CRYSTAL CHILD.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[samael]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[inspredwood]

[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

[gearholder]

[havitacionpropia-blog]

[ammit420]

“tell us about your tattoos”

“ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die”

[2seat]

[tatsandpussycats]

pilot pilot pilot pilot pilot pilot pilot 

pilot pilot pilot pilot pilot pilot pilot 

pilot pilot pilot pilot pilot pilot pilot 

[make-these-high-heels-work-deac]

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[emo-kass-blog]

Maroon Maroon Maroon Maroon Maroon

[tatsandpussycats]

direction

[lixnskin]

sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum sum

[iim-a-gonerr]

Sos sos sos sos sos

[m-nsuga]

eye blind eye blind eye blind

[lodn75-blog]

what the hell is wrong with you people God dammit

[thetravelmug]

ive never heard of that band

[memewhore]

[itsadesertoutthere-blog]

@bagelsoverboys

[thetrippytrip]

$29 eyeshadow ☠ ☠ ☠

[fomysquad]

When the crackers too salty

[its1130andtheclubisjumping-deac]

[absentlyabbie]

should i be in bed? yes

am i? hell no

[coffeebuddha]

should i be in bed? no

am i? hell yes

[rosworms-is-shadowbanned]

Maui is not obese

Maui is a powerful demigod. Big and strong and… oh, you think he looks fat?

That’s probably because you’ve been conditioned by the media to accept this

as what strong and fit looks like. Amiright?

Sadly… these guys are not all that strong. Yeah, they got muscles… but they aren’t built in a useful way. They are built for looks and that’s about it.

This… 

is a strong guy. Actually a competitor in the Strongman competition. But… his tummy sticks out and he doesn’t look like a Dorito. 

You know who else is strong?

These guys…

And Maui…

Look at those arms, omg. And that solid, sturdy torso. You can see a shadow where his meat covers his ribs, but he doesn’t look like any slouch to me.

And this guy…

That’s Dwayne Johnson’s grandfather. When the Disney animators showed him their sketches of Maui, he pulled out a picture of his grandfather and showed it to them because he was amazed how similar they looked. This dude was also a pro wrestler.

There’s actually a great infographic about ab muscles and stuff over HERE. but this is the part i want to show you.

Now… look at Maui again.

That thickness don’t move like fat. It doesn’t jiggle and he’s able to flex it. Look at how it sits on his body. It doesn’t sag… he doesn’t have a gut. There’s even a slight V shape to his torso.

It’s just big and not ‘defined’.

And people aren’t used to that.

(sorry, this isn’t the most organized post… i kinda just let it all spill out)

[thingstolovefor]

#Love it!

[lagonegirl]

[h0odrich]

okay but honestly definitely left

[pussylipgloss]

pop your own cherry like…. never give anyone that satisfaction

[text-mode]

The Morris worm or Internet worm of November 2, 1988 was one of the first computer worms distributed via the Internet. It was written by a student at Cornell University, Robert Tappan Morris, and launched on November 2, 1988 from MIT.

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

[smolmzd-deactivated20150612]

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

[undergroundmonorail]

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

[ayellowbirds]

The best part, from the wiki article: “According to its creator, the Morris worm was not written to cause damage, but to gauge the size of the Internet.”

It was intended to do good, but the programmer made a mistake and it got out of hand, becoming viral.

[dr-archeville]

R̴͓̮͈̞̿͐͛̏̒͂͊̾ͅE͉̝͍̹̣̺̿͗͟͝L̶͖̫͇͙̬ͬ͗͌͘E̻͔̳ͪͭ̑̔̉̉̑ͣ͝͝ͅẢ̲̳̝̗̮ͩS̼̮̠̦͍͈̳̝ͮ̌ͯͯ̌͆͗͠ͅEͦ̎̊͏̪͙̤̦͈̯̱͞͠ ̱̃ͥ̆̄M̛̝̘̺̥̙̱͚ͣ̋͊̚E̪̮͍̘̟̟͚͖͐

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

the year is 28AW (after worm) and the effects are still being felt 

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0]

[brocolinana]

Villa Escudero Waterfall Restaurant in San Pablo City, Philippines

[ourstrangeduet]

Men are bus schedules

[itsadesertoutthere-blog]

@bagelsoverboys