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@katelyn-garner
A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was: āI had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!
What do you call a shower mat with a metal band on it? Slip Not.
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Youāre officially Krafty Katie. I will never call you anything else. I hope you realize what you just started. I donāt think itās possible to pull those two away from each other. Once Em starts talking to Cam, thatās it for the day. I live with her and I havenāt spoken to her since before I moved in. So your guess is as good as mine.
Maybe we hold her Taylor Swift shrine hostage. She might speak up then. I gotta figure out where she keeps it now. (We definitely need codes words. but we should figure those out offline. Maybe over coffee tomorrow?)
Yeeeeeees! I am so glad this nickname is catching on! No one will know if itās because Iām crafty or because Iām cheesy. Itās the best. Ouch. That sounds even worse than what I put up with when I try to talk to Cam. He constantly makes excuses about going out because heād rather be all domestic and stay in with Em. Itās soooo lame. At least you get to live with them and see what itās likeā¦every second or every dayā¦with them.
She has a shrine? I knew the obsession was real, but I didnāt know it was thatĀ real. Cam doesnāt have a Kesha shrine, so Emās might the be the way to go. Sneak around like a spy and find it! (Coffee? I loveĀ coffee! I think thatās a great idea!)
I vote because youāre cheesy. But if a Certain couple were paying attention theyād know the real reason too. Itās nothing Iām not used to. Dicklickās gonna wake up one morning and realize just how much she misses me and the sheās gonna whisk me away on some epic guysā retreat that I wonāt remember most of. Yeah, yeah. You make it sound like a 24-hour Camerson Watch is actually enjoyable. Theyāre so sweet with each other. Whatās said on tumblr is just the sugary candy coating. Itās worse in person.
I think it might be in a cabinet in her piano room. Are you sure Cam doesnāt have a Kesha shrine? I wouldnāt put it past him. (Soā¦. Noonish?)
@katelyn-garner Kitten, remember this?
Iām Krafty Katie! This needs to be brought up more often. Look how little we were. This feels like sooo long ago.
It was just about a year ago. Look how excited you were for a coffee date. And now weāre married and expecting a child.
Well, yeah! It was a coffee date with you. Obviously, I was excited. I'm really happy with how things have gone in the past year.
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Youāre officially Krafty Katie. I will never call you anything else. I hope you realize what you just started. I donāt think itās possible to pull those two away from each other. Once Em starts talking to Cam, thatās it for the day. I live with her and I havenāt spoken to her since before I moved in. So your guess is as good as mine.
Maybe we hold her Taylor Swift shrine hostage. She might speak up then. I gotta figure out where she keeps it now. (We definitely need codes words. but we should figure those out offline. Maybe over coffee tomorrow?)
Yeeeeeees! I am so glad this nickname is catching on! No one will know if itās because Iām crafty or because Iām cheesy. Itās the best. Ouch. That sounds even worse than what I put up with when I try to talk to Cam. He constantly makes excuses about going out because heād rather be all domestic and stay in with Em. Itās soooo lame. At least you get to live with them and see what itās likeā¦every second or every dayā¦with them.
She has a shrine? I knew the obsession was real, but I didnāt know it was thatĀ real. Cam doesnāt have a Kesha shrine, so Emās might the be the way to go. Sneak around like a spy and find it! (Coffee? I loveĀ coffee! I think thatās a great idea!)
I vote because youāre cheesy. But if a Certain couple were paying attention theyād know the real reason too. Itās nothing Iām not used to. Dicklickās gonna wake up one morning and realize just how much she misses me and the sheās gonna whisk me away on some epic guysā retreat that I wonāt remember most of. Yeah, yeah. You make it sound like a 24-hour Camerson Watch is actually enjoyable. Theyāre so sweet with each other. Whatās said on tumblr is just the sugary candy coating. Itās worse in person.
I think it might be in a cabinet in her piano room. Are you sure Cam doesnāt have a Kesha shrine? I wouldnāt put it past him. (Soā¦. Noonish?)
@katelyn-garner Kitten, remember this?
I'm Krafty Katie! This needs to be brought up more often. Look how little we were. This feels like sooo long ago.
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HERE COMES A JIGGLY BOY!!!
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TAGGING ā Eric Garner, Katelyn Davenport; eventually cameos by Emerson & Cameron Ellington-MacKenzie, as well as Piper.
LOCATION ā Central Park, New York City
TIMEFRAME ā Saturday, February 13, 2016
NOTES ā Eric takes his honeybee and their best friends or an outing to Central Park reminiscent of childhood. Cue snowball fights, snowmen (and women) building, and other surprises.
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"I think I'm gonna have to agree," Katelyn says with that adorable, little laugh of hers. It tends to come out more when she's trying to be flirty, which seems to be what she's doing right now. God, why is she trying to be flirty? She never does a very good job of it. And yet, Erik seems impressed enough. He's still here, and even better than that, he kissed her!
She's going to be fangirling over that kiss for longer than necessary, she realizes. At this point, she doesn't care if she's being ridiculous. All that matters is that Erik doesn't think she's ridiculous. For some reason, he likes her. She's already over the moon when the kitten pokes her sweet, little head out. This has got to be the best day ever. Of her life. Period.
"Well, technically, you and Em got me a kitten then! Purchased by Em, delivered by you," Katelyn says with a smile, not sure if she should be looking at Erik or the kitten right now. She settles for glancing back and forth between the two of them, excitement in her eyes no matter who she's looking at. "Ooh, and we get chocolate? Well, I do. Not you 'cause you're a cat," she says, stroking her kitten's chin. She's delighted that Whiskey has started to purr. "Whiskey? That's such a pretty name for such a pretty kitty. I'm not gonna change the name she's used to. Whiskey it is."
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With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.
The word of the day isĀ ālegs.ā Letās go back to my place and spread the word.
Smooth.
I said it was bad.
I wonder if anyoneās ever gotten laid with that one.
Iāve never tried.
Well, maybe itās worth a try. For science.
You can go for it. I think Iāll stick to my usual.
Pretty sure anything I say would get me laid.
Anything but that would get you laid.
I donāt know. My girl might go for that.
Oh, well, yeah. If youāre guaranteed sex, then Iām sure that would work. Some of us have to try for it.
What do you have to try for? Youāre a rock star. Bet the ladies are all over you.
The sentiment is nice. But not every chick out there has heard of me or Crimson Haunt. āSides I end up being the scary drunk emo guy at the bar.
Find you a lady who has? Thatās a pretty sick aesthetic. Sure thatās been me some nights too. Little hint of skater in there too.
Kinda hard when Iām not on tour. More like sickening.
Yeah, thereās that. Could use a night out like that myself.
A sexless night with a nasty hangover the next morning? Itās not that fun.
Nah. Meant a night out. But at this point, my night will probably be like how you described it.
Same difference.
You two sound like so much fun right now!! Bad pick up lines with a side of angst.
And you areā¦?
Oh, hi! My nameās Katelyn.
Well, salutations, Miss Katelyn.
Ooh. So formal! Itās nice to meet you. I like puns and cats.
Puns are good and cats are cute in theory. Used to have one that hated me. My ex got custody of him and I got the bulldog in the divorce.
Oh. I think you lost that one. Cats are waaaay better. But bulldogs do have the cute little smushy faces.
I got manās best friend over the devil spawn. Spike is a better companion. And they do have cute little smushy faces.
Cats are never devil spawn. Thereās just people who donāt know how to handle them. Spike? I love that name. Itās such a bulldog kind of name. Is he adorable? Where are the pics?
My ex-wifeās cat was. Yeah, Spike, like from Tom and Jerry.Ā
He likes helping with laundry. I donāt think he understands that heās in the way.
Oh! I like that cartoon. Heās such a cutie! Maybe he just wants you to carry him around. Or thinks you spend too much time on laundry and not enough time loving on him.
Yeah, I do too. He is. Heās a good boy. Heās too heavy to carry around. And I spoil him rotten.
Do you watch a lot of cartoons? He looks like heād fall right through the basket if you tried to lift it with him inside. Heās a big boy. But look how happy he looks!
Eh. Spike likes them. Probably. It was easier when he was a puppy.
Iām jealous. Leo wonāt let me get another pet. I have to deal with his scary snake that wants to eat me.
Eww. You should get a cat! Because you are one. Friends. @brink-acheron-official Are you sure itās just Spike who likes the cartoons?
@katelyn-davenport Who knows. @harrisonlouise Leoās got a snake? Thatās cool.
Yes, Leo has a snake. Itās pastel like me. But itās still gross. I want a cat! but Daddy said no.
@brink-acheron-official Spike. Spike knows. @harrisonlouise If he gets to have a snake, you should get to have a cat. Fairās fair.
You should tell that to him. But Iām scared that the snake will eat my kitty. Auntie Katelyn!!! What if he eats my kitty!!??!!
@katelyn-davenport Eh. He wouldnāt snitch.
@brink-acheron-official He doesnāt look like he would. Heās got a face that looks like heās good at keeping secrets. Even the deep, dark ones like binging cartoons. @harrisonlouise @leonovak Get Harri a kitten. A cute little pocket one. Please and thanks! Butā¦donāt let your kitten get eaten, Harri. Kittens are people, not snacks.
@leonovak @katelyn-davenport Listen to Auntie Katelyn!! Iām not gonna let them get eaten! But if the snake wants to eat me, itās gonna wanna eat the kitty too.
@katelyn-davenport I donāt bingeĀ themā¦ Just watch when thereās nothing else on.
@everyone Weāre not getting a cat.
@harrisonlouise Your man sucks. He doesnāt like cats. @brink-acheron-official Uh huh. Suuuuure. Iām gonna have to take that up with Mr. Spike.
Buy Daddy!! Why?Ā
@leonovak Itās not like cats even do anything. Theyāre fine being left alone. Iām not a fan. Rather have a dog or two, but still. #teamwhiskers
@leonovak dude. Donāt be a cock thistle. Why wonāt you get your girl a cat?
@katelyn-davenport So formal. Mr. Spike, as you call him, wonāt spill. Heās a good boy. @leonovak Looks like youāre out numbered.
@brink-acheron-official He looks like a gentleman to me. Formalities are necessary. I'll convince him with belly rubs.
The word of the day isĀ ālegs.ā Letās go back to my place and spread the word.
Smooth.
I said it was bad.
I wonder if anyoneās ever gotten laid with that one.
Iāve never tried.
Well, maybe itās worth a try. For science.
You can go for it. I think Iāll stick to my usual.
Pretty sure anything I say would get me laid.
Anything but that would get you laid.
I donāt know. My girl might go for that.
Oh, well, yeah. If youāre guaranteed sex, then Iām sure that would work. Some of us have to try for it.
What do you have to try for? Youāre a rock star. Bet the ladies are all over you.
The sentiment is nice. But not every chick out there has heard of me or Crimson Haunt. āSides I end up being the scary drunk emo guy at the bar.
Find you a lady who has? Thatās a pretty sick aesthetic. Sure thatās been me some nights too. Little hint of skater in there too.
Kinda hard when Iām not on tour. More like sickening.
Yeah, thereās that. Could use a night out like that myself.
A sexless night with a nasty hangover the next morning? Itās not that fun.
Nah. Meant a night out. But at this point, my night will probably be like how you described it.
Same difference.
You two sound like so much fun right now!! Bad pick up lines with a side of angst.
And you areā¦?
Oh, hi! My nameās Katelyn.
Well, salutations, Miss Katelyn.
Ooh. So formal! Itās nice to meet you. I like puns and cats.
Puns are good and cats are cute in theory. Used to have one that hated me. My ex got custody of him and I got the bulldog in the divorce.
Oh. I think you lost that one. Cats are waaaay better. But bulldogs do have the cute little smushy faces.
I got manās best friend over the devil spawn. Spike is a better companion. And they do have cute little smushy faces.
Cats are never devil spawn. Thereās just people who donāt know how to handle them. Spike? I love that name. Itās such a bulldog kind of name. Is he adorable? Where are the pics?
My ex-wifeās cat was. Yeah, Spike, like from Tom and Jerry.Ā
He likes helping with laundry. I donāt think he understands that heās in the way.
Oh! I like that cartoon. Heās such a cutie! Maybe he just wants you to carry him around. Or thinks you spend too much time on laundry and not enough time loving on him.
Yeah, I do too. He is. Heās a good boy. Heās too heavy to carry around. And I spoil him rotten.
Do you watch a lot of cartoons? He looks like heād fall right through the basket if you tried to lift it with him inside. Heās a big boy. But look how happy he looks!
Eh. Spike likes them. Probably. It was easier when he was a puppy.
Iām jealous. Leo wonāt let me get another pet. I have to deal with his scary snake that wants to eat me.
Eww. You should get a cat! Because you are one. Friends. @brink-acheron-official Are you sure itās just Spike who likes the cartoons?
@katelyn-davenport Who knows. @harrisonlouise Leoās got a snake? Thatās cool.
Yes, Leo has a snake. Itās pastel like me. But itās still gross. I want a cat! but Daddy said no.
@brink-acheron-official Spike. Spike knows. @harrisonlouise If he gets to have a snake, you should get to have a cat. Fairās fair.
You should tell that to him. But Iām scared that the snake will eat my kitty. Auntie Katelyn!!! What if he eats my kitty!!??!!
@katelyn-davenport Eh. He wouldnāt snitch.
@brink-acheron-official He doesnāt look like he would. Heās got a face that looks like heās good at keeping secrets. Even the deep, dark ones like binging cartoons. @harrisonlouise @leonovak Get Harri a kitten. A cute little pocket one. Please and thanks! Butā¦donāt let your kitten get eaten, Harri. Kittens are people, not snacks.
@leonovak @katelyn-davenport Listen to Auntie Katelyn!! Iām not gonna let them get eaten! But if the snake wants to eat me, itās gonna wanna eat the kitty too.
@katelyn-davenport I donāt bingeĀ themā¦ Just watch when thereās nothing else on.
@everyone Weāre not getting a cat.
@harrisonlouise Your man sucks. He doesn't like cats. @brink-acheron-official Uh huh. Suuuuure. I'm gonna have to take that up with Mr. Spike.
The word of the day isĀ ālegs.ā Letās go back to my place and spread the word.
Smooth.
I said it was bad.
I wonder if anyoneās ever gotten laid with that one.
Iāve never tried.
Well, maybe itās worth a try. For science.
You can go for it. I think Iāll stick to my usual.
Pretty sure anything I say would get me laid.
Anything but that would get you laid.
I donāt know. My girl might go for that.
Oh, well, yeah. If youāre guaranteed sex, then Iām sure that would work. Some of us have to try for it.
What do you have to try for? Youāre a rock star. Bet the ladies are all over you.
The sentiment is nice. But not every chick out there has heard of me or Crimson Haunt. āSides I end up being the scary drunk emo guy at the bar.
Find you a lady who has? Thatās a pretty sick aesthetic. Sure thatās been me some nights too. Little hint of skater in there too.
Kinda hard when Iām not on tour. More like sickening.
Yeah, thereās that. Could use a night out like that myself.
A sexless night with a nasty hangover the next morning? Itās not that fun.
Nah. Meant a night out. But at this point, my night will probably be like how you described it.
Same difference.
You two sound like so much fun right now!! Bad pick up lines with a side of angst.
And you areā¦?
Oh, hi! My nameās Katelyn.
Well, salutations, Miss Katelyn.
Ooh. So formal! Itās nice to meet you. I like puns and cats.
Puns are good and cats are cute in theory. Used to have one that hated me. My ex got custody of him and I got the bulldog in the divorce.
Oh. I think you lost that one. Cats are waaaay better. But bulldogs do have the cute little smushy faces.
I got manās best friend over the devil spawn. Spike is a better companion. And they do have cute little smushy faces.
Cats are never devil spawn. Thereās just people who donāt know how to handle them. Spike? I love that name. Itās such a bulldog kind of name. Is he adorable? Where are the pics?
My ex-wifeās cat was. Yeah, Spike, like from Tom and Jerry.Ā
He likes helping with laundry. I donāt think he understands that heās in the way.
Oh! I like that cartoon. Heās such a cutie! Maybe he just wants you to carry him around. Or thinks you spend too much time on laundry and not enough time loving on him.
Yeah, I do too. He is. Heās a good boy. Heās too heavy to carry around. And I spoil him rotten.
Do you watch a lot of cartoons? He looks like heād fall right through the basket if you tried to lift it with him inside. Heās a big boy. But look how happy he looks!
Eh. Spike likes them. Probably. It was easier when he was a puppy.
Iām jealous. Leo wonāt let me get another pet. I have to deal with his scary snake that wants to eat me.
Eww. You should get a cat! Because you are one. Friends. @brink-acheron-official Are you sure itās just Spike who likes the cartoons?
@katelyn-davenport Who knows. @harrisonlouise Leoās got a snake? Thatās cool.
Yes, Leo has a snake. Itās pastel like me. But itās still gross. I want a cat! but Daddy said no.
@brink-acheron-official Spike. Spike knows. @harrisonlouise If he gets to have a snake, you should get to have a cat. Fairās fair.
You should tell that to him. But Iām scared that the snake will eat my kitty. Auntie Katelyn!!! What if he eats my kitty!!??!!
@katelyn-davenport Eh. He wouldnāt snitch.
@brink-acheron-official He doesn't look like he would. He's got a face that looks like he's good at keeping secrets. Even the deep, dark ones like binging cartoons. @harrisonlouise @leonovak Get Harri a kitten. A cute little pocket one. Please and thanks! But...don't let your kitten get eaten, Harri. Kittens are people, not snacks.
