i’ve spent a solid hour staring at the miku binder jefferson fanart someone left in my inbox just so i can articulate the extraordinarily specific reasons this so rankles disquiets and perturbes me
I’m sorry the WHAT
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i’ve spent a solid hour staring at the miku binder jefferson fanart someone left in my inbox just so i can articulate the extraordinarily specific reasons this so rankles disquiets and perturbes me
I’m sorry the WHAT
dani and jamie + the domestic sapphic dream
Feel like if you gave a british person a normal sandwich theyd dip it in mud before eating it
This is a call out for Hezekiah Wakely.
Let the man enjoy his mud
do NOT let the man enjoy his mud
rise and shine kings there’s cocks to be sucked
Tim Magnus Archive Stoker’s Monday morning alarm.
You say this like he doesn’t say this every day he goes into work until Martin files an HR complaint to make him stop. He doesn’t
Ciri texting Geralt: Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Ciri: Plz hurry because I'm going to cry
Ciri: Dad
Ciri: Dad
Geralt texting back: Geralt is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.
*offers you an evil retirement plan and extremely good evil workplace benefits*
But do you offer evil dental?
Of course??
I said it was extremely good evil workplace benefits, and that is the bare minimum smh. All of my henchman have dental. If some “hero” comes in and punches one of your teeth out while you’re guarding my lair or any of its many nefarious secrets, I will ensure you get seen by one of the finest dentists money can buy
Excellent, I look forward to working with your evil team and being apart of your nefarious schemes and plots
Thank you. I’m overthrowing God
Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.
adhd + music moods:
listening to the same song on repeat for 72 hours straight
requires absolutely no sound. complete silence only. if anyone so much as breathes…
NEED ALL THE NOISE. MUSIC AT FULL BLAST. The external volume has to be loud enough to drown out the internal volume so I can hear the one productive thought. I SAID THE EXT-
music has to be just loud enough that i can hear it, but quiet enough so i forget it’s on and i don’t get distracted by changing the song
too late. i am now changing the song every .2 seconds. hits shuffle. hits shuffle. hits skip. switches playlist. creates a new playlist that is a slight variation of an already existing playlist. it’s been 5 hours.
So this post was directly beneath this and I thought it was just a continuation
When I need to focus I listen to atonal dissonance, because there are no words and no patterns for me to get my head stuck in
Well this post was right under this one and I’m a lil speechless
Clone High is a lot funnier if you take the clones and photoshop the actual faces of the people they’re cloned from onto them
You ever look at a fandom you’re not in from afar and feel like a nuclear missile just grazed the side of your head
woke up this morning with a fully-formed list dangling in my mind of disney villains who r almost certainly into bdsm. let’s begin: jafar, scar, cruella deville, ursula, probably claude frollo,
Someone commented that Hans from frozen is into ddlg and this trashpit of a website needs to BURN
there is no final version of yourself. we never stop growing or changing, nor should we. stop beating yourself up for not being ‘there’ yet.
The final version of yourself is the one you die in I think
Oh, well I don’t know how it works with you mortals
fun fact! this quote has gotten popular on twitter, where no one has any idea it’s from a tumblr shitpost, or of the horrors that lurk in the original notes
twitter comments:
tumblr comments:
Twitter: This is so deep.
Tumblr: Only about six feet.
God this is the best website online
to be fair the bar is so low we’ve had to start digging
Broke: Geralt annoyed by Jaskier lying ("it's called artistic interpretation, Geralt") in his songs about the monsters Geralt fights.
Woke: Geralt using Jaskier's exaggerated stories to mess with his brothers.
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Lambert, after hearing Jaskier's new song: That's total bullshit! There's no such thing as a zombie vampire!
Jaskier: Pff.
Geralt: Yes, there is, Lambert. I was there. I fought it.
Lambert: And you expect me to believe this twink's song about how you broke both of your arms during the fight and still defeated it?
Geralt: Yes, that's exactly what happened.
Jaskier: Yeah, he held the sword with his teeth!
Eskel: Woah.
Lambert: Are you kidding me, what "woah", HE'S LYING-
XXTJ: Do you ever get tired of just how random you are?
XNXP: *pouring green food colouring in orange juice* *cleaning the ceiling with a hairdryer* *trying to build an IKEA furniture with one hand strapped behind their back* I have no idea what you’re talking about.
How Each MBTI Deals with Drama
(this is based on my experiences lmao don’t kill me if its not 100% accurate)
ENTJ, INTJ: Either doesn’t have time for that shit because school is more important OR completely fucks up people’s lives cuz…. fun.
INTP: Either doesn’t give a rats ass OR low-key makes a plan to fuck shit up
ENTP: Is involved in the drama but honestly doesn’t give a fuck how it turns out
ESTP: Reallyyyyy doesn’t give a fuck but might ocationally just sit back and watch how shit goes down
ESFP: Might be near/be the center of the drama and either tries to sort things out or just slowly fucks shit up due to their attitude
ISFP: Also might be near the center of attention and inevitably gets fucked over but still finds a way to rise on top of it.
ESTJ, ENFJ: Probably in the center of the drama just fucking things up like always lmao
INFP: Is also involved but either falls into depression because all the drama got to them OR gets adrenaline for like 5 minutes and roasts the fuck out of everyone who ever did them wrong
ENFP: Involved in drama due to their friendships, tries to work things out for a while but if shit gets too deep they FUCKK things up cuz they low-key want to.
ISFJ, INFJ: Is too mature for it and just tries to sort things out
ESFJ: Doesn’t care just wants to have fun (but if u fuck with the ESFJ they’ll fuck you over using all of his/her friendships)
ISTP, ISTJ: Gives less fucks of all, probably studying or doing whatever ISTJ/Ps do (sorry I am an ENFP idk what u guys do lmao
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Message: Hey guys sorry I left for like a shit ton of months, mmm I might be comming back, idk, just did this cuz I was bored so…… like and comment and repost lmao :)
INTP in college [maybe ENTP, still learning function theory] going into job interviews and I understand what to do but want to know what your experience is, if any, with interviewing INTPs? Mistakes or suggestions? Advice? Anything? Thank you for your blog, I'm sure you hear it a million days per day but it is a great help to us all to share your experiences
Related answers:
ENTJ: Job Interview Tips
I’ve interviewed more people than I can remember, I’ll do them all quickly:
Common interview mistakes by MBTI type
INTP and ISTP
Mistake: They’re uncomfortable talking about themselves and their accomplishments which makes it difficult to gauge and understand their qualifications.
Advice: List out your roles, responsibilities, and accomplishments ahead of time and memorize them like the back of your hand. No one knows you better than you– this is critical information that needs to be cemented in your memory prior to the interview.
Mistake: Prone to lack of eye contact.
Advice: It’s okay to look away when you’re thinking, but look at the person when you respond.
Mistake: Prone to rambling and an excess of: “Uhhhhh”, “Umm”, “Hmmm.”
Advice: Pause when you’re about to hit a speed bump, recite the sentence in your mind before it leaves your mouth so you can finish it with one fluid delivery.
(INTP) Mistake: Prone to misunderstanding questions and answering them with completely off-target and off-topic incorrect responses.
Advice: Ask clarifying questions (”If I’m understanding you correctly, you’re asking for ___?”) before diving into an answer and going on a wild mind adventure.
ENTP and ESTP
Mistake: Prone to talking over other people, prone to rambling. They talk too much, too quickly, and for too long.
Advice: Less is more. Talking over people gives the impression that you’re a bad listener which is an automatic red flag for coaching and mentoring. People also know when you’re bullshitting because the interviewer is usually a seasoned professional in the field and you can’t talk your way out of a technical interview with a question you don’t know the answer to. Work the logic sequentially so even if you end up at the wrong answer, your steps are organized and coherent. This communicates to the interviewer that you did your best with the information you currently have.
(ENTP) Mistake:Prone to misunderstanding questions and answering them with completely off-target and off-topic incorrect responses.
Advice: Ask clarifying questions (”If I’m understanding you correctly, you’re asking for ___?”) before diving into an answer and going on a wild mind adventure.
(ESTP) Mistake:Prone to answering questions without thinking them through, usually immediately starts speaking right after (and sometimes before) the other person finishes.
Advice: Take your time.
ENFP, INFP, ESFP, ISFP
Mistake: They’re either one of two polar opposites: “I REALLY WANT THIS JOB, THIS IS MY DREAM, MY FIRST CHOICE, I MUST HAVE IT” or “I don’t really want to be here but I gave up on my dreams/true passions and I need a paycheck so here I am.” And it’s dead obvious to everyone in the room.
Advice: Apply to a job you actually want. If the interview is already painful and agonizing, just wait until you have to actually do this for a living.
Mistake: They’re prone to being late to the interview. ENFPs will be really late while ESFPs will make it in time, but barely, and usually arriving disheveled looking like they just outran a stampede.
Advice: Don’t be late.
ENTJ and ESTJ
Mistake:They come in with the kind of intensity and focus that makes you wonder if they’re here for a job or to bludgeon the other candidates to death. Likely both.
Advice: Relax, before you have a stroke. The aura of aggression is off-putting because they’re assessing you as someone who could be a nightmare colleague in the future; pushy, impatient, demanding, etc.
Mistake:They have a perpetual “get on with it already” impatient look/attitude when it comes to events or discussions unrelated to work such as culture, corporate responsibility, and social events.
Advice: Always remember that there’s someone just as smart as you who is also likable. Intelligence is important, but your competition has intelligence + attitude and they will beat you out.
Mistake:Prone to being overzealous by contacting the recruiting and hiring manager too many times post-interview because they’re impatient and want to know if they got the job.
Advice: One thank you email suffices. After that– don’t call us, we’ll call you.
INTJ and ISTJ
Mistake: They’re prone to blanking (freezing) if posed a random question they didn’t prepare for. Generally, very bad at improvising.
Advice: Ask clarifying questions to buy time and get additional context, work through the question sequentially step by step and the answer will reveal itself as you work through the problem.
Mistake: They have a perpetual “get on with it already” impatient look/attitude when it comes to events or discussions unrelated to work such as culture, corporate responsibility, and social events.
Advice: Always remember that there’s someone just as smart as you who is also likable. Intelligence is important, but your competition has intelligence + attitude and they will beat you out.
Mistake: Their body language is often stiff and smiles look forced.
Advice: Think of soft, fluffy puppies whenever you look at the interviewer(s).
ENFJ and ESFJ
Mistake: Prone to ass-kissing. They’re skilled at scanning the room to identify the most important or powerful person, latching on to them, and starting the sugar train of brown nosing.
Advice: Treat everyone equally regardless of position, rank, or role. Remember that the secretary of the Senior Partner, even though she’s “only” a secretary, still has the ear of the Senior Partner.
Mistake:Prone to being overzealous by contacting the recruiting and hiring manager too many times post-interview because they’re impatient and want to know if they got the job.
Advice: One thank you email suffices. After that– don’t call us, we’ll call you.
Mistake:Prone to negotiating– and even begging– for a second chance if they don’t get the job.
Advice: Chalk this up as a lesson learned, take your new professional connections and move on with dignity.
INFJ and ISFJ
Mistake: They’re uncomfortable talking about themselves and their accomplishments which makes it difficult to gauge and understand their qualifications. Unlike IxTPs, IxFJs are more concerned with coming off as arrogant and obnoxious so they respond in ways that downplay their contributions. This is a mistake.
Advice: List out your roles, responsibilities, and accomplishments ahead of time and memorize them like the back of your hand. Cite objective impacts of your work, focus on your actions instead of yourself to alleviate the anxiety from appearing egotistic.
Mistake: If it’s a group interview, typically the quietest person in the group who doesn’t speak up enough to be noticed. This is unfortunate because they tend to contribute a lot to the solution but louder people take credit.
Advice: Speak up. Simple enough.
What every type secretly wants you to know
SUBMITTED by Steve
INTJ: “We are not robots” It’s funny to me that INTJs always get this reputation of being the most emotionally cold, misanthropic of types when in actuality their feeling function is not even their inferior. Most INTJs are very passionate people. They love what they love and usually focused on how to help. It’s just not written on their foreheads like other types. But their actions usually speak much louder than words.
ENTJ: “We care about people” ENTJs may have an appearance of being stone cold business types, but like all EJs, pretty much everything they do is ultimately in the service of helping others. Hell, a lot of times your typical ENTJ loses themselves because they are too concerned in fixing everyone else’s problems that they forget to take care of themselves.
INTP: “Do not dismiss our advice” INTPs are unfortunately stereotypically known as nerds, gamers and sometimes, crackpot conspiracy theorists and they often come off as if they couldn’t care less what others think. But if they “meddle” in your affairs, you should actually lend an ear because chances are they know how to fix your problems and offer valuable insights like you never thought was possible. And no, not just the “my laptop crashed, how do I fix it?” advice. Like, actual personal. self-growth stuff.
ENTP: “We want what’s best for society” I’m an avid fan of Bill Maher (whom I believe to be an ENTP). And behind his sarcasm, cynicism, nihilism and foul mouth, a bottom line I always discern is that he is deeply bothered by the state of the world and wish we could all just…..get our sh*t together, you know. This rings true for the average ENTP. They may act as though they don’t care, but they are more often than not really disturbed by how mankind constantly sabotages itself on their way to a perceived Utopia and secretly wished they could set things straight and make sure all of us are happy and thriving together.
INFJ: “We believe there is a logical solution to all of life’s problems” INFJs can often come off as too idealistic for their own good or detached from reality when in fact they know how to fix problems. They are as such life’s natural mechanics who know there is a way to fix everything or improve what’s flawed. They are often dismissed unfortunately because their thinking is ahead of the times.
ENFJ: “We’re actually fun” As all EJ types, ENFJs can appear at times too serious and controlling. That’s only because they have a work hard, play hard attitude which is usually associated with TJ types. ENFJs typically give in to the finer things life has to offer and want you to join them.
INFP: “Don’t under-estimate us” If you visit MBTI related sites on the internet, chances are you see lots of praises thrown their way. Yet, they always seem to be excluded as being competent in most areas of life such as business, care-taking, athletics etc. Every INFP knows they have the drive to make things happen and you best believe they’ll do it once they have gathered everything they need to do so.
ENFP: “We actually thought of everything” Unicorns, shiny colored-bubbles, Star Wars fandom, incessant ramblings…. is often what one thinks the typical ENFP mind is made of. In reality they are much more attuned to what’s happening in real time than people think. So much so, that they will spot what many of us miss and bring it to our attention. They may not be experts are tying up loose ends but sure are keen at spotting them. I know several ENFPs in white-collar types of business as they naturally get a grasp of all the information that is floating around and find a way to tie it all up together. They’ll point out factors you dismissed and ask how you plan how tying them together, which can be a very humbling experience if you’re one of those “On top of things” people.
ISTJ: “You mean something to us” Despite their cold and aloof demeanor, if an ISTJ keeps you around in their lives despite you having cause them woes and setbacks, then that’s because they really like you. If you were not worth it, Te would have called it quits a long time ago, but they’re still there because you are much more valuable to them than they let it known. They see you as some type of pillar in their inner experience that needs to be kept around for reasons that are difficult even for them to understand. ISTJs tend to see themselves as “flawed” in one way or another, so they can keep less-than-perfect people around them because they can step back easily and realize everyone has a broken side to them, so contrary to their high and mighty judgmental persona, they may actually very often believe “Who am I to judge?”
ESTJ: “We’re only hard on you because we care” I could practically copy/paste what I said about ENTJs here. if an ESTJ is being critical of you, it’s because they want to help and fix your shortcomings. If they don’t do that, then they’ll instead want to be that person you can go to, to have fun, unwind and relax with. True to the “drill sergeant” stereotype, ESTJs do indeed have a hard time helping people without coming off as some sort of disciplinarian, but their motives are always pure in nature. If they tell you you need a good kick in the a** to get your life straight, it actually comes from a place of love as otherwise, they simply wouldn’t bother.
ISFJ: “We can be seriously assertive” Of all 16 types, ISFJ unfortunately seem to be portrayed as the ultimate doormats. They are soft, over-welcoming and self-sacrificing, often excusing, if not, enabling people’s negative behaviors because they love them. That is of course, very untrue. Hell hath no fury like an ISFJ crossed. They are very high standard people and if you violate said standards you’re in for a can of whoopass. Unlike what the stereotypes say, ISFJs are actually very independent, so if they decide they don’t need you, you will indeed never hear from them ever again.
ESFJ: “We thrive in the business world” So what are ESFJs good at? Baking cookies, organizing a secret party for Sheila’s 40th birthday and of course, taking care of multiple kids. And yet, most ESFJs I know are big time corporate shots with a yearly salary that makes me rage with envy. Why? Because they are natural people persons who know how to navigate any kind of social system plus they have Si reliability and dutifulness. Along with being highly sensitive to how they are perceived by others, this creates the perfect storm for someone who’s hungry to prove themselves to others and thrive in any setting they are thrust upon.
ISTP: “We have a deep artistic side” ISTPs prefer you see them as very down-to-Earth people who fix any problem on a concrete/mechanical level. But Se is highly attuned with aesthetics and ISTPs therefore feel a need to express this. Whether it is painting, song-writing, playing an instrument, writing poetry, your average ISTP will find this uncontrollable need to express themselves in a way beyond simply fixing your car engine.
ESTPs: “We will help you in your darkest hour”. So anecdote… not once but twice in my life I told an ESTP type that I was going through financial difficulties and they offered me a handsome sum of money or even staying at their place as to help me get me back on my feet. I refused, of course, but this still speaks volume about the average ESTP’s character. When you’re down on your luck, they seem to have absolutely no problem sacrificing part of themselves to help you out. This definitely alleviates that hedonistic, manipulator image they often have going for them.
ISFP: “We want you to love us for who we are” Of all entries, this one seems to be the least surprising. But if you have an ISFP in your life, chances are they walk around like they couldn’t care less what you think about them. But that isn’t true. ISFPs are constantly torn between following their heart but at the same time, wanting you to support them in whatever it is they do or plan and when you don’t. let alone cut them down, it is really hurtful to them. This is why you should always try to meet an ISFP halfway. It’ll help them grow as a person but also let them know that you care.
ESFP: “We have no problem being leaders” If you meet an ESFP in their early 20’s, then chances are they represent every stereotype known of them, being this fun loving party type without a care in the world. If you know a mature ESFP however, you may be surprised by how corporate, serious and strong willed they can be. That’s because Se/Te is a combination that is extremely keen on ambition and making things happen, which is why a mature ESFP may often come across as a stereotypical ENTJ (their shadow type). Do not take them lightly because their sense of realism is often unparalleled. Hell, I know some ESFPs who make your typical ENTJ come off as a day dreaming slacker by comparison.
how i see other mbti-types as an enfp
infp: they give a lot of validation to your feelings. if you tell them that you’re angry about something, it will make them angry too. infps are easy to have deep deep conversations with. they are patient and polite. outwards they might seem kinda quiet - even though their inner world is really lively. history and society are the topics they are deeply interested in.
intj: they are very logical and successful in academic fields. if they do not know something, they are not going to show it. when they know a lot about a subject, they love to share their knowledge with others. expressing their feelings is not one of their strengths: to feelers intjs may seem emotionless, but in reality they have a lot of emotions.
istp: they are hard workers and very practical. istps love projects and especially something where they need to use their hands and their mechanical skills. because of their practicality, they may seem simple and plain, but actually they are pretty unpredictable: their humor is brilliant and they are at their best when with their good friends.
infj: like infps, they tend to feel a lot. they love baby animals and other cute things. infjs care really much about their loved ones and they’re not afraid to show it. they hate small talk and superficial relationships - they are not people-pleasers or entertainers, instead it’s important for them to have relationships where they can freely be themselves.
estp: they love to be on the focus of attention and they gain the attention of others with their lively and charismatic personality. they live in the moment and serious debates don’t interest them for long. estps crave drama and action in their lives, it’s what keeps them going. they are not very patient, and in other people they respect intensity and determination.
enfj: they are really charismatic but in different way compared to estps. they are supportive and they are easy to approach. enfjs are also really self-confident, which attracts others. they are also genuinely interested in other people: they make others feel like their presence is wanted - they can easily make you feel like you’re the most fascinating person in the world. they are also very good at analyzing other people around them.
Wow this is- really helpful