Margo's platonically-married venlumi au when?

no really.. when? it's been a year and i still only have like 3k words. ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀) || I need a fan account where I can just stalk other fan accounts. also i can and will reblog everything i see bc i am a hoarder || she/her || by the way, this blog is a mess just made for myself. so, fair warning if anyone wants to scroll through || fake Scara lover /j || pfp is from Rebirth webcomic btw. read it ^_^

[dyinggirldied]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[iamcon-fu-sion]

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you people are. unkind to me

[d4lifesworld]

You... voted for the pigeon, too?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know when i'm outmatched

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[shutyourmoustache]

“No, your grandma didn’t speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit.”

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[pulim-v]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[avi-mation]

Earth’s Scapegoat and her Sacrificial Lamb

[fruiitlins]

afterschool

[yayxstitch]

It's coming along. Wish me luck I'm about to use holographic filament for the first time.

[fishiest-fish]

ngl didn't realize this was unfinished at first and thought this was just a really weird shitpost

[oh-great-authoress]

Tags via @imissthembutitwasntadisaster

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[beaniesandbells]

What’s doing the killing

[pukicho]

The Killer

[fmd-art]

Pink mermaid sketch 🩷

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[ajani]

One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them

[boarofthenorth100]

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

[hyrude]

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

[kyraneko]

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

[vyeoh]

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[astarkey]

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests

[dappergamelord]

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

[stuckinnet]

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

[warriornunnery]

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

[yokowan]

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

[randomthunk]

Sometimes you have to entertain yourself out in the field too, like the time Victor Robles made friends with a praying mantis.

[warriornunnery]

and some college baseball shenanigans