More Homo Than Sapian

Weak, positive, non-linear • 21 ~ Australian

[riovidalll]

me on my way to work trying to ignore the horny lesbians about to have hate sex on the bus:

[kaijutegu]

lizard out there really gonna do it

[kaijutegu]

this lizard is braver than any US marine

[kaijutegu]

he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

[kaijutegu]

[not-a-space-alien]

Does anyone else feel, like, a weird inhibition against starting new TV shows?  Like, there are shows I want to watch but when I think about sitting down to start it something in me goes “no you can’t just do that.”  What am i waiting for?  I feel like I need to prepare?  Brain:  You have to wait.  Me:  Wait for what???  Brain:  WAIT

[yourrealitybeyondtime]

I found out recently that it’s due to not having enough emotional or mental space to process something new. Got too much going on in your own head/real life already.

[metapianycist]

!!!

[a-titty-ninja]

[theirisianprincess]

DID HE MAKE IT??

[imnotafraidofhospitals]

he makes it

[theirisianprincess]

THANK FUCKING GOD

[no-mere-mortals]

Ok I saw a rb of this with some context and I only remember like half of it so I’m also using Google I may get some of this wrong

But apparently the “first errand” thing isn’t just a cute little fact about the little kid, it’s a totally real thing done in Japan to teach kids that they can like rely on the community to offer assistance if they need it. They send their kids (like 2-3 years old) out alone to perform a relatively simple errand like going to a convenience store and buying a carton of milk. (There’s even a tv show where a camera crew follows children as they accomplish this first errand.) It’s not uncommon to see kids as young as 6-7 riding the subway alone because they’ve gained this sense of independence that comes from knowing that there will be people to help out if they need it.

[unheavenlycreatures]

Oh my god that’s even better

[delotha]

As someone who grew up with a paranoid and over-protective mother, this both warms my heart and terrifies me.

[nitrosplicer]

Here’s the tv show about First Errands!

[visualvexation]

[visualvexation]

[murdershegoat]

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

[biokitty]

I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.

[earlgreytea68]

This video made me burst into tears. Sometimes? We’re not bad. 

[meladoodle]

It’s the greatest video I’ve ever filmed

[gingersofficial]

I was so confused for a second but this is so cute

[vladtheunfollower]

goblin screen

[littlemedievalbitch]

let them in

[ruinedchildhood]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

[elliewilliams]

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

[somedaythiswillbeclever]

[unpreposterous]

I fucking love Sara's hair here

[fuckyeahreddit]

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

[dutchster]

[alwayslaurinah]

waits patiently for 2015 upload

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

2015

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2016

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2017 

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy New Year

[myslightobsessions]

there she is!!

[unpretty]

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

[guyalice]

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

[froginakettle]

[hotcocoachia]

I fucking love him

[jaynavajasso]

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

[stimman4000]

.

[fischyplier]

It’s so beautiful! :’)

[ebroxas72]

I legitimately thought at first that those were baked beans and not peanuts. Which was quite the way of interpreting this.

[budacub]

same