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hey good news fellas i went to the pronouns store and bought all of them. you can use any of them if you want.
go to @strange-yip-sound to hear the things i make
I love the incredibly fair and functional justice system in Ace Attorney
It was written as a parody of the fairly corrupt Japanese legal system, exaggerated for both humour and gameplay reasons, giving us such lovely gems as:
They don't have manslaughter
It's never stated outright to my knowledge, but it's generally implied that the penalty for murder is universally or near-universally the death penalty
Trials are legally mandated to go on no longer than three days, no matter how complicated they can get. The lab analysis for a poison isn't completed in three days? You can't use it in the poisoning trial. Your witness can't be tracked down on the last day? We go to the verdict without their testimony.
Everyone is assumed guilty until proven innocent. The defense attorney has to prove beyond a reasonable doubt, within 3 days, that their client could not possibly be guilty, or they're gonna get a GUILTY verdict
In practical terms, this means that if your client is innocent, you have to not only prove that but usually find the actual killer within the three days to show it's a different person. This isn't officially mandated as part of the defense's duties but in pretty much every case it's what Phoenix has to do to exonerate his client, even if he's otherwise proven the killer couldn't be (or is extremely unlikely to be) his client.
Both sides can just show up to the courtroom with new evidence and demand it's accepted as evidence during the trial. There's no verification process for this and no requirement that the other side has access to it pre-trial. You can show up with a letter in hand and halfway through the trial be like "this letter was found in the victim's apartment!" and it becomes part of the case then and there.
There are no restrictions on where or how you can find evidence. You, a defense attorney who doesn't work for the police force and has no equivalent of warrant law, can break into a witness' house and steal evidence from his personal safe to show in court the next day. This is not a crime apparently.
It's normal and accepted that the prosecution will coach all witnesses, usually telling them to lie. It's a huge advantage when you get to interrogate a witness who the prosecution hasn't been able to tell what lies to tell yet. They never face repercussions for this.
The prosecution will frequently falsify evidence. They receive no punishment for this and are allowed to continue practicing law. Witnesses will regularly lie on the stand; they receive no penalty for this and the rest of their testimony is still considered reliable. It's up to the defense attorney to expose every single lie; if you can't prove a word against your client is a lie, even from the mouth of a known liar, then your client must be guilty of it.
All of your trials are overseen by the same judge and he is comically incompetent. This isn't an oversight of the game he is deliberately written to suck at his job, be easily bullied by the prosecution, generally have very little idea what's going on and issue his verdict based on Vibes.
The lawyers will straight up make bets mid-trial with each other like "if you can't find a problem with this next witness' testimony, you have to admit that you're wasting our time and the verdict will be Guilty". The judge lets them do this. This is considered practicing law. Prosecutors will also physically assault other lawyers and the judge in the courtroom but this is okay because it's funny.
The cops work directly for the prosecuting attorney and the prosecuting attorney will openly threaten police witnesses right there on the stand in front of everyone if the witness isn't saying what the prosecution wants them to.
The level of corruption in the prosecutor's office is just. I couldn't describe it in a bullet point. Prosecutors are straightup hitmen for hire and their weapon of choice is the death penalty.
Phoenix gets physically assaulted and robbed by prosecutors and witnesses a lot more than one would reasonably expect. Someone's always there to beat this poor lawyer unconscious and steal evidence from him. He never makes backup copies. That's not the legal system's fault but dude buy a photocopier for your office.
Guess who's about to get tased and robbed in the police precinct evidence room by a highly respected and successful prosecutor!
Guess who didn't make photocopies of the evidence that's about to get stolen!
Wait wait lemme add some things
Prosecutors have full access to crime scenes and it is implied that they lead the police investigations
Defense attorneys are not supposed to engage with the crime scene or investigate at all! (Hence why phoenix has to worm his way in or break into crime scenes to get evidence)
It is expected that all evidence AND witnesses come from the prosecution. The fact that Phoenix brings in his own evidence and witnesses is *weird*
It is implied that not only do trials have to end in three days, but if a trial lasts that long everyone is very confused and miffed about it. The judge was very torn about having to go a second day on one trial bc he made dinner plans
False evidence is solved by "whoops, I'm sorry, I didn't know" on the side of the prosecution.
False evidence from the defense can result in the attorney being disbarred even if the false evidence came from the prosecution in the first place
There is a game where defense attorneys literally get the same sentence as their defendant (put to death) and thats why [insert place here] has no lawyers anymore
Apparently the defense is allowed to have random citizens join them at the bench as legal advisers. These legal advisers happen to sometimes be an 8 year old
I had a thought because everyone i see with autism collects something
Except for that one friend i know who's an extreme minimalist and owns only one figurine from DST
And i thought to myself
Do i collect anything?
And i see my lego minifigurine collection
my mineral collection that took a few of the mini shelves
My merch collection that takes up a whole shelf
My enamel pin collection
The amount of my plushies
And my ps4 games + mangas
And I'm just like huh
do you collect anything and are you on the autism spectrum
I'm on the spectrum, i collect things
I might be on the autism spectrum, i collect things
I'm not on the spectrum but neurodivergent, i collect things
I'm neurotypical, i collect things
I'm on the spectrum, I don't collect things
i might be on the spectrum, I don't collect things
I'm not on the spectrum but neurodivergent, i don't collect things
I'm neurotypical, i don't collect things
something else
it's hard to say/I don't have a collection yet/I don't have a collection anymore
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If you have a collection what do you collect? I'm curious
according to my most recent count i have 299 bones
season rankings
autumn winter summer spring
in that order
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
My Minecraft Steve Mii never slept so i made a sign
been playing this game for like what, almost 20 days? and ive never seen this guy asleep like ever, and i didnt give him a "night owl" quirk either
YOU SICK FUCK
awesome news guys i can see him finally fell asleep, the sign worked
awesome news guys i
can see him finally fell
asleep, the sign worked
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Costume. Chitons.
Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).
Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?
that genuinely is it
yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body
lets bring back sheetwares
also chlamys:
and exomis:
trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins
Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day
Wear blanket. Conquer world.
That last one looks dope
Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.
And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!
ancient Egyptian robes
This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:
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Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.
https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/
The lungi is a traditional garment worn in many southern states of India. It's different from the dhoti, in that it is a tubular shape (like
Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi
https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi
https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1
It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.
I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.
Any writers who see this, give me a villain monologue of yours! For an established character, a new one off the top of your head, a monologue you already wrote, silly, dramatic, anything works. I just wanna see what y'all got.
The only reason I kept you alive was because you, despite all you've done, were useful to me. Now? I have all I need from you. All your meddling has been for nothing. All your suffering, fighting against me, was needless. You want to kill me, fine. I don't need to save you anymore.
oh hey a Spoon
It's crazy how quickly the public view on FnF changed that was the shit for like a week and then now
What even is the view on fnf now
i forgot
they dont even seem happy its like theyre just fucking with her out of obligation
You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes
I hand drew this on my track pad and you will appreciate it
followers of mine dont even bother clicking. it is what you think it is. your sharingan never fails
Shut the hell up Sasuke
i'll schedule a reblog for this at a reasonableish time tomorrow
PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I NEED TO SEE NATALIE IN YOUR STYLE I WILL GIVE YOU MY SOUL I LOVE PURRGATORY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
this made me giggle
i have drawn Natalie before! Just didn't post it I thinky think
I might draw her a little differently now but I'm not home right now so I can't do anything uhrm
@mono-squamblo is this you or someone else that happens to look identical