Status: Still Kicking

Mostly just snippets of things from all over tumblr. I am also artblock312 so you might see some stuff from there mixed in.

[ouroborosorder]

the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

[thetorontokid]

I just really appreciated this and wanted to share

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[bacteriumphage]

You guys are so close to getting it

[knightofleo]

[mananabuffins]

I've never seen a more deserved cat slap

[joyfulwitchcatmarcy]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just watched a video essay about how the twilight movies specifically have compelling evidence for the entire thing being something Bella made up after falling down the stairs and going to the hospital and usually I hate those “it was all just a dream” theories but frankly this one is hilarious so I like it

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[rowlfthedog]

Sesame Street is a morning show and Fraggle Rock is an afternoon show and The Muppet Show is an evening show. Do you understand

[rowlfthedog]

Of course this makes Pajanimals the bedtime show but you already knew that. Bear in the Big Blue House is a brunch show

[thedruidocelot]

I REALLY wanna know-

What's everyone's favorite dinosaur?

If you do not have a favorite dinosaur, I highly suggest deciding on one. It makes life a little more fun!

[great-and-small]

This is the rabbit equivalent of smoking a pipe on a summer evening

[csny]

[thesituation]

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[bob-artist]

I cannot believe having a Nature episode on in the background while I worked today would solve the mystery of which of my neighbors stuffed 6 inches of baguette firmly under my wiper blades two years ago.

[depsidase]