Boredom is a Disease.

Earth. USA. New Jersey. Hopeful doctor.

[mxnrique]

remember when they made missy elliott a fish

and they made christina aguilera a jellyfish

[hurleyquinnzel]

And they performed the best goddamn cover of car wash to date next

[agibufuziogaru]

Fishy Elliot

[pyrlspite]

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

me trying on new outfits in my room

[thenatsdorf]

[matissethecatto]

decadénce

[thenatsdorf]

Music box puts kitten to sleep. (via osirisosito)

[its-not-another-one]

Gonna go hatchet throwing tomorrow, maybe someone will hit me with one

[rtrixie]

[jack-the-lion]

Please stay safe, cubs!

[disastrousnonsense]

who out there shootin purple deer and bright green foxes that walk on two legs and have big ol toony eyes

[platypus-in-a-bottle-deactivate]

[justcatposts]

I won’t let you be grumpy.

credit: @riepoyonn

[wellmuddasick-deactivated201505]

[amerikhantrash]

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

[forgamers]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

love looking for internships

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

no one can work a full time unpaid position unless they have someone else supporting them completely. usually these are students from wealthy families who can put them in an apartment anywhere in the country (or even the world) and support them. another internship required you pay $200 a month for on-site housing, work 40 hours a week, and it was unpaid. The audacity. If my unpaid full-time work wasn’t earning me a room on your property, what was it earning? “experience” doesn’t feed or house me. I try not to be resentful, but it really is wild. They say “work hard and be honest and you can get anywhere.” I graduated top of my class but that’s not paying my rent.

The internship system is broken and needs to be addressed.

[vault11overseer]

i have a hit new game idea. woman dies. white husband with dark hair and stubble is Pissed

[apocryphist]

i don’t know if this new game idea really taps into all video games can be in this day and age. could you maybe add some melancholic staring into the distance after each instance of gritty and badass revenge? 

[nitewrighter]

And then a NEW romantic interest shows up with  even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous.

[whenmoments]

when bae says “hey i saw this and thought of you”

[clippy]

[sailorbrazil]

[different-landscapes]

[frigbob]

Babby does a yell

[theahole]

My cat has never seen a guinea pig, but she started sniffing my computer speaker.

[crumbcozy]

Sounds like a siren

[weallheartonedirection]

The Aquarium near me posted this today