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25 | part-time functioning adult

[ryan-sometimes]

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

[netherworldpost]

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response

[lakevida]

i'm so glad i'm not a teen anymore i'm sorry for teens that you guys still have to do that. whole heartedly prefer the ways my 20s suck to the ways my teen years sucked

[smirnofficeandblackcoffee]

[devpalmer]

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

[devpalmer]

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

[the-grollican]

working in an office is just like being in a horse movie except the horse is a printer. im the only one in the office who can make it work and its because the printer and i have a special bond. its a wild and untamable spirit and we are going to win the big race

[yeopposcya]

miyopet

[dance-on-the-borderline]

[horreurscopes]

i never left this website but in like a hotel california kind of way

[animatedtext]

[detailsofpaintings]

[cactusjerk]

[drearyhours]

tumblr is great its like a journal but with pvp

[kushblazer666]

[vansantfilm]

sorry babe i can’t hang out tonight my quest marker says i have to report back to the jarl

[punkjabi]

[butchniqabi]

[cos-mist]

Dream Jobs :

— forest witch

— rich vampire's wife

— haunted bookstore owner

[mephostophilis]

they call me cultured

[mephostophilis]

on account of all the bacteria