Whatever Comes To Mind

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[slcpunkmoved]

being a jack of all trades master of none is actually so awesome bc i can make the shittest clay sculpture and the ugliest drawing and the sloppiest painting and the worst hand stitches and the wonkiest earrings and it's like. who cares + now im surrounded by lots of different silly things i made with love and care etc

[papaya-inspiration]

My great uncle, who loved cooking and engineering and traveling and far too many other things, always used to say:

"Among the cooks, I am the best engineer, and among the engineers I am the best cook."

I love that. It's one of the things I try to live by.

[bunjywunjy]

the full phrase is "a jack of all trades is master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one"

[elodieunderglass]

Not so bad to be a jack

[guardiandany-deactivated2026022]

Sandy makes Dream happy  :’D

[weaver-z]

Morpheus in his cringe little sphere while Alex introduces his "good friend" Paul:

[dee-is-for-lots-of-things]

yes pathetic little man thats exactly how u should sit

[mycabbagesbitch]

The entire plot of The Sandman is Dream of the Endless coming out of his cage and doing just fine

[secretlifeoffangirls]

Dream* is very scrungly. Hes like a sad, wet cat

*of the Endless

[lycanthology]

why do some companies send whole emails just to say someone opened your resume. what use is this information to me. i opened a jug of orange juice this morning and i didnt feel the need to alert tropicana

[lycanthology]

sorry for accidentally phrasing this exactly like a seinfeld bit

[alexseanchai]

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[mortalityplays]

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

[normal-horoscopes]

"oh Gordon Ramsay is being performatively angry on kitchen nightmares"

Anyone who has ever met an amateur restaurant owner: They probably have to cut so many slurs from that show. I know ten people like this and they're all dumber than a box of rocks.

[normal-horoscopes]

"these people can't be this stupid it's a trick of the editing."

It's good to be conscious of how reality tv alters our perception of events and makes people into the most sensational versions of themselves. But please understand that "demographic that has enough spare income and misplaced confidence to start a restaurant with zero experience" is the group of people who stormed the capital.

[cargopantsman]

Alright.

Now the first post makes sense.

[connie-banana]

I once worked in a pub where the chip oil was so dirty it was black, but the owner never let us change it because oil costs money.

I was like, you know this is going to catch on fire if we don't change it, right?

And he went, no it won't lol don't worry sweetheart.

It caught on fire.

And after I went about shutting off the gas and getting the extinguisher, I came back to him

About

To throw

A bucket of water on it.

So no. While Kitchen Nightmares is probably edited to enhance the drama, those people are absolutely out there and they are stupider than you can imagine.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[daddy-war-stache]

It's beaten out of you in elementary school.

[queerasflux]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[ruinedchildhood]

[t00thpasteface]

star trek text posts IV: the one with the anons

[snorlaxatives]

why would they call if monkeypox if it was something that they wanted people to take seriously… monkeys are just funny little guys

[snorlaxatives]

[kyanneoss]

can def see drunk yor saying this 🤷🏻‍♀️

[valtsv]

just got back from therapy. they diagnosed me as a sick individual who was born under a bad star. and theres nothing they can do except let my presence continue to be a plague upon the earth.

[pointnclick]

maybe this time this weed will not make me see devils

[pointnclick]

there is a man here his hooves are cloven it may be unrelated