Time for some serious business...

Female, 26. I have no clue what I'm doing with my life. I pretty much always have my head in the clouds, or at least looking up at them. Poke around or ask me more if you're interested.

[isuhme]

Ok, tumblr, I'm done

It's been a long ride. I'm out. I've spent way too much time on this place.

[lenmanas-deactivated20141025]

[vonnabeee]

PRINCESS LUNA

[sweetd3lights]

© All rights reserved by  Stanislav Duben

[the-bookshop]

Source.

[nobeerreviews]

Nothing is art if it does not come from nature.

– Antoni Gaudi (Palau Guëll, Barcelona)

[unexplained-events]

I love time travel/alternate universes, and I love The Beatles.

Let’s combine the two.

James Richards (a pseudonym) claims that on September 9, 2009 (yes on 9/9/09) he came into the possession of a cassette tape of a Beatles album that was never released. “In fact, not only was it never released,” Richards says on his site, “but it was recorded many years after they broke up (and no I’m not talking about Klaatu).” 

He claims that he was transported to an alternative universe one day after tripping and getting knocked out. A man named Jonas found him while he was unconcious, and in-order to help him, transported him to the Earth he was from. Jonas told him about all the similarites and differences between their Earths. The topic of The Beatles came up and James found out that in this universe, The Beatles had not broken up, in fact, they had made a new album.

Jonas showed him the tape and while he was looking away, James stole it. When he was transported back, he had the tape as proof. James has uploaded the songs on the tape to youtube.

The Album was called–Everyday Chemistry

HERE is his website.

He has the songs in MP3 on his website.

They sound like mash-ups of all The Beatles’ Solo work, but still a very interesting story.

[isuhme]

lol wut

[unexplained-events]

The Mystery of the Oakville Blobs

On August 7th in 1994, a strange gelatinous substance started to fall from the sky at 3am. In a period of three weeks, this would happen a total of six times. The substance would be described as “mushy” and “jello-like”.

Around the afternoon on Aug 7th, many residents of Oakville, WA became mysteriously and violently ill. Difficulty breathing, extreme vertigo, blurred vision, and an increasing sense of nausea were some of the symptoms experienced by these people for two months. Many animals that came in contact with these blobs got ill and died.

Samples of the blob were sent to a lab in order to see if there was a link between the illnesses and the mysterious rain. A lab technician examined it and found that it contained human white blood cells but couldn’t identify what it was or how it came from the sky. The sample was quickly sent to the Washington State Department of Health for further study. Mike McDowell, a microbiologist at the department, noted that it was teeming with two species of bacteria, one of which lives in the human digestive system. There was no explanation found as to what these blobs were and there are no samples of the substance remain.

Some explanations given were: -Human waste from an airplane (supposed to be dyed blue due to FAA regulations) -Naval bombing of a school of jellyfish (Oakville is 50 miles inland, lab tests contradicted this and it also happened 6 times over a course of three weeks.)

Oakville residents were skeptical of these explanations since prior to the incident they witnessed numerous US military air-crafts above their town.

[kounyoukai]

20 years!!

[isuhme]

A random thing

This should go without saying and probably sounds more simple than it is - but treat everyone with the same amount of respect and good nature. As an example, if you work for retail and have a customer pull up that makes you automatically think "thug" or "troublemaker" and you treat them that way, you'll generally get the rude demeanor you were anticipating because you triggered it. Whereas if you treated that customer the same as you would any other customer - coz you know, surprise surprise, people are people no matter how they look or dress - you'll likely receive the same courtesy reaction you'd expect from most people. Or at least that's what my friend and I have noticed in multiple settings.

I'd argue that this is probably also the same reason why I get along with so many of the "aggressive" dogs at my old job. I never treated them like they were aggressive. I was cautious and watched their body language, but I always treated all of the dogs like my own. If they growled, I knew it was coz they were scared, and I'd give them their space while still trying to ease their nerves. Lo and behold, if you talk to each dog sweetly and act as friendly towards it as you would your own dog, you'll generally get a sweet and friendly reaction.

Or maybe that's just me, what do I really know.

[everythingfox]

“She hates hardwood floors and is SO happy that we just bought a rug”

(Source)

[isuhme]

Too stinking cute! 😆

[mysharona1987]

[disasterbisexual-moved]

“this glass is empty, it has water in it”

[riggedforsuccess]

“african american burial ground“??? you mean a cemetery?? you mean a fucking cemetery??

[lulz-time]

[ithelpstodream]

[imsuchacapricorn]

Got this talk as an education major too. If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

[678i0u]

The Infinity Saga (2008-2019)

[isuhme]

I 100% am one of those fans that watched and collected these.

[queenbradbury]

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

[celestialkiri]

[beturbecky]

What if they thought you guys were the demons

[xxstar-bluesxx]

ohmygod

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

plot twist he was just a bunch of slugs in a man costume

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

My husband had this Dungeons and Dragons group ages ago, and one of the guys was TERRIFIED of cats.  The moment he sees one he freezes up and can barely breathe.  Said guy is almost seven feet tall and solid wall of muscle.  Whenever he came over I’d put the cats in the bedroom and chill out with a book because my cats don’t like being shut away without one of us. 

One of my cats was pawing at the door and meowing loudly, an indication she REALLY needs to use the litter box.  I let her out and decide, hey, I’m hungry, and decide to the kitchen.  I forgot to shut the bedroom door. 

Next thing I hear is the group going completely silent.  My husband very calmly asks me to come over and help him gather our two cats up.  I go over to where the group is and my black cat, Cacoa, is rubbing up against the guy’s leg, purring, and doing her “let me on your lap” meow.  The other cat, Jasper, is sitting at the window, chilling out.  I go over and pick up Cacoa and tell the big dude she’s harmless, loves laps, and would be thrilled if he pet her.  Very slowly he touches my cat’s face, and she leans right into his hand.  He then pets her back and sighs because she’s really soft and purring like mad.  After a few minutes he asks how to pick her up and if it’s okay if she sits on his lap.

He spent the next six hours spoiling my cat.  The next week he showed up with cat treats and toys because he fell in love with the cats.  He told me he was doing some research on house cats, and even talked to a vet about them.  A couple months later he adopted two cats and was as thrilled and excited as a new parent. 

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh no a new one!!!

[jack-the-lion]

Blessed post.

[anaalihelmisimpukka]

I used to work at this stable for icelandic horses and every now and then this man would turn up by the field to just watch the horses. One time I walked by him as I was going to get the horses inside, and he went ”I always wanted to learn how to ride but I’m afraid of horses because they’re so huge. If I could ride ponies like this, maybe I’d dare but now I’m too big and heavy for them.” You should have seen his face when I told them that actually they’re not ponies, just small horses and they could totally carry him. His face just lit up. Next thing I’m helping him to get on back. Today he knows how to ride.

[stealthclaw1]

A few years ago my sister and I were in Daytona Beach, and we saw this huge, burly biker. Looked like the stereotypical biker: big black beard, the goggles, leather, and a bandana. He also had a baby carrier, and in that baby carrier was a tiny little orange Pomeranian. We complimented his dog and he said, in one of the deepest voices I’ve ever heard, “thanks, his name’s Little Bear!” And he told us about how he’d take Little Bear out on his motorcycle everyday and how much the dog loved it.

[depressedanxietydeath]

Such a lovely post.

[byungchxnnie]

this is the best post I’ve ever seen

[isuhme]

BLESS THIS POST!

My turn for story times! I have two: similar to one above, I was driving one day and pulled up diagonal to a biker at a stop light. He wore stereotypical biker attire, all black leather, was seated on a loud Harley, and was a pretty bulky guy. And strapped to the front of him in a black baby strap holder was a tiny white poodle who looked completely at ease with the world ♡♡♡

When I was still working at my old vet clinic we had a huge guy come in one day. About 7ft and at least 200lbs in just pure muscle. He was dropping his dog off for boarding since none of his friends were available to pet sit. In his arms he's carrying a trembling little red and white Boston Terrier. He relents that he's never boarded his dog before so he left us with a t-shirt of his for his scent and almost looked like he was going to cry the whole time we tried to gently walk him through boarding procedures. When it's finally time for us to bring his dog back he's trying to coax the dog (or maybe himself) with "It's going to be okay, baby, daddy will be back real soon!" This dog only boarded for two nights but they were soo happy to be reunited :D