Blog running person

cant wake up early

[anxeious]

[unclefather]

[mayothompson]

Would you rather $1 million or a disgusting old penny

[eclipxium]

[theshittyfoodblog]

The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa

[trashboat]

were you cooking this in the sewer

[impaled]

Chernobyl fleshlight

[gahdamnpunk]

Beautiful.

[drunkonschadenfreude]

i love it when video games give me meaningful dialogue choices that are going to influence the story

[chefpyro]

[deadsiteletsfite]

[spartanlocke]

[bananahomo]

bestie is just becoming the chiller version of comrade

[bananahomo]

we have nothing to lose but our chains, bestie

[bananahomo]

[beaft]

bad news: i got rejected from a job that i wanted

good news: they gendered me correctly in the rejection letter

bad news: they inexplicably think my name is Stefan

[beaft]

the cheeky shall inherit the earth

[beaft]

update : i got the job

[dogdownloader]

this is a new one tumblr

[amusedmuralist]

They’re tumbling

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

some nerd: hey you play on PC?

me: yeah

some nerd: lemme see your rig

me:

some nerd: holy shit

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

[lord-tengen]

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

[guerrillatech]

[funnytwittertweets]

[minionresearch]

[paxamericana]

[mtfoss]

This is literally more expensive than just letting people take as much as they want

[campyvillain]

bring this shit back already

[deletingbyebyesuckmycock-deacti]

here is an 13 minute video explaining how operation soda steal worked

in case you wanna recreate it

[teenagerposts]

[hornyspice]

Me on the phone with customer service

[dollywoodpretzel-archive]

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