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“Cecil,” he corrected, the grin faltering from his lips briefly in annoyance. No matter how many times he corrected the Sheriff, they would always mess it up. Honestly, he was suspicious of the fact that Sam probably did it to annoy him. (That, or they had a bad memory, which knowing Nightvale, probably wasn’t that unlikely.)
“Yeah, you’re technically not supposed to, but it technically isn’t in the large and lengthy book issued by City Council, titled ’ What To Do If You Come Across a Secret Police Investigation 101 ’.” Scientists especially do not follow that rule, so why should I? Technically speaking, that is, I am married to one so should I not be exempt from rules as a scientist would?“
Cecil stuff the microphone under his arm, digging through his side bag in search of the book to prove his point. For anyone listening to the radio, they would have heard the mic emit a hiss of displeasure at the actions. He forgot the book on his desk in the station it seemed. How unfortunate that his studious nature could not be brought into full potential when he needed it. A shame really. What a disappointment of actions.
Time to return to reporting.
“I held the muffin out of reach of the sheriff, much to their annoyance. Of course, as the muffin I was eating was in fact, illegal, and contained wheat and wheat by products, it was unfortunate timing that it transformed into a mass of wiggling snakes.”
Some crunches of bone and slurps could be heard.
“I am pleased to announce, that I have eaten the snakes, and they still do taste like the muffin they were in the mass of a few minutes earlier, perhaps a bit more crunchy. I don’t know why I reported that, but it should be noted to also watch out for the rattlesnakes. You must eat them before they eat you.
As for Sheriff Sam’s question, normally yes, my Interns are always sent out to get the most interesting and lively stories! Speaking of which, our latest Intern, Intern Danial, recently cleaned the washroom stalls in the station, and accidentally got sent into another dimension from the wormhole in stall number five, filled with nothing but screaming heads in this specific dimension.
To the family of Intern Danial, let me say I am terribly sorry for your loss. He was an excellent intern, and he will be missed.”
“The sheriff of Night Vale outranks whatever book you found, Cessil.” Sam tries a couple more swipes at the muffin. “Stop narrating this. I’m great at confiscating muffins.” They’re about to take one more attempt to grab the muffin, fully prepared to tackle Cecil to the ground for it, but it turns into snakes.
Well. Snakes aren’t illegal so...
“I don’t think those were even rattlesnakes,” Sam huffs, crossing their arms. Mostly just wanting Cecil to be wrong out of spite. “And snakes don’t taste like muffins. You just imagined that because you were thinking of muffins. Don’t be ridiculous.”
Sam tries to go back to their investigation, pulling out an overly large magnifying glass to inspect the wall. But Cecil’s ongoing broadcast is very distracting, so they turn to face him again. “Do you have a permit to have wormholes in your building? That sounds like something you need a building permit for. Station Management isn’t exempt from the law just because of their relationship to most of City Council, you know.”
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why do you smile like you've been told a secret? now you’re tellin’ lies ‘cause you have sworn to keep it
- Sheriff Sam from WTNV - Does mostly script; prose - OC and crossover friendly when plotted - Agender mun prefers - Multiverse hue/huer pronouns - May contain spoilers
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“I strode confidentally through the scene, ducking and walking over and under the police tape. (In my defense, it was flimsy and didn’t do much to keep a lizard out, much less a simple minor deity civilian.
There’s a whistling upon my lips as I investigate the scene, peering over the clip boards of the secret police, and seeing a mix between doodles, actual notes and possibly weapon plans (those looked dangerous and surely would end up in the Museum Of Forbidden Technologies.) More often than not, I was greeted with the police hugging their clipboard and shouting an embarrassed, "Hey, that’s supposed to be secret!”
I asked a policeman for further details, but he hissed and scuttled away before he was able to answer my question and- OH!“
Cecil lowered his mic, taking his earphones off at seeing the familiar face of the Sheriff, who he thought would be pleased to see the voice of Nightvale himself. (They were not at all pleased, but more so of the fact that Cecil was also eating a muffin that contained gluten than being a nuisance (although the latter also took part in the unpleasantry.))
That or the Sheriff was highly embarrassed at the fact that Cecil was jumping up and down, waving his arms around like a school girl trying to get the attention of the enormous tarantula that she was friends with.
”LISTENERS– I am here with Nightvale’s very own Sheriff Sam!“ He shoved the move uncomfortably close into the Sheriff’s face. "Sam, can you please tell us what is going on? What are these drawings and what do they mean, and most importantly, why are they vanishing from the wall of Nightvale?”
“Cessil.” The Sheriff glared at Cecil, crossing their arms and looking at the microphone with disdain. “This is a crime scene. You’re not supposed to cross the police tape. We’ve talked about this.” How was society supposed to maintain order if people couldn’t follow simple instructions like Police line. d̤͎͔̩͖̰͛ͭ͑̾̇͘o̶̩̍͗̈̊ͪͫ̊ ̞̤̾ͤ̇̇͘n̟̺͈ͅo͋͠t͇̩͓̙̱̒̈̄͘ ͖̖̣̺͕̗̹̃͂̓̂c̭̓ͫͣͪͦ́r̘̗̩̻͓̯̾͐ͨ͑̉ͧo͔͇̭͔͍͐ͅs͑͌̄͟s͍̼̄ͧ̽̓͊ͧ̽?
“Is that a muffin? That better not contain any wheat or wheat byproducts.” Sam reached out to take the muffin, deciding to focus on that rather than answering questions right now. “I’m confiscating this before you contaminate my investigation. What are you even doing here? Isn’t pestering me usually your intern’s job?”
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✰ — — — RENT LYRIC STARTERS
SEASONS OF LOVE. ‘ let’s celebrate and remember a year in the life of friends. ’ ‘ remember the love. ’
RENT. ‘ real life is getting more like fiction each day. ’ ‘ where is the power? ’ ‘ we’re hungry and frozen. ’ ‘ some life that we’ve chosen. ’ ‘ how can you generate heat when you can’t feel your feet and they’re turning blue. ’ ‘ on every street it’s ‘trick or treat’ and tonight it’s ‘trick.’ ’ ‘ welcome back to town. ’ ‘ oh, i should lie down. ’ ‘ everything is brown and uh-oh, i feel sick. ’ ‘ we’re not gonna pay rent. ’
YOU’LL SEE. ‘ hey, you bum. get your ass off that range rover. ’ ‘ what happened to (name)? what happened to their heart and the ideals he once pursued? ’ ‘ you’re wasting your time. ’ ‘ you broke your word – this is absurd. ’ ‘ that boy could use some prozac. ’
LIGHT MY CANDLE. ‘ what’d you forget? ’ ‘ got a light? ’ ‘ you’re shivering. ’ ‘ they turned off my heat. ’ ‘ i’m just a little weak on my feet. ’ ‘ would you light my candle? ’ ‘ what are you staring at? ’ ‘ i always remind people of – who is she? ’ ‘ i think that i dropped my stash. ’ ‘ i know i’ve seen you out and about when i used to go out. ’ ‘ they say that i have the best ass below 14th street. is it true? ’ ‘ i didn’t recognize you without the handcuffs. ’ ‘ i’m just born to be bad. ’ ‘ our eyes will adjust. thank god for the moon. ’
TODAY 4 U. ‘ today for you – tomorrow for me. ’ ‘ you earned this on the street? ’ ‘ darling, be a dear, i haven’t slept for a year. ’ ‘ i need your help to make my neighbor’s yappy dog disappear. ’ ‘ but sure as i am here that dog is now in doggy hell. ’
TANGO: MAUREEN. ‘ this is weird. ’ ‘ fuckin’ weird. ’ ‘ i’m so mad that i don’t know what to do. ’ ‘ feel like going insane? got a fire in your brain and you’re thinking of drinking gasoline? ’ ‘ honey, i know this act. ’ ‘ it’s a dark, dizzy merry-go-round. ’ ‘ as she keeps you dangling, your heart she is mangling. ’ ‘ it’s different with me. ’ ‘ her cold eyes can burn. ’ ‘ has she ever pouted her lips and called you pookie? ’ ‘ have you ever doubted a kiss or two? ’ ‘ this is spooky. ’ ‘ did you swoon when she walked through the door? ’ ‘ where’d you learn to tango? ’ ‘ you pretend to believe her cause in the end you can’t leave her. ’
LIFE SUPPORT. ‘ i find some of what you teach suspect because i’m used to relying on intellect. ’ ‘ i try to open up to what i don’t know. ’ ‘ reason says i should have died three years ago. ’ ‘ there’s only us. there’s only this. ’ ‘ forget regret or life is yours to miss. ’ ‘ no other road, no other way. no day but today. ’
OUT TONIGHT. ‘ it’s gotta be close to midnight. ’ ‘ my body’s talking to me, it says ‘time for danger.’ ’ ‘ i wanna commit a crime, wanna be the cause of a fight. ’ ‘ i wanna put on a tight skirt and flirt with a stranger. ’ ‘ i’ve had a knack from way back at breaking the rules once a i learn the game. ’ ‘ we don’t need any money. i always get in for free. ’ ‘ let’s go out tonight. ’ ‘ in the evening, i’ve got to roam. ’ ‘ let’s find a bar, so dark we forget how we are and all the scars from nevers and maybes die. ’
ANOTHER DAY. ‘ who do you think you are? ’ ‘ little girl, the door is that way. ’ ‘ your sweet whisper, i just can’t handle. ’ ‘ i should tell you, i should tell you – no! ’ ‘ another time, another place, our temperature would rise, there’d be a warm in brace. ’ ‘ looking for romance? come back another day. ’ ‘ the heart may freeze or it can burn. ’ ‘ the pain will ease if i could learn. ’ ‘ there is no future. there is no past. i live in this moment as my last. ’ ‘ excuse me if i’m off track. ’ ‘ if your so wise then tell me, why do you need smack? ’ ‘ long ago, you might’ve lit up my heart, but the fire’s dead – ain’t ever gonna start. ’
I’LL COVER YOU. ‘ live in my house, i’ll be your shelter. ’ ‘ just pay me back with a thousand kisses. ’ ‘ be my lover and i’ll cover you. ’ ‘ don’t got much baggage to lay at your feet, but sweet kisses i’ve got to spare. ’ ‘ i think they meant it when they said you can’t buy love. ’ ‘ you are my love, on life. be my life. ’ ‘ you’ll be my king and i’ll be your castle. ’ ‘ you’ll be my queen and i’ll be your moat. ’ ‘ a new lease you are my love on life, all my life. ’ ‘ i’ve longed to discover something as true as this. ’ ‘ with a thousand kisses, i’ll cover you. ’
OVER THE MOON. ‘ out of the abyss walked a cow, elsie. i asked if she had anything to drink, she said, ‘i’m forbidden to produce milk. in cyberland, we only drink diet coke.’ ’ ‘ the only thing to do is jump over the moon. ’ ‘ they’ve closed everything real down. ’ ‘ i gotta get out of here! ’ ‘ i gotta get out of here! it’s like being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff by a suicidal mickey mouse. ’ ‘ and although he once had principals, he abandoned them. ’ ‘ maybe it’s a… female thing. ’ ‘ moo with me! ’
LA VIE BOHEME. ‘ what am i? just a blur? ’ ‘ go to hell. ’ ‘ i’m surprised a bright and charming girl like you hangs out with these slackers. ’ ‘ do you really want a neighborhood where people piss on your stoop every night? ’ ‘ dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes. ’ ‘ to being an us for once, instead of a them. ’ ‘ hey mister, she’s my sister. ’ ‘ dorothy and toto went over the rainbow to blow off auntie em. ’
I SHOULD TELL YOU. ‘ i should tell you i’m a disaster. ’ ‘ let’s just make this part go faster – i have yet to be in it. ’ ‘ i should tell you i blew the candle out just to get back in. ’ ‘ i’d forgotten how to smile until your candle burned my skin. ’
TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME. ‘ you were flirting with the woman in rubber! ’ ‘ there will always be women in rubber flirting with me. give me a break! ’ ‘ every single day i walk down the street, i hear people say ‘baby, so sweet.’ ’ ‘ ever since puberty everybody stares at me. boys, girls – i can’t help it, baby. ’ ‘ be kind and don’t lose your mind. ’ ‘ just remember that i’m your baby. ’ ‘ take me for what i am, who i was meant to be. ’ ‘ take me baby, or leave me. ’ ‘ this diva needs her stage! ’ ‘ baby, let’s have fun. ’ ‘ you are the one i choose. folks will kill to fill your shoes. ’ ‘ so be mine, but don’t waste my time. ’ ‘ oh honey bear, are you still my baby? ’ ‘ no way can i be what i’m not, but hey, don’t you want your girl hot?! ’ ‘ don’t fight, don’t lose your head. ’ ‘ every night, who’s in your bed? ’ ‘ kiss pookie. ’ ‘ it won’t work! ’ ‘ i hate mess, but i love you. ’ ‘ so be wise cause this girl satisfies. ’ ‘ you’re one lucky baby. ’ ‘ take me for what i am. ’ ‘ that’s it – the straw that breaks my back. ’ ‘ i quit unless you take it back. ’ ‘ women, what is it about them? can’t live with them or without them. ’ ‘ guess i’m leaving. i’m gone. ’
WITHOUT YOU. ‘ i die without you. ’ ‘ but i know blue, only blue, lonely blue, within me blue. ’ ‘ the mind churns, the heart yearns. ’ ‘ life goes on, but i’m gone. ’
GOODBYE LOVE. ‘ it’s true your with this yuppy scum? ’ ‘ you said you’d never speak to him again. ’ ‘ who said you have any say in who she says things to at all? ’ ‘ who said you should stick your nose in other people’s business? ’ ‘ who said i was talking to you? ’ ‘ we used to have this fight each night – she’d never admit i existed. ’ ‘ he was always run away, hit the road, don’t commit. you’re full of shit! ’ ‘ your full of shit! ’ ‘ you gave an inch when i gave a mile ’ ‘ c’mon guys, chill! ’ ‘ i’d be happy to die for a taste of what they had: someone to live for, unafraid to say i love you. ’ ‘ all your words are nice, but love’s not a three-way street. ’ ‘ love’s not a three-way street. ’ ‘ you’ll never share real love until you love yourself. ’ ‘ you said you’d be cool today, so please, for my sake… ’ ‘ i can’t believe this is goodbye. ’ ‘ how could you let her go? ’ ‘ are you insane? there’s so much to care about. ’ ‘ who are you to tell me what i know? ’ ‘ you hid in your work from facing your failure, facing your loneliness, facing the fact you live a lie. ’ ‘ you’re always preaching not to be numb when that’s how you thrive. ’ ‘ you pretend to create and observe when you really detach from being alive. ’ ‘ are you really jealous? ’ ‘ she’s running out of time and you’re running out the door. ’ ‘ for someone who’s always been let down, who’s heading out of town? ’ ‘ i’ll call. ’ ‘ i hate the fall. ’ ‘ you heard? ’ ‘ you don’t want baggage without life time guarantees. you don’t wanna see me die? ’ ‘ i just came to say goodbye love. ’ ‘ please don’t touch me, understand i’m scared. ’
YOUR EYES ‘ your eyes as we said our goodbyes – i can’t get them out of my mind. ’ ‘ i find i can’t hide from your eyes, the ones that took me by surprise, the night you came into my life. ’ ‘ there’s moonlight i see in your eyes. ’ ‘ how’d i let you slip away when i’m longing so to hold you? ’ ‘ now i’d die for one more day ‘cause there’s something i should have told you. ’ ‘ why does distance make us wise? ’ ‘ i should tell you i have always loved you. ’ ‘ i should tell you i have always loved you. you can see it in my eyes. ’
Are you hypnotized by secrets that you're keeping?
Sheriff Sam from Welcome to Night Vale. Their gender is so secret, not even they know it.
written by hnak. agender. hue/huer pronouns.