Swim through the stars, bathe in the moon.

Mel| She/Her| 23| Ceterofluid| Bi| This is pretty much a free for all blog, I post pretty pics and crazy NSFW pound porn at will. Ships include: Barisi, Wincest, J2, Cegan, Destiel, Sastiel, Spirk, Mckirk, Spones, Mcspirk, ect. So welcome, pull up a chair, and put your fuckin' seatbelts on.

[taraknowless]

I am personally offended that none of you ever told me to watch Younger because I just binged eight episodes and I’m obsessed

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[nichelle-my-belle-deactivated20]

excellent resource

[f0rg3tm3n0t]

bless this post

[lokiedokiee]

Whoever made this post deserves fifty eight trophies and a medal

[maplehyun]

[welcometonothig]

Not finding good fanfictions.

[ericthelavender]

Everyone talks about how shitty and stupid customers are, why don’t we ever talk about the cool ones? 

-Bilingual children translating for their parents/grandparents like a boss

-The drunk guy you had to deny a sale to and he took it so well and maybe even thanked you for keeping him safe

-The random peeps in a long check out line who stop to tell you you’re doing an amazing job

-The regulars who have your back when someone starts giving you a hard time

-Customers who let you know to keep an eye on someone for shoplifting

-Bros who insist on cleaning up their own mess/spill

-The really upbeat/cheery mom/aunt type customer that just kind of brightens your day a bit

Feel free to add, you guys. You know who they are, let’s give them some love.

[gotterhag]

-when you say “give me just one moment” and the customer says “take your time I’m not in any rush at all take 2 minutes or 2 hours I literally don’t care” and mean it.

[iconuk01]

Someone once said to me “Always try to be customer you’d want to have at the end of a craptacular eight hour shift” and I try to live up to that,

[imposterogers]

what if the teenage mutant ninja turtles exist in the mcu but they’re just really good at staying under the radar and criminals are too embarrassed to admit they got beat up by some guys in “turtle costumes” so they blame daredevil. peter parker worked as a pizza delivery boy for a while and brought like eight pizzas to a man hole cover but thought nothing of it bc nyc

[imposterogers]

peter parker: i once was one minute late delivering pizza and the dude was like “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza” 

clint barton: oh cool u met one of the tmnt 

literally everyone: who 

clint: am i the only one in this goddamn city who knows about the crimefighting turtles that live in the sewers 

(they all think clint is playing an elaborate prank on them, especially when he shows them a photo of four guys wearing what are ‘very obviously halloween costumes’)

[sweetiesoju]

fun fact: it’s TMNT canon that the chemical container that hit Matt Murdock across the face and gave him his Daredevil abilities is the same canister that landed on the baby turtles and mutated them, so…..y’all aren’t far off

[captainlordauditor]

i’m sorry it’s WHAT

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

TMNT started as a Daredevil parody.

Matt’s teacher is Stick. The turtle’s is Splinter.

Matt’s enemy is the Hand. The turtle’s is the Foot Clan.

It was originally a dark, edgy, turtle themed parody of Daredevil.

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[belinsky]

#in honour of they very much did kill jesus day

[flormus]

Supernatural: An Easter Summary

[deanschevyimpala-deactivated201]

[bakasara]

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DEAN WINCHESTER

SLASH SHERIFF

[tarteauxfraises]

Dean Winchester, Slash Sheriff

[bakasara]

CAN THIS BE A THING

PLEASE I AM CRYING

OH MY GOD

[ain-t-bovvered]

Oh yes

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate]

ive never hit reblog so fast

[hid-dle-ston-deactivated2018030]

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

[foxfairygender]

oppression isn’t generational and trying to frame politics as “the old people are wrong and the young people are right” erases the fact that there are old people who have been fighting the good fight for decades and the fact that there are young people who are literally nazis

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Plus while there might be less old people fighting the good fight it’s usually because they were killed or were part of the minorities that have poor living conditions that kill you early

[clatterbane]

As came up recently, in fact: Seniors Are More Conservative Because the Poor Don’t Survive to Become Seniors

[sixpenceee]

The following is a rare half male and half female butterfly. The butterfly was determined to be a Lexias pardalis, and its condition is called bilateral gynandromorphy. Gynandromorphism is most frequently noticed in bird and butterfly species where the two sexes have very different coloration. (Source)

[eyesupmarksman]

Let me tell you what; as someone who has a thing for hands, forearms, and backs, I had an interesting time watching all three seasons of NBC’s Hannibal. 

[killowave]

[square-adox]

[roadtripwithmybrother]

[dontknowmyname215]

Title: His Welfare is my Concern (½)

Warnings: spoilers for 14x17… I needed more hurt!Sam.

Beta: Huge shoutout to @the–blackdahlia for helping me out!

Summary: The sirens moved closer and Dean turned his eyes from his brother for the first time since he arrived back at the car.

Twenty minutes seemed like a lifetime and Dean was fairly certain they didn’t have twenty minutes to spare. Unfortunately, they didn’t have any other options either. He stared down at his brother before him, the younger man barely able to keep his eyes open, if you could even call them opened.

What little Dean could see of Sam’s eyes spoke volumes of the pain his brother was experiencing. Head wounds were never good and lord knows Sam has had his fair share. They always bled a lot and you never knew just what other damage could have been caused. The lightest hit in just the right spot could be such a devastating injury.

Just as Dean is beginning to consider drastic measures, he hears the flap of angelic wings. There’s no need to look up. He knows right away who it is and honestly doesn’t care at this point.

Keep reading

[fratboymattstone]

I love this!!!