Elli's Shit Blog

The one I use to post everything w/ no theme. Mostly animals, Harry Potter, bands, and dumb shit. Trying to start a blog thing so I'll link that eventually.

[tabloidsores]

There is nothing that embodies all my favorite things in a character design more than

[tabloidsores]

I look at this guy and go “well he’s just going to cast spells huh”

[dragongirltitties]

reblog if youre in any of the following fandoms

•when a seal slaps their belly

[hymnsofheresy]

jesus, trying to explain to his disciples about his own fate:

[silk101]

[waffletails]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

zendaya is meechee

[dragon-in-a-fez]

cops invited to school get fucking owned

[pdlcomics]

Anybody

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

This is the funniest reaction to a picture of Jesus Christ on the cross I’ve EVER seen.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

this is what Mary Magdelene said

[valtsv]

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

[mothsfuzz]

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[imgoingtogobacktheresomeday-dea]

*Cher’s ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’ plays menacingly in the distance*

[zhewhoisfate]

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

[thembofication]

אני אוהב אותך!!!

[zhewhoisfate]

Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,

[lupinpettigrewblackpotter]

james potter: the loud drunk. shouts everything at ten times the necessary volume. super spaced out and will almost certainly have a nonsensical conversation with anyone and everyone he comes across, only to forget about it completely five seconds later. screams along when his favourite song plays on the loudspeaker and will probably end up doing a striptease on the table.

sirius black: the angry/sad drunk. gets super defensive and wants to fight literally everybody who even looks in his direction. voice breaks whenever he yells at someone. will bump into a wall and then scream at it to get out the fucking way. starts shouting at someone intimidatingly but then bursts into tears mid sentence and cry about how no one loves him.

peter pettigrew: the philosophical drunk. questions literally everything and wants to have deep discussions with everyone even when they’re far too drunk to offer an intelligent response to anything he says. spends ten minutes in the bathroom on his own staring at himself in the mirror, completely tripped out. will get pissed off at you because you tried to interrupt his conversation with the cat.

remus lupin: the affectionate drunk. literally the opposite of his usual self. wants to hold everyone’s hand or rest his head on their shoulder. sings africa by toto then starts crying because “it’s SUcH A BEAUTIFUL SOnG.” will say your name over and over again, then just say “i love you” once he gets your attention. wants to die the morning after because he’s gone round the whole party asking for cuddles and giving people terrible life advice.

[capablecapybara]

the real tragedy is that sirius black died before he could find out about the embarrassing nickname snape gave himself as a teenager

[lesbianism-that-sucks]

that alone would have cured his depression, ptsd and alcoholism

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

[calamitouserebus]

“Surrounded by friends”

[gardenoffish]

Ceasers as he’s getting stabbed and remembers: