i keep thinking I'm on my self insert fuck
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Stranger Things
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Jules of Nature

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i don't do bad sauce passes
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trying on a metaphor

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Not today Justin
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i keep thinking I'm on my self insert fuck
so since im doomed to be mobile until tomorrow Sam's kik is notfabiio so like do that shit
LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE TO FINALLY BE MARRIED! Congratulations to the beautiful brides, Rose and Rosie
HAH I didn’t mention I watched Kingsman with my grandfather
MY GR ANDFATHER
pugpicker ; valentine is definitely someone i'm considering. it's between him, harry, maybe even merlin? i'm not sure i'm very indecisive tbh
fuck me im going to make a kingsman blog tomorrow
finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing
reblog this with your height in the tags then we’ll all know
i wish i wasn’t stuck on mobile help
Colin’s name in Taron’s phone is fuckin Colly Wobbles help
“I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.”
I went and saw Kingsman earlier and I honestly have a new favorite movie
Send me a ⊗ for my muses reaction to yours touching their butt
Sentence meme (Torture my character version)
Make them cry
"I never loved you."
"You’re the reason they’re dead!"
"It’s all your fault!"
"Who could ever love you…?"
"You’re so stupid. So weak."
"Just go away. I don’t want you here."
Blackmail them
"Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?"
"I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear."
"I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city."
"If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!"
"Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?"
"I know everything. I can ruin you."
"Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut."
Interrogate them
"Sing, birdie."
"I know exactly how to make you talk."
"You know some fascinating things, don’t you?"
"I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all."
"I have means of extracting information from you."
"I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute."
"You’re tough. But I’ll break you."
Yell at them
"You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!"
"You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!"
"What the fuck have you done this time!"
"You don’t care about anyone but yourself!"
"You’re not human! You’re a monster!"
"You’re a disgusting little rat!"
"You’ve fucked up for the last time!"
Physically hurt them
"What, can’t take a punch?"
"I’ll kill you!"
"It’s only a scratch, asshole!"
"Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!"
"I’ll slit your damn throat!"
"Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half."
"I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well."
"That’s going to bruise."
Torture them… gently
"You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!"
"Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!"
"Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!"
"Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!"
"I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!"
"Get in the locker, shorty!"
"Annoying? Me? Annoying?"
Little preview of my cover of #ThinkingOutLoud by my boy Ed. Posting sometime tomorrow. YouTube: ryanmccartan 👍🎶
#RIP Sam Winchester #tried to fuck Heather Chandler #but she is unfuckable
rip sam he tried to fuck the unfuckable and in return got fucked up
"You've got to give me something to do."
meme.
‘ thanks, but i’ve got this. seriously, don’t feel bad about not helping, i can handle it. ’