ItsMitch

I came to tumblr to make a blog and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now

[igglooaustralia]

[victorious]

omfg

[theqmmunity]

Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

Done.

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I literally just dropped my spoon in my cereal.

[fucking-llama-hats]

HOW IS HE SO BEAUTIFUL??

[pleatedjeans]

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

[darksnowflakes]

Assassin’s Creed: Garden edition

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[clavid]

this looks like something out of a horror movie like imagine that thing tunring around and having a people face and walking on two feet

[floatingliights-blog]

[dimension20official]

Female Fantasy III

[championcoolbreeze-deactivated2]

Perfecto.

[cloversealife-deactivated201805]

perfect

[soixante-nut]

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.

[thebicker]

I was recently interviewing the woman who founded Her Universe and we were talking specifically about women and geekdom. I asked about the rise of girls in geek culture and she very accurately corrected me: There is no “rise” of geek girls. We’ve always been here. Girls are just as nerdy as dudes are. Ladies have always been interested in sci fi and fantasy and video games - we just don’t talk about it a lot because men are assholes. 

[wide-awaaaaake]

Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further

Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.

TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.

Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience

[bollymusings]

Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.

[itscaroline1224]

[peace-out-littlemunchkins]

let’s get a cheeky coffee…

[alecstasy]

LOOK AT THIS PUG SITTING IN A CHAIR LIKE IS IT A GIANT PUG OR IS IT A MINI CHAIR? I DONT KNOW THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

[eggpuffs]

[alucardapologist]

A progression of bad language

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that. Elementary school: What the heck. Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

[awperhand]

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

[inuyashalovr]

This made my life

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Previously on the show you’ve been watching for 3 days straight

[ayetroyler]

[hookandthedaggersxvx]

Bless you, Drake.

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HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

[shadowkat104-deactivated-blog]

major signal boost

[imgonnariverdance]

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

[livinglavidam]

This could save many lives, reblog

[gettingahealthybody-deactivated]

Useful information to have!

[itseasytoremember]

also, if you can, make it as easy as possible for 911 to get to you, open your door, go outside if you can, that way, if you lose consciousness they will still be able to spot you and help you

[taco-bell-rey]

"I loved them before they got popular"