ItsActuallyLance

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Hello there everyone! So lately, I've gotten into roleplay and other things, and was wondering if anyone would like to. Here are my requests from you and my requirements!

I don't mind NS/FW roleplaying, but if you're going to commit to it.. just know it'll happen.

If we do fluff, please make it cute. Also, I'd appreciate it if the characters are friends ay some point in the roleplay if we go to #1.

I usually do face claims for my characters as well as a basic ref sheet. It's very helpful for getting to know your OCs! (Just know it's optional, but it's really useful.)

Also I'd appreciate an age range of your OCs. It's very useful to know what type of rp we're doing, considering there is no p3dophil1a condoned on this blog. Thank you very much, and I look forward to RPing with you guys!

♡

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Okay but the masculine urge to watch the last of us without crying is getting to me because now I'm watching world war z and laughing at any minor inconvenience because when something happens I do this little satanic giggle while shouting at the TV "OH GREAT HEAVENS" because it's the only thing keeping me sane other than watching zombie movies while working on reference sheets for my characters in a animation series little shebang

But also, the feminine urge to cry beautifully to my favorite character's deaths and even draw spreadsheets of their aesthetics because they mean that much to me and I could never bear to lose them

Then ANOTHER, the androgynous urge to sit and watch videos about frogs and to just sit outside with the wind whispering in my ears and fluffing my hair, all whilst making a flower crown for my lovely dear Apollo (or as people know, my cat.)

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Holy balls these neighbors give me a literal 4 season sitcom half the time and then there's just this 10 hour video of

what the actual fuck is wrong with you guys

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I'm sitting on my bed rn and I just heard my male neighbor start coughing outside my window. Me, a simple little autistic baby with raging curiosity, opens Tumblr and starts typing this up. Now, he just screamed / yelled (probably at his phone or wife, it's a natural occurrence): " you think that's okay?" and, in the loudest, five year old rage type of yell, he screams, pardon my french, "FUCK YOUUUUU" and then slams his truck's door.

He also went upstairs, opened the door, slammed that door, and I now am hearing loud arguing, and even worse, a really, REALLY loud thud, which was followed by another, and then it was followed by screaming from his wife and then their dog starts barking.

Also! They stopped screaming (for now) and I heard him ask her in a really weird tone "why would you do that?" She has yet to answer. Now I heard heavy footsteps above me and they traced back to above the kitchen. Then there was a louder thud, so I'm guessing she dropped something there?

Well this is fabulous, he is now telling her to "get the fuck up and actually work, he works and does everything for her and she spends it on drinking, clubs, ect. ect." He even said that she has him 'fucked up'. Now she's crying, because I heard a sad wail.

Ah great! She said "you do all this for me and get another girl pregnant! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALOOOOOONE"

He's just shouting "IT'S OUR FUCKING HOUSE! IT'S OUR! FUCKING! HOUSE!"

oh my God there was a really loud thud and now she's crying really badly, and he hopped in his truck and left the apartment in a hurry, and she's upstairs sobbing and holy shit I was expecting this to be your average "oh haha funny neighbor argue!! Nothing bad's gonna happen" and I am INCREDIBLY WRONG-

TL;DR - funny neighbor stuff turned horribly wrong now my neighbors are most likely getting a divorce

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I'm fucking losing it Ellie is my spirit animal

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Woohoo! More prompts. Semi-chaotic(?)

1.

"I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY COULDN'T SEE"

"YOU FUCKING DUMBASS YOU'RE THE ONE YELLING"

"both of you just SHUT UP!"

2.

"Quick question: hypothetically if someone were to.. again hypothetically speaking, if someone were to have been stabbed in the stomach or whatever, would that be fatal?"

person 2 just looks up all confused

"..Why?"

"it's just hypothetical."

"yeah, it could be fatal."

"mk."

proceeds to fall face first

3.

"MOM SOMETHING IS MOVING IN THE CLOSET"

mom walks in with a rifle

"get out of the closet Randy. I swear to God stop antagonizing my kiddo, he's trying to FUCKING SLEEP"

a little ghost peeks out of the closet and disappears

4.

Semi trigger warning for homophobia?

"Get these gays out of our state!"

Person A shows up and starts violently swearing at them and beating them with a pride flag

5.

"Hey (Person B)? So if my pasta was just, like if it just started laughing, what would happen?"

"...do you have Ghostbusters on speed dial?"

6.

"What is wrong with you?"

"uh, what do you mean?"

"your air conditioner is on and it's -17 degrees fahrenheit outside."

"oh! So that's what's making that noise!"

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"The blood on his face sparked something within me. I don't know how, or even what it was. When he wiped it away with just his thumb and glanced to me with a smile, my heart leapt into my throat. What a weird feeling for someone without one."

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Broken family au

"I can't believe you just fucking said that. Who are you? You are DAMN well not my mom. Or my dad. Whatever the hell you are, don't talk to me. I'm not your kid anymore" au

"why can't you be satisfied with anything I do? I try and try and get this! I TRY to please you because that's the only form of affection I could ever get, and even then it's not good enough for you! There's always something to critique! Just please, please listen to me and try to love me" au

"mom, dad found a gun again. 'you know the routine, (A). Same as yesterday.' okay mum! (b)! Let's play hide and seek! The people in uniforms are the people who win!" au

"I don't even know why I bother anymore. I try to make a better life for you and all I get in return is hate! I won't even bother anymore. Fucking disappointment" au

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(Person A was fighting off a zombie and got bit in the process. Person B doesn't know that Person A is immune and is treating it like they've always done.)

Person B: *sets Person A down, slumped up against a stone pillar* holy- holy shit! (A) you were supposed to be careful! *Literally crying*

Person A: *heaving n coughing up blood* I really, really did try, (B).

Person B: well you didn't try hard enough! If you did we wouldn't be in this situation! *tears off a piece of their shirt to try and use it as a bandage*

Person A: huh.. *they laugh a little*

Person B: what's so funny? *They look up in a panicked state*

Person B: people who get bit are usually turned now. Right?

Person A: ...don't fucking tell me you're immune.

Person B: *grins this toothy mfing grin*

Person A: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I JUST TORE MY CHANEL SHIRT TO TRY SAVING YOUR DUMB ASS

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Theme: *zombie apocalypse*

(A + B are sitting on a tall wall and heaving after a narrow escape with a zombie mob)

-random zombie dude stalking by on the sidewalk-

Person A: Aye, (B)

Person B: Huh- Yeah?

Person A: if that dude over there wasn't dead, or like- trying to eat us alive, he'd be kinda fine

*like, a whole 1 minute pause*

Person B: ...dude

Person A: yeah?

Person B: ...that's gay

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Hey there, stranger. Thanks for meeting me, and I loved meeting you. I make writing prompts or simple sentence starters, so hopefully you gain something from reading my posts. Bye, stranger.

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