Eric Aleksandr Garner

30-year-old illustrator and graphic designer. New York native. Born and raised in Brooklyn. Proud owner of three moms, a cat and a dad. There's a baby sister in there some where. I'm an Aries, I like long walks along the river, Mom #3's apple pie, and dive bars. My best friend is a gift basket of assorted nuts and bananas. Their husband isn't much better. My honeybee's the love of my life.

[draumboosky]

[thatsthat24]

New Music, Just in Time 🎧 (W/ Jamahl)

[theoreocat]

Magic Marker ✨🖊

[houseofraes-deactivated20180704]

Where to get little/pet gear

I’ve been getting a ton of questions on where to find certain items I’ve posted on my blog. While I may not know where to get those EXACT items, I do know where to start. Below is a list I’ve compiled that I hope will help. Reblog to spread to the word!

Littleforbig.com

LunarKittenCreations.com KittenSightings.com Waywardkitten.com KittenCream.com Hoshiikinsshop.com Kittensplaypen.com OpulentEscape.com KittenKraftShop.com KittenEnchantment.com GloomyScafe.com Neiraluna.com SpikedKittenCreation.com Littlebsdesigns.com LSBoutique.com TheKittenCollection.com NekoAmino.com SweetSheepSecrets.com Little-land.ddlg.com TheKittenCouturier.com Noxhyde.com Nekochii.com Amazon.com Etsy.com Modcloth.com Uniquevintage.com FashionNova.com Pinupgirl.com

Stores in the mall: Claire’s, Icing, Spencer’s, Flower child, Belk (the baby section), Toys R Us

& lastly, try thrift stores! They have tons of baby gear and stuffies for super low prices, most in great shape that people just didn’t want or have room for. Please reblog this post to help somebody out, I spent a long time putting together this list for you guys 🙈

[cashcutie]

born to be mild

[420moshdad]

*mediocre guitar solo*

[thebossbaby-official]

…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

[jcneeyre-deactivated20161002]

holy fucking shit

[i-say-no-to-status-quoo]

did you just gif the whole fucking movies

[carm3lsunday]

Fucking genius

[bitch-puddin]

Bitch, EVEN THE CREDITS??

[jc-drawings-deactivated20210727]

THIS DUDE JUST MADE GIFS OF ENTIRE MOVIES HOLLY SHIT

[candiikismet]

I JUST GOT MY ENTIRE LIFE! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

My childhood in one gifset 💜

[katelyn-garner]

its-generic-eric

You’re officially Krafty Katie. I will never call you anything else. I hope you realize what you just started. I don’t think it’s possible to pull those two away from each other. Once Em starts talking to Cam, that’s it for the day. I live with her and I haven’t spoken to her since before I moved in. So your guess is as good as mine.

Maybe we hold her Taylor Swift shrine hostage. She might speak up then. I gotta figure out where she keeps it now. (We definitely need codes words. but we should figure those out offline. Maybe over coffee tomorrow?)

Yeeeeeees! I am so glad this nickname is catching on! No one will know if it’s because I’m crafty or because I’m cheesy. It’s the best. Ouch. That sounds even worse than what I put up with when I try to talk to Cam. He constantly makes excuses about going out because he’d rather be all domestic and stay in with Em. It’s soooo lame. At least you get to live with them and see what it’s like…every second or every day…with them.

She has a shrine? I knew the obsession was real, but I didn’t know it was that real. Cam doesn’t have a Kesha shrine, so Em’s might the be the way to go. Sneak around like a spy and find it! (Coffee? I love coffee! I think that’s a great idea!)

[its-generic-eric]

I vote because you’re cheesy. But if a Certain couple were paying attention they’d know the real reason too. It’s nothing I’m not used to. Dicklick’s gonna wake up one morning and realize just how much she misses me and the she’s gonna whisk me away on some epic guys’ retreat that I won’t remember most of. Yeah, yeah. You make it sound like a 24-hour Camerson Watch is actually enjoyable. They’re so sweet with each other. What’s said on tumblr is just the sugary candy coating. It’s worse in person.

I think it might be in a cabinet in her piano room. Are you sure Cam doesn’t have a Kesha shrine? I wouldn’t put it past him. (So…. Noonish?)

[its-generic-eric]

@katelyn-garner Kitten, remember this?

[katelyn-garner]

I’m Krafty Katie! This needs to be brought up more often. Look how little we were. This feels like sooo long ago.

[its-generic-eric]

It was just about a year ago. Look how excited you were for a coffee date. And now we’re married and expecting a child.

[katelyn-garner]

Well, yeah! It was a coffee date with you. Obviously, I was excited. I’m really happy with how things have gone in the past year.

[its-generic-eric]

Obviously. I was so nervous asking you out. I’m really happy too, Honeybee.

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[princessesfanarts]

By furafura

[billycraplan]

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

[books-in-order]

Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

[sentient-carrot]

This is the only football thing that matters

[katelyn-garner]

its-generic-eric

You’re officially Krafty Katie. I will never call you anything else. I hope you realize what you just started. I don’t think it’s possible to pull those two away from each other. Once Em starts talking to Cam, that’s it for the day. I live with her and I haven’t spoken to her since before I moved in. So your guess is as good as mine.

Maybe we hold her Taylor Swift shrine hostage. She might speak up then. I gotta figure out where she keeps it now. (We definitely need codes words. but we should figure those out offline. Maybe over coffee tomorrow?)

Yeeeeeees! I am so glad this nickname is catching on! No one will know if it’s because I’m crafty or because I’m cheesy. It’s the best. Ouch. That sounds even worse than what I put up with when I try to talk to Cam. He constantly makes excuses about going out because he’d rather be all domestic and stay in with Em. It’s soooo lame. At least you get to live with them and see what it’s like…every second or every day…with them.

She has a shrine? I knew the obsession was real, but I didn’t know it was that real. Cam doesn’t have a Kesha shrine, so Em’s might the be the way to go. Sneak around like a spy and find it! (Coffee? I love coffee! I think that’s a great idea!)

[its-generic-eric]

I vote because you’re cheesy. But if a Certain couple were paying attention they’d know the real reason too. It’s nothing I’m not used to. Dicklick’s gonna wake up one morning and realize just how much she misses me and the she’s gonna whisk me away on some epic guys’ retreat that I won’t remember most of. Yeah, yeah. You make it sound like a 24-hour Camerson Watch is actually enjoyable. They’re so sweet with each other. What’s said on tumblr is just the sugary candy coating. It’s worse in person.

I think it might be in a cabinet in her piano room. Are you sure Cam doesn’t have a Kesha shrine? I wouldn’t put it past him. (So…. Noonish?)

[its-generic-eric]

@katelyn-garner Kitten, remember this?

[katelyn-garner]

I’m Krafty Katie! This needs to be brought up more often. Look how little we were. This feels like sooo long ago.

[its-generic-eric]

It was just about a year ago. Look how excited you were for a coffee date. And now we’re married and expecting a child.

[katelyn-garner]

its-generic-eric

You’re officially Krafty Katie. I will never call you anything else. I hope you realize what you just started. I don’t think it’s possible to pull those two away from each other. Once Em starts talking to Cam, that’s it for the day. I live with her and I haven’t spoken to her since before I moved in. So your guess is as good as mine.

Maybe we hold her Taylor Swift shrine hostage. She might speak up then. I gotta figure out where she keeps it now. (We definitely need codes words. but we should figure those out offline. Maybe over coffee tomorrow?)

Yeeeeeees! I am so glad this nickname is catching on! No one will know if it’s because I’m crafty or because I’m cheesy. It’s the best. Ouch. That sounds even worse than what I put up with when I try to talk to Cam. He constantly makes excuses about going out because he’d rather be all domestic and stay in with Em. It’s soooo lame. At least you get to live with them and see what it’s like…every second or every day…with them.

She has a shrine? I knew the obsession was real, but I didn’t know it was that real. Cam doesn’t have a Kesha shrine, so Em’s might the be the way to go. Sneak around like a spy and find it! (Coffee? I love coffee! I think that’s a great idea!)

[its-generic-eric]

I vote because you’re cheesy. But if a Certain couple were paying attention they’d know the real reason too. It’s nothing I’m not used to. Dicklick’s gonna wake up one morning and realize just how much she misses me and the she’s gonna whisk me away on some epic guys’ retreat that I won’t remember most of. Yeah, yeah. You make it sound like a 24-hour Camerson Watch is actually enjoyable. They’re so sweet with each other. What’s said on tumblr is just the sugary candy coating. It’s worse in person.

I think it might be in a cabinet in her piano room. Are you sure Cam doesn’t have a Kesha shrine? I wouldn’t put it past him. (So…. Noonish?)

[its-generic-eric]

@katelyn-garner Kitten, remember this?

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[figmas]

[thatsthat24]

The Truly Powerful Songs 🎵

[lianakuu]

brah same