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clickbeetle

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

clickbeetle

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

brydeswhale

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

watcherscrown

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

simonalkenmayer

I’ve been laughing over this for weeks, because this is definitely me and mine.

thecindercrow

Everyone look at Godzilla

weaver-z

The council will decide your fate

Girls will be girls.

This radiates such chaotic energies.

voidsentprinces

This is Asobi Asobase. And this is literally the entire anime, just girls releasing chaotic energy and while sometimes showing off the best goddamn slap stick I’ve ever seen.

weaver-z

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

breadcunt

Why would they speak spanish in europe

weaver-z

Spain.......

thestuffedalligator

It’s not autumn until you bring out the family trebuchet.

thestuffedalligator

I regret to announce that the family trebuchet has been retired following an incident wherein the trebuchet lobbed a pumpkin backwards, taking out a truck window, before self destructing when the counterweight swung into one of the support legs, shattering it instantly

thestuffedalligator

I am delighted to announce that my dad has begun work on a new trebuchet

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senatortedcruz

Obsessed with whatever is happening in my hometown’s facebook group.

d3l3t3d-b10g

I know of this woman and these are her interests on Facebook dead serious I swear to god.

bogleech

I choose to believe each of these is a thing that somehow got Sue banned from a different store

tastefullyoffensive

keepcalmandcarriefischer

The pun…. just.. how?

petermorwood

Ngh.

mugasofer

actually I was curious so I looked further into it and he's not okay and he's gone now

keybladebanditjing

???? He's fine. He even uploaded another video explaining this one. bob.reese on tiktok

kyoshi

he's not fine he's gone

loloftheday

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

aerylon

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box. And just to be clear - it was done intentionally. No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down. He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”

Fast forward to the next winter. First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day. It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal. My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow. And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard. Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox. When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won. With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.

Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.” They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.

And for anyone wondering about the driver… He was fine. His job and tighty-whiteys … not so much.

glyndarling

That is a very satisfying read.

gormbus

the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i'd last left off