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Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited; imagination encircles the world.

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Jay: The doc said I'm perfectly fine. Except for this burn scar. And this broken rib... which is right next to two other broken ribs.

Voight: Did he clear you or not?

Jay: He did not! [claps hands] Let's get to work!

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Jay: Do you know why koalas aren’t classified as bears?

Will: Because they’re marsupials.

Jay:

Will:

Jay, walking away and mumbling under his breath: Because they’re marsupials- NO, IT’S BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION.

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*at the police station*

Jay: I’m here for Will.

deputy: Will, surname?

Jay: You must be new here.

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Jay: FOUR MONTHS

Will: Jay, it's not that big of a deal-

Jay: You watched me water a FAKE PLANT

Jay: For FOUR MONTHS

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Connor: Why is Jay always doing the laundry so loudly?

Will: To let everyone know that no one helps in this apartment.

Jay, in the distance: [slams the washing machine shut]

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Jay: Thanks, Dad

Jay: ...

Jay: Why is everyone staring at me?

Hailey: You just called Voight, dad; you said thanks, dad.

Jay: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.

Voight: Do you see me as a father figure, Halstead?

Jay: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Hailey: Hey, show your father some respect!

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Adam: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?

Jay: *imitates Trudy* Hey chuckles, what do you think you're doing here?

Trudy: Hey chuckles, what do you think you're doing here?

Jay: I CONJURED HER

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Criminal: We have your brother.

Jay: Let me speak to him

Criminal: Go ahead, you’re on speaker.

Jay: Dumbass

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Jay: Road work ahead?? UHH yeah, I sure hope it DOES

Hailey in passenger seat, clenching her fists: PLEASE stop saying that every time you see that sign, its giving me anxiety

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Voight: Did you have to punch him?!

Jay: You didn't hear what he said!

Voight: What did he say?

Jay: "What are you going to do, punch me?"

Voight:

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I’M OFFICIALLY BACK!!

I’m so sorry I haven’t been on in I can’t even remember how long now! I have been away in America for 6 weeks! It was suppose to be 2 weeks a week in Vegas whilst my sister got married and a week vacation to LA for universal and Disney but me and my friend decided to go on and went on a further 4 weeks so stayed in LA for a further week got a lot more done then proceeded to travel back to Vegas since we were so gutted we never had time in the week we were there to do the grand canyon and the hoover damn AND then we went further and drove 8 hours to San Francisco LOOOOL It was seriously the best 6 weeks of my life I saw sooo much and it’s such a different way of life from here in the UK!  I am so glad we decided to stay on and do more it was such a once in a life time thing I probably wont go back again it was 11 hour flight and I did not handle the flight very well i’m terrified of flying so it was awful which was also a plus side to staying a further 4 weeks haha

needless to stay i’m skint now luckily I saved up a lot of money to go or I wouldn’t of been able to go (It helped i’m such a cheapskate who wont spend her money hahahahaha..though I did in USA for once..yaya me looool) and the last couple of weeks i’ve been getting back to life here the 8 hours ahead difference so trying to sleep at normal times again and back to work etc and now i’m back and i’m finally able to come on here and in the “normal life again haha

anyhoo long story short i’m back and back to stay now and I mean it this time! promise :D! 

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new URL (kinda)

batmysticaldeerstudent - itsabromancelife

Damn it feels good to be back to my original URL I missed it heaps and I feel more confident to go back to it after everything FINALLY! 

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when the antag is about to stab a character and the sharp object is super close to the characters face/chest but theyre grabbing the antags hand and forcing it back with all their strenght 

bonus points if the character is on the floor and the antag is straddling them, holding the sharp object with both hands

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Is requests open the now?

Yeah! feel free to request something! As long as I have the movie/tv series I am happy to make anything :D

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3x06 be silent and come out.

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Is anybody else having issues with their dash loading? I have been back for days now and haven’t reblogged anything..but not from a lack of trying..it’s just I can’t see anything NOTHING will load it just keeps loading and loading and not showing anything it’s driving me mad..whether it’s my internet or not idk..

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aliceinwhumperland replied to your post: So I just realized it’s the 13th of June which...

Scotland would be a much nicer place to get married than Vegas.

I agree. But apparently my say doesn’t count lol.