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Bear with me while I workshop this quote collection 🖤

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

#Hot take: I blame the organizations themselves because there are enough portals out there that aren’t too bad #It’s a choice to use the really shitty ones

pankendev

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

I really do hate that it’s become normal for ads to be disgusting and have gross-out humor. Advertisers greedy for attention and to ruin the vibes in any situation x economic infantilization of adults final boss

isolarii

Why is Instagram advertising me penis themed sunscreen

isolarii

I thought it was subtle lotion to jerk off with disguised as sunscreen. But it is sunscreen “for guys who don’t do skincare.”

Hey guys. Sunscreen is kinda gay, right? You know what’s not gay? Penis themed sunscreen. On your face

Why is Instagram advertising me penis themed sunscreen

whale-sticker-blue

parted from me, and never parted

andreablog2

I wish there was a sports game where both teams could lose.

geyfrog

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

#My strat at work for yearssss

catchymemes

Remember when I said the excessive military flyovers were intended to terrorize civilians/“own the libs” and then Pete Hegseth went online and confirmed it

#I’m never wrong about these guys

If you’re buying tickets for an outdoor concert in the northeast in July or August, you’re accepting like a 50/50 chance of the show actually happening lol. Learn this… idk what to tell you

Noah Kahan seems like the exact type of artist to cancel a concert last minute lol

#Whiny man music.

gondorrevealparty

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

gondorrevealparty

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

charlizetheronsbush-official

parkerposey

Im a little bit delirious rn but this is so fucking funny to me im losing it. SUNDAY SANDWICH

I’m sorry, no, eating at Taco Bell is not sticking it to the man. Are these people for real

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