I WANTED TO WIN TODAY

Let me tell you something. There's a trash can downstairs with a dent in it. 24/f/ny

[theweirdwideweb]

[montereybayaquarium]

The Pacific Ocean is wider than the Moon. Anyway how’s your day going?

[noxfauna]

dip moon like cookie

[dankmemeuniversity]

[unclefather]

Imagine going to a doctors office and you sit down and the doctor walks in and he says “I’m your doctor. doctor pepper.” Could you imagine. I would just lose it right there

[fyeahjdrama-deactivated20230903]

Rilakkuma and Kaoru (2019)

[sonypraystation]

me: *time travels to the 1940’s*

me: hey dipshit *makes a fart noise on my iphone*

guy: Wowie-zowie! *starts doing the charleston*

[todaysbird]

DIRECT ACTION

[deactivated-355224788-deactivat]

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

[todaysbird]

are you...talking to the cockatoo

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[catchymemes]

[allsadnshit]

[pukicho]

Not to sound like a dr*gon but I do want your gold and I am going to lay on top of it in a pile inside a cave

[soup-wizard]

Why do you censor dragon?

[pukicho]

Townsfolk may find it scary

[rickylafleurs]

[coolxatu]

[stardewvalleyalex]

mutuals if my tumblr ever gets deleted you can find me in my house from 6am to 7am and then moving south towards the ranch by 7:30. I will then be standing on the dock of the lake until 3pm. From 4pm to 6pm you can find me in the secret woods by the southwest pond. I then will be traveling east and then down to the beach where I will be from 8pm to 10pm, after which I will walk back to my house through town and past the bus station

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i love pdfs

[muriolaflor-deactivated20200923]

most tender file format :(

[butterflypeaflowertea]

pdfs be like 📂💌📃❤️📎📁📑❣️🍓

[mustardtigress]

[fuckyahumor]

BABY

[creatine-baby]

[quepajaeltambler]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits