fine dwarven crafts

[greelin]

no i don’t have plans later. i will, however, be taking extensive poison damage periodically for the foreseeable future. but beyond that my schedule is totally open

[greelin]

if you hear me going “haugh.” or perhaps “augh” every so often and see me doubling over. well. Don’t even worry about it.

[thehappysmiler]

NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS

[sexysilverstrider]

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

[medusasstory]

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.

[sealedbeastnue]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[lycanthrology]

love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that celebrity tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kosmogrl]

unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs unmovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)

[gorbling]

you go to block a porn bot and it has a picture of you as its icon

[gorbling]

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

nobody is coming to save you. get up

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[unrinconmas]

[sexboozeandgaming]

[paladitos]

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

[paladitos]

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

[paladitos]

[grimelords]

[pinksweet]

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm

[knife-ass]

[yesterdaysprint]

Arizona Republic, Phoenix, September 20, 1942

[itskyalenotkyle]

Games that let you have maximum stealth… He needs a show lol

[sexwitsockson]

I refuse to believe this isnt about skyrim