moon-maiden

she/her • multifandom • multishipper • 24/7 daydreamer • occasionally fanfic writer • mostly reblogging

[ithildes]

I finished Maul: Shadow Lord this week and promptly rewatched it and I gotta say

Marrok | First Brother & the Crow | Eleventh Brother are a duo I didn't know I needed until now but their dynamic is actually insane

[ithildes]

Angmar: *sneezes*

Khamûl:

Angmar *confused*: aren't you going to say "bless you"?

Khamûl: i'm sitting right here next to you, you've clearly been blessed enough

Angmar *irritated*: honestly, fuck you

Khamûl: you already did that, but if you insist

[ithildes]

Angmar *angrily ranting*: —and of course elves get to live in heaven, on top of being naturally immortal and having the choice to get re-embodied, while us mortals only get to live some 200-500 years—

Khamûl *annoyed*: or 40-70 years

Angmar:

Khamûl: since, you know, not everyone is Númenorean and gets to live for centuries

[ithildes]

Angmar: you can't make everyone like you, you're not Khamûl

Morgomir *confused*: not everyone likes Khamûl, my Lord?

Angmar *equally confused*: what do you mean not everyone likes Khamûl?

Angmar:

Angmar: who doesn't?

Morgomir *hesitantly*: well—

Angmar *threateningly*: i want names. now

Morgomir *panicking*: uh—

[writingdose]

education is important

[sosooley]

maekar nearly went mad when a dragon with mismatched eyes crawled out of his brother's funeral pyre

now imagine the king's reaction

[stolprn]

Guide to understanding Tolkiens writing

"He was as noble and as fair in face as an elf-lord,

= he's pretty

as strong as a warrior,

= he's buff

as wise as a wizard,

= he's smart

as venerable as a king of dwarves,

= he's honorable

and as kind as summer."

= he's babygirl

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[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

tag yourself. I'm both

[tobiasdrake]

Can you imagine being Gandalf? Getting shit from other wizards because you have a thing for hobbits and you're just like, okay. Okay, maybe I'll temper my fascination with hobbits.

This Ring quest will have two hobbits. Maximum.

Then they all get to Rivendell and have somehow multiplied into four hobbits. And it's like. Okay. Maybe the others are right.

Maybe this is too many hobbits.

We have as many hobbits as we have not-hobbits.

But damn it, you just don't want to get rid of any of these hobbits. Screw it! Everyone can deal. Four hobbits. This is a four hobbits problem.

So away you go.

And things go bad in the worst possible way.

Over and over.

You've lost your hobbits. You've lost yourself. The fellowship has been separated.

It takes everything in your power to help the humans defend themselves, bringing them together to save Rohan. Finally, as things begin to look upright, you're ready to face the war with everything the Rohirrim have left.

You're ready to face him. This may be the hardest battle you've ever fought. But you ride.

Then you get there and two of your fucking hobbits are sitting there like "Yeah, while you were gone, we raised a tree army and beat Saruman's ass. Wanna help us loot his tower?"

....

There were not, in fact, too many hobbits.

This was a four hobbits problem.

[jordzhq]

akotsk future if maekar didn’t have a drunk, lunatic, and flight risk as sons

[ttrtru]

Random day in Barad-Dur, three Nazgul.

Left to right, Er-Murazor(Angmar), Adunaphel, Khamul.

Won’t it be funny if Adunaphel ships Murazor with Khamul

[fashi0nmistake]

The First among the Nine. He was the younger son of Tar-Ciryatan, the most gifted and powerful of the many great Lords of Númenor. The Black Prince, as he was once called, ever hungered for both power and knowledge. The Dark Lord saw this and offered the prince all he desired and more. Greatest and most feared of the Nine, the Witch-King stalked the battlefield but rarely, leaving the fortresses of Mordor only at Sauron's most pressing command. But such was the power he commanded and the fear he installed that his mere presence upon the field could drive Men to the brink of despair and madness.

[kibutsulove]

hello all six witch king of angmar fans

[kibutsulove]

hello all six witch king of angmar fans

[zishiyao]

Imagine the Nazgûl using Third Age Westron to search for Frodo in the Shire and Bree.

[kibutsulove]

rlly enjoy how the nazgul r just straight up a pack of 9 bloodhounds with little to no shred of autonomy beyond the witch king, who even then seems more beast than man in bearing. yet they’re also strangely too human and too conscious to an uncomfortable and uncanny extent . like imagine you’re Eowyn and the 2,000 year old eldritch wraith who just flung your uncle 20 feet eastward is suddenly speaking YOUR language PERFECTLY and now you somehow have to beat him in one-to-one combat

[slumber-spirals]

i know that the lotr nazgûl are supposed to be this terrifying intimidating bunch but i genuinely can't see them as anything more than Creatures.

they were the great kings of men? not anymore, i need them STUDIED and OBSERVED and THEIR BEHAVIORS CATALOGUED