I'm rewatching B99 and I thought about skz as b99. so here are my fav B99 moments as Stray Kids -ᆺ- (don't ask me why, I was really bored and I love this tvshow)
Han : rules were made to be broken.
Chan : they were made to be followed. nothing is made to be broken.
Han : uh piñatas?
Felix : glow sticks.
Han : karate boards.
Felix : spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Han : rules.
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Hyunjin: you know, you can't spell "independent" without "dependant".
Seungmin: and you can't spell "go f*ck yourself" without "f*ck you" !
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Binnie: hey guys, I just discovered a new drug. it's called "your relationship" and I high on it.
*minsung confused*
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Changbin: hey you should just run. going to meetings, writing stuff down, you love that nerd stuff.
Chan: writing things down is nerdy? what do you do?
Changbin: I just forget stuff, like a cool person.
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Chan: Han, we need to talk.
Han: I know, you're not mad, you're just disappointed.
Chan: I'm actually both mad AND disappointed.
Han: What? you can't be both. you're either mad dad or sad dad, pick a lane!
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Han: I love you. so much.
Minho: aw, I love you so much too.
Changbin: *appearing between them* I love this so much.
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Han: I wasn't hurt that badly. the doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood is supposed to be.
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Felix: if I run and leap at Binnie, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. Coming in! *runs to changbin*
Changbin: NO I am holding coffee !! *drops the mug and catch him*
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Han: I gotta go *gets up to leave*
Hyunjin: Aren't you forgetting something?
Han: uh... *kiss on the forehead*
Hyunjin: No! pay your bill! who raised you?!
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Chan: I seem to have sent them a digital ph*llus portrait.
Felix: a digital ph*llus portrait ? what is that? oh no, you sent them a d!ck pick.
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Han: okay I know this tone. here comes petty Seungmin.
Seungmin: nah b!tch, I'm not getting petty.
Han: you just said "nah b!tch" !?
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Chan: what did you say ?
Jeongin: don't say it again.
Seungmin: I said you two need to bone.
Chan: How... dare you Seungmin? I am your HYUNG.
*5min later*
Chan: BONE!!!???
*10min later*
Chan: what happened in my bedroom, Seungmin, is none of your business.
*21 min later*
Chan: bOoOoOoOoOonNnNeE?!
*40min later*
Chan: don't ever speak to me like that again.
Jeongin: *whispering* why did you do that?...
Seungmin: dude was pent up. now he knows. problem solved.
