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Jordyn/24/Maryland.

[k-eke]

Relax and have a spoopy massage.

[toastbutteregg]

not really for me what about u all?

[stonebutchcowboy]

Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

[everythingfox]

“This is Lola. She likes cheese.”

(via)

[upclassydndname]

M I N D L E S S   L U S T

[fuks]

[theoppositeofadults]

i’m………

[tredlocity]

[vxinri]

[arandomthot]

Just adding insult to injury at this point

[igmakeup]

[quotemadness]

“These are the days that must happen to you.”

— Walt Whitman

[denisvilleneuve]

imagine if tumblr actually like… loaded content. wouldn’t that be a concept

[opossummypossum]

“Opossums are ugly” Excuse you

[jamesrhodey-deactivated20171030]

me, a broke college student, trying to treat my friends

[klaw]

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

[mewsicalmiss]

Please tell me this is our timeline

[oneheadtoanother]

[hype]

[fan-troll]

this pepper is way too small

[direhuman]

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

[direhuman]

because he’s a little chili