AUSTIN.

I do think I’m better than a lot of you | ahs rp blog

[itakepillsnsh1t]

✮⋆˙ 🎬🎭 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐒. — Donatella Versace.

Hey hey, what’s up, it’s your favorite ‘vamp’ in Provincetown! Austin fuckin’ Sommers! I’m a playwright and I also perform at the Muse with the lovely Belle Noir. If you ever come to Provincetown, watching us perform should be on your to do list.

👠 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐘 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐎’𝐅𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 —

But those other drag bitches were too catty and got what they deserved… that being said I sorta quit and got a shit ton of Tony awards. Hah, I showed them! Too bad they weren’t there to see it.

🖌️ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓 —

Go ahead and chat with me, I’ve got a ton of free time and nothing to do (don’t get mad if I’m a bit of a mess, its just the way I am).

𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒: 🔪

ooc: as a warning this blog is gonna have likely going to have more mature themes so I advise you to not interact if you aren’t with the 18+ shit

Sometimes im really bad with being active so please be patient im not ignoring any of you 🥹

that’s pretty much it for now, send austin asks n stuff!

[itakepillsnsh1t]

Whoops went offline for a bit 😬

I’m back now!!!

[itakepillsnsh1t]

Do you also have that vampire thing of needing to count things thrown on the ground? Or is it just the fangs, daylight, blood thing you got going on?

Nope, no countin’ or anything. I’m somewhat of a faux vampire if you will. Fangs were manmade to make drinking blood easier. And I don’t burn up in the sunlight like vampires do.

My kind of ‘vampire’ just barely meets the requirements for being a real vampire.

[itakepillsnsh1t]

She Wants Revenge on full blast this entire week.

[itakepillsnsh1t]

periwinkle, umber, arsenic, plum.

- @forever-if-i-have-to

Periwinkle = you make me laugh.

Glad to be entertaining to ya, it’s basically my whole thing.

Umber = i want to know more about you.

I too would like to know more about you, weird little ghost boy.

Arsenic = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you

I don’t either… 🤔

Plum = I’d like to chat with you.

We should definitely have a conversation sometime, it’d probably be very insightful.

[itakepillsnsh1t]

Fact. You are hot and so are your razor teeth 🫠

And I bet you would like it if I bit you with my razor teeth.

[malcolmsvanityfair]

I’m not in trouble… at least I don’t think I am.

@itakepillsnsh1t - austin

You better not be! Gawd, what am I gonna do with you? 🙄

[itakepillsnsh1t]

Don’t start beating me over the head with a brush again, I swear, I’ll bite you.

[itakepillsnsh1t]

God you're so hot, pleeeease let me hit

-🔪

I think I really underestimated how horny you people were gonna be but I don’t mind it actually.

You’re making me blushhhhh 🤭🤭

[itakepillsnsh1t]

Hey dude just wanted to ask what’s your favorite work/ poem of yours

Oh this is really tough… I have many favorites. Like too many. I think right now though I really like The Sleeper by Poe, or The Vampire by Conrad Aiken.

[foryrox]

Heyyy Rory! I’m bored as shit so I’m checkin’ in on ya cuz why not?

@itakepillsnsh1t - austin

AUSTIN, MY DUDE!!! how are youuuu, we needa link again, i miss you <3

[itakepillsnsh1t]

I miss ya too, man.

Slightly busy right now but maybe we can link up sometime soon!

[itakepillsnsh1t]

Is there anyone you know that'd you let hit?

I think a lot of people would let me hit. I know that one anon would for sure though.

Now I’m wondering how many other people would actually let me. 🤔🤔

[itakepillsnsh1t]

Aww, what a cutie

Maybe I am a cutie 🤭

[itakepillsnsh1t]

Sooo do we ever get to see your fangs?

[itakepillsnsh1t]

If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be, and why?

I would say bat but that’s a bit of a cliché for me so…

If it can be any animal in the world, I’m probably going for a leopard or a cheetah. They’re fancy lookin and all, like me.

[itakepillsnsh1t]

im actually really curious, can you turn a ghost into a "vampire" or whatever you classify as? i can take pills, i dont know how yours work though.

- @forever-if-i-have-to

Huh… I never actually thought about that.

Do you wanna test that or somethin’? I’m really curious if it would do anything.

[itakepillsnsh1t]

Right so I'm gonna come over and we're gonna get wine drunk and then become best friends

Ohh hell yes, maybe we can even do that barefoot wilderness forest running after we get piss drunk.

[zoe-benson-rp]

You should come over. Kai won't be home all week.

[itakepillsnsh1t]

Oh I’m in. Hundred percent.

Hopefully Mr. Blue won’t get too pissed off, he gets kinda annoying when he’s really angry.

[itakepillsnsh1t]

Austin...

Yes...?