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ENFJ | Sun: Aries | Moon: Cancer | Rising: Sagittarius | They/Them| I love my gf!

[2horns]

Doodles I send my gf while she’s at work pt. 2

[milk5]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[rongzhi]

Translation request by @unbridled. English added by me :)

[blinkinink]

[catasters]

[recklesslyinfatuated]

You’ll never convince me that this wasn’t a carefully calculated plan.

[meadow-call]

[endbrain]

fuck you

[nayruwu]

fixed it for u <3

[slitherpunk]

[crunchbuttsteak]

[djmobwife-deactivated20220329]

How is everything so vulgar and over sexualised but completely sexless and devoid of magnetism and desire….. neutered ass planet

[lastvalyrian]

seen this put very well recently: everything is pornographic but nothing is erotic

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I went on a date with a girl last night and I have purple hair and wore a purple top and purple eyeshadow and she has a green chunk in her hair and wore a green shirt and green eyeliner………soulmates

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

@desinteresse

[randomslasher]

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

[randomslasher]

I find it very interesting to note the times in which this post has a sudden resurgence. It often follows very stressful, upsetting events, where a lot of “REBLOG THIS OR YOU SUCK” posts start appearing on this site. 

So I’ll say it again: it is okay if you come to tumblr to escape upsetting news. It is okay if you’re just here for fun and fandom. It is okay if you do not want to use your tumblr as a place to read about or spread the current events that are circulating. It is okay if you need a place to decompress and just relax. There are other ways to be involved in/support causes and you are allowed to set boundaries on social media platforms without it being indicative of your belief systems. 

Your beliefs, values, ethics, and moral stances are not determined by whether or not you reblog something. 

[calciferous-kelpie]

[doctorguilty]

Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it in their console, and play the whole game with all of its features and the only thing lack of internet affects is the inability to play online with others. Nothing else. They shouldn't be missing entire chunks of the game becuase they can't download a patch. The game shouldn't be borderline empty or unplayable without a patch.

[bogleech]

I guess it makes no difference if I reblog this now but our friend here said a normal, objectively correct thing about video games and somehow this post still blew up with some goofy as hell disagreements. Sorry but most video game studios these days are pushing out lazy products and it is not normal for a game you buy to need DLC or patching to work; the PSX and the N64 and the original Xbox all got by without that shit being routine.

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[dreadcharged-deactivated2022100]

GIR!!! GIR WRITE THE CALLOUT POST

gir;

[inkmachinebroke-archive-deactiv]

[connemor]

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

[softhakyeons-deactivated2017011]

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

[drkotobuki]

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

[visualvexation]

“shit. let’s be santa”

[eatratshit]

“i’m 13 u egg”

[yd12k]

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

[curlicuecal]

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

[questbedhead]

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

[earl-greys]

[seesawyeeter]

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

[thealiienbae-blog]

Kick it barak

[erikavvvv]

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

[triclops-blog1]

My personal favorite:

[cowards-sorcery]

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

[notsoheadless]

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

[acidsbeats]

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

[noodlenumber]

[heylookaufo]

@pacifriske

[direhuman]

[cianm1301]

[felderwin]

“This is exactly why babies shouldn’t be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols”

[theenduringsun]

[grimghostkid]

God launders in mysterious ways.

[connemor]

today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.

[grimdarkmatt]

[leaffgreen]

[timeplayed-deactivated20250804]

[peridot-the-kitten]

AC: :33 < why are you the floating frog all of a sudden?

[missbehavior0u0]

[cybercorvid]

[pisceancryptid]

my personal favorite is “yes sir the earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter”

[arcanaarcanorum]

Agreed with “under seige by planet fucking jupiter”, though the phrase “pirouette off the fucking handle” comes close second.

[chuckling-chemist]

I’ve quoted this one in particular so many times it deserves a mention

[geekycalligrapher]

I adore whole “Attention Worthless Human” monologue. I even calligraphed it on time.

[aeternx]

[senkrechter]

At this point it’d be easier to just repost the entire comic on this thread

[lemonbreadd]

[calstocking]

[hussianphilosopher]

[laurasauras]

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

[iamtheironrain]

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

[bakwaaas]

‘relationships are work’ means ‘you have to put effort into loving each other intentionally & learning how to love each other and communicating properly’ not ‘your relationship makes you feel stressed and sad most of the time & the other person disrespects you and treats you bad but you stay anyway’

[2horns]

Girlfriends