C'est La Vie

Chloe ✌ | 31 | North East England | ♥

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[gaynfl-moved]

[anxietyproblem]

[tepkunset]

when you ask a knowledge keeper something and they say "good question"

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[oshidorifuufu]

*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it

[portraitoftheoddity]

My favorite part of youtube is the part of it that is middle-aged-to-old guys with zero production value who have made a simple, low-quality video on their phones about how to repair the exact fucking appliance that has been giving me grief so I can fix that fucker myself instead of spending hundreds of dollars to hire someone.

These men are all my honorary uncles and I love them.

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[loveridden1999]

maybe if i keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away

[gaynfl-moved]

[melonwah]

[egberts]

*shagcula voice* it vasn't me

[egberts]

she caught me in the coffin. vasnt me

caught me hanging in the belfry. vasnt me.

she even saw me stick my cross in. vasnt me

i didn't show up on camera. vasnt me

[macklesufficient]

[egberts]

she saw the bites on my shoulder

vasnt me

and that I'm not getting older

vasn't me

[ankshis]

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[snuv]

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

[emily84]

this is a renaissance painting

[kevin-for-what-ails-ya]

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk