Reasons Why You, a MCYT Fan, Should Vote Scar in the MCYTblr Sexyman Polls: An Essay By Me, a Person Who Dropped Essay-Based Subjects For a Reason
- imagine how iconic it would be
- he is a hot guy (literally)
- and by that i don't mean a Sexy Guy™ i mean the sorta guy who would draw abs on his fake diamond armour to appear more buff
- we need the desert duo (scar vs grian) standoff. just think of the angst fanart. JUST THINK
- he's a little arson gremlin who cannot be trusted around fire
- remember the water bucket clutch in double life? remember it? remember that? had there ever been a sexier moment known to man
- techno could mlg in an instant. he is too skilled. scar could die at any second and that's what makes those moments so epic
- techno is way too epic to be demoted to the title of beating scar on the mcytblr sexyman polls.
- do it for the fan content
- techno rooters's reasonings are way to logical for a hellsite like tumblr. we scarians thrive off pure PASSION
- he charismatically bribed people with imaginary friendship points to gift him the clothes off their back. if there is something more tumblr sexyman please tell me. yes, see? you have nothing. there is nothing. that is it. (except maybe sans undertale's sheer existence but that's not relevant)
he swept the boards with the initial nominations. we can't let him down now. CMON MCYT FANS RISE UP AND GIVE SCAR THE VICTORY HE DESERVES, as, incase you were unaware, this victory is seriously under threat. (techno already got the victory he deserved from the techno vs dream duel, with his sheer brilliant knowledge of ancient china. cmon guys, it's scar's time to shine)
and who knows? you may just become scarred for life.