Quarantined Celebrimbor

Sniffle...

Oh, the damnable misfortunes of inhabiting a physical form... I detest illnesses with every fibre of my eternal being; and I have no idea how I so much as managed to contract the Divine Cold, given that I have been under this lockdown curse!

Ugh... I know not whether I wish to break things, or to shed tears...

...Perhaps I will break things whilst shedding tears. Yes, that ought to satisfy these desires.

Oh, my sweet Maia, are you going to be alright? I love you!

Sniffle-- yes, my little holly-lord, I will be fine... though I must confess, this damnable illness would be much easier to bear if you were at my side. Curse this distance... I love you as well, my dear!

I would come and put my cool hand on your beautiful forehead and kiss you and wipe your nose ❤️

Ah, my beloved little elf, how kind you are! Oh, once this abominable curse is over, I will be sure to kiss you many times over as thanks for your loveliness...

I cannot wait for you to set foot in Eregion! Oh how I would squeeze you!

Celebrimbor: .... so, like, what ARE we? *as he's chained upside down in your torture chamber*

...You do not sound like my Celebrimbor. My Celebrimbor knows precisely what we are, and I would never do him any harm again!

Reveal yourself, impostor! Who are you?

This is really funny. I find it funny.

Likewise, love. Not to worry though; I shall not be fooled by any impostors! You are the only you, and the only one I love is you.~

I will never accept an impostor either! I’ve already accepted one, the cutest impostor of all ❤️

Of course.~ Though my impostoring days are long behind me now; you have me entirely as I truly am... and somehow you still love me, too. I am most grateful for that, my dearest!

I’m happy about it, my Mai!

A minor inconvenience: *happens*

Mairon:

'Tyelpë I'm dying'

@sauron-in-lockdown

In my defense, I really did think I was dying!

...surely people can die from accidentally hitting their thumb a little bit with their forging hammer, right...?

#my sau #sauron in lockdown #celebrimbor #sauron #silvergifting #silverfisting

In his defense, isn’t he perfect? Look at those lovely golden locks. That seductive mouth... If you say you don’t desire this man, you are lying. And yet he’s mine.

A minor inconvenience: *happens*

Mairon:

'Tyelpë I'm dying'

@sauron-in-lockdown

#life of c #sauron in lockdown #celebrimbor #sauron #silvergifting #silverfisting

Celebrimbor: .... so, like, what ARE we? *as he's chained upside down in your torture chamber*

...You do not sound like my Celebrimbor. My Celebrimbor knows precisely what we are, and I would never do him any harm again!

Reveal yourself, impostor! Who are you?

This is really funny. I find it funny.

Likewise, love. Not to worry though; I shall not be fooled by any impostors! You are the only you, and the only one I love is you.~

#sauron in lockdown #my sau #our love

I will never accept an impostor either! I’ve already accepted one, the cutest impostor of all ❤️

Sniffle...

Oh, the damnable misfortunes of inhabiting a physical form... I detest illnesses with every fibre of my eternal being; and I have no idea how I so much as managed to contract the Divine Cold, given that I have been under this lockdown curse!

Ugh... I know not whether I wish to break things, or to shed tears...

...Perhaps I will break things whilst shedding tears. Yes, that ought to satisfy these desires.

Oh, my sweet Maia, are you going to be alright? I love you!

Sniffle-- yes, my little holly-lord, I will be fine... though I must confess, this damnable illness would be much easier to bear if you were at my side. Curse this distance... I love you as well, my dear!

#sauron in lockdown #our love

I would come and put my cool hand on your beautiful forehead and kiss you and wipe your nose ❤️

My days are spent training, learning, creating, and ruling Ost-in-Edhil. So basically same as I did before... But I kinda liked having an option to go out, even tho I didn’t use it.

#life of c

Sniffle...

Oh, the damnable misfortunes of inhabiting a physical form... I detest illnesses with every fibre of my eternal being; and I have no idea how I so much as managed to contract the Divine Cold, given that I have been under this lockdown curse!

Ugh... I know not whether I wish to break things, or to shed tears...

...Perhaps I will break things whilst shedding tears. Yes, that ought to satisfy these desires.

Oh, my sweet Maia, are you going to be alright? I love you!

Celebrimbor: .... so, like, what ARE we? *as he's chained upside down in your torture chamber*

...You do not sound like my Celebrimbor. My Celebrimbor knows precisely what we are, and I would never do him any harm again!

Reveal yourself, impostor! Who are you?

This is really funny. I find it funny.

People are saying I am not the most beautiful elven lord and that Celeborn and Elrond are prettier than me. Now, Elrond is no contender - he is the most beautiful half-elven lord! But Celeborn?

Celeborn??

I’m sorry, what??

Anyway, what do you guys think?

chaoticnotral

I’ll say nothing other than both options are better than Glorfindel the Dumbass

Aww why such harshness? Glorfindel is a good man.

chaoticnotral

I apologize, I mixed up Glorfindel with Fingolfin.

Fingolfin tried to fight a god.

HOW DARE YOU?!!!

People are saying I am not the most beautiful elven lord and that Celeborn and Elrond are prettier than me. Now, Elrond is no contender - he is the most beautiful half-elven lord! But Celeborn?

Celeborn??

I’m sorry, what??

Anyway, what do you guys think?

chaoticnotral

I’ll say nothing other than both options are better than Glorfindel the Dumbass

Aww why such harshness? Glorfindel is a good man.

People are saying I am not the most beautiful elven lord and that Celeborn and Elrond are prettier than me. Now, Elrond is no contender - he is the most beautiful half-elven lord! But Celeborn?

Celeborn??

I’m sorry, what??

Anyway, what do you guys think?

#celebrimbor #life of c

It’s my birthday today, and my Annatar cannot be near me...

Blessed be the elves, the Men, and the land! Thy Annatar hath come to wish a beautiful morning upon thee!

...so I would have said back then at least, ahaha.