Chaos Writing

Still writing my book, gotta finish and edit a lot of early stuff… meanwhile I’ll share funny bits without context, ando some of my humor, dunno.

[isomniac-writer]

Society is an Eldrich Abomination, your brain simplifies it’s image to ignore the impossible complexity of the concept, in this thesis I-

[isomniac-writer]

Know what? If one feels like putting into words a new new new project instead of working on old ones, that’s absolutely fine, must do stuff for yourself first, if it makes you happy, that’s great

[isomniac-writer]

Have a mental breakdown, have a breakthrough on writer block as a consequence. Fair to me

[pukicho]

How many bacteria do I kill a day?

[cornmug]

So many. Like, an incredible amount.

[pukicho]

What happens to them when they die??

[isomniac-writer]

They go to a dark field (since perception of light at microscopic level is bad) filled with a primordial soup, so they can mitosis forever and ever.

Except the Bacillotas, they don’t deserve bacteria heaven, they are dropped in a pit of soap that kills 99,99% of bacteria, but they are already dead, so their suffering is eternal.

[the-lit-in-literature]

Girls just wanna

❎ have fun

✅ fulfill witches' prophecy and become king

[isomniac-writer]

Hopefully profecias that don’t involve a lady throwing you a sword from a lake, because that’s doesn’t sound like a legitimate form of government.

Girls deserve that legit government of cutting someone’s head off to retake the kingdom.

[isomniac-writer]

Don’t you hate when you need to dangle a couple stories above ground just to get the tea of your friend’s date?

[isomniac-writer]

The will to write is an absolute asshole… when you have time to put into writing it hides behind a safe door. When you are in class/about to sleep/walking down the road it squashes against your face shouting ideas.

[isomniac-writer]

I think there’s no better work of art than “Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette” at least to me.

First time I saw this I though “yeah… this is peak art… nuff said”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

real estate agent specializing in Villainous Evil Lairs

[isomniac-writer]

This is a classic Volcano island lair, it has a side hatch for any assort of lasers and doomsday weapon launching. The pool table doubles as a torture one. Oh and look at this magnificent shark tank.

[isomniac-writer]

“Gotta save half a city, but first save you out of that horrific suit” that’s the mentality of someone with their priorities straight

[weaver-z]

Me about novels: Outlining is so important!! Make sure to outline your story ahead of time, or the plot will be uneven and difficult to read! Editing will also be easier if you do this!

Me about short stories: Ohhhhg baby we go any way the wind bloaws

[isomniac-writer]

Alright great advice… but what do I do when the characters don’t follow the outline? When they just burst into completely random and amazing dialogue and interactions?

[isomniac-writer]

You ever got so fixated on a detail of a project that… you kinda just have to make a big thing out of a foot note?

Example: DnD Homebrew world, you want to have a play for an plot point. You start to write the whole 3 acts of the play. In verse.

[isomniac-writer]

[trovadora-de-versos]

On purpose!! love people on purpose!!! find someone wonderful and love them and tell them it wasn’t an accident, you had a choice, you saw who they were and realized how lovely it would be to love them, and it is!! i made a good decision! i love you on purpose!!

[isomniac-writer]

Bold of you to assume there was choice involved. It had happened months prior, just took me that long to realize because I’m dumb.

[isomniac-writer]

Don’t you hate when you are talking to a burger and someone comes to you with a call to adventure?