Soul

Obviously not a porn bot.

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[cainstellan]

chad meeks martin got stabbed way more than julius caesar but you dont see a whole period in the month dedicated to him

[9fruit]

we need to bring back the simple art of just “come to my house and we hang out without an activity or pretense or meal” my friend hung out on my couch for seven hours today we just gabbed… no specific plans no activities involved. likeee let’s just hang out on my couch forever and ever amen

[ros-sauce]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[cipheramnesia]

I sure hope so, I need to get to 3rd and Broadway in fifteen minutes, step on it.

[redstonedust]

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

[applefudge5]

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[stufftoinspiremetowrite]

Thank you OP. I haven't laughed like that in a really long time.

[notahorseindisguise]

thats why i do this

[internet]

[gorillamunchies]

no thank you, owen

[glitzyglee]

Excuse me, professor? So, um, you paired me with Strawberry Shortcake for this assignment. Yeah so, she proofread my paper, but the only changes she made were crossing out every instance of 'very' and replacing it with 'berry'?

[babizzxx]

[inkskinned]

unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[historyofglee]

On this day in 2020:

Naya Marie Rivera, best known for her role as Santana Lopez on Glee, passed away in Ventura County, California.

Five years on, Naya’s enormous loss is still deeply felt by all those touched by her talent and those who loved her.

She is so dearly missed, always. 🤍🦋

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[melancholytimes]