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The Selfshippers Guide to Gushing

I noticed a lot of people say that when they’re asked to gush they don’t really know what to say in the moment so I thought I’d come up with a guide to kinda help people along when they wanna gush but feel stuck!

Gushing doesn’t have to be paragraphs upon paragraphs about why you love them. It doesn’t even have to be poetic. Just be passionate or content about what you’re saying and you’re golden.

Think about what made you wanna gush in the first place. Did you see something about your F/O that just made you spill your uwus everywhere? Describe what it was and what it makes you feel. Describe how you’re feeling? Do you feel like you’re gonna burst with happiness? Do you feel butterflies? Say it!

Compliment your F/O! You’ve given a compliment before so give them one! That’s apart of gushing is telling people what’s so amazing about them. Use adjectives to get the weight of your feelings across. These include words like breathtaking, awe inspiring, incredible, handsome, etc. You can use these sources to find even more describing words if you don’t wanna be repetitive.

Gushing can take the form of infodumping about them as well. Telling people about their backstory or facts about the character that get you excited. Tell people about what makes them so interesting! It doesn’t always have to be “My F/O is GORGEOUS” though that definitely counts too.

Sometimes you can’t always articulate what you’re saying and that’s okay. Gifs, emojis, keyboard smashing. That’s a valid way to gush if you don’t feel like using words or you’re overwhelmed!

Use pictures of your F/O to show people what you’re talking about! Sometimes that aids you in really getting your point across and people can see the person you’re in love with!!

Most of all, find an enthusiastic audience! A partner who is willing to listen and gush just as much as you really helps the mood and can get you pumped up! It’s no fun when you can tell they’re not listening or invested!

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[imagineyourfo]

for those of you with an f/o that’s not on your public f/o list. take a moment and imagine, like, wacky sitcom hijinks. hiding your secret f/o in a closet or under a tablecloth and somehow nobody noticing there’s a whole ass person in there

[isobob]

haly sdv marry me haley sdv are you single hi haley sdv

[fryologyy]

more spongbob and possibly the funniest comment ever posted on tiktok

[trancegnder]

"i can fix him" well i can add him to my f/o list

[heavensssedits]

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[isobob]

spongebob My best friend spongebob Its so true though

[isobob]

i f/ex l.ogan.s.anders because i used to kin the guy who i shipped him with and we hate each other like actually destroy each other all the time

[isobob]

i should have f/exes

[isobob]

everysponge bob selfshipper should form an alliance unless they dont want to share an f/o in which case its perfectly fine

[isobob]

i remember when king julien was my main f/o that was a good energy

[rabbit-bf]

God I love the diversity of characters that people f/o.

I’ve seen people ship with Spongebob, and with Steve from Blues Clues, and with Animal Crossing villagers. I’ve seen people shipping with characters from obscure amusement park shows, borderline background characters, and characters who most wouldn’t even really consider characters. I’ve seen people ship with characters that everyone knows like Disney characters, the Looney Tunes, even Mario, and Sonic characters.

Just proves that no matter how small you may feel, there will always be someone that sees something special in you like that. The admiration and absolutely love we have for these characters, and that connection. Agh! Priceless.

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