Diary of a Twenty-Something Disaster

i suck

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Does Hello Kitty and Friends (cir. 1990) count as anime?

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Update: Google says yes

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Does Hello Kitty and Friends (cir. 1990) count as anime?

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Bluey ROCKS

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looking back on my old posts this blog has seemed to become an unhinged movie opinion blog so…give me recommendations on movies i need to have opinions on

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i know i’m v behind but i just watched jurassic world dominion and i have one opinion:

the og trio is hands down the best part of this movie

i will not be taking criticism at this time

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after having been re-introduce to the world of gummy candy I have ranked the last 3 gummy snacks based on my favorite to least favorite. I will not be taking opinions or recommendations.

All-time-favorite: Sour Gummi Worms by favorite day from Target

Runner Up: Gummi Worms by favorite day from Target

Third-Place: Gummi Bears by favorite day from Target

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dudes the song “i want a hippopotamus for christmas” is like so fucking unhinged i can’t believe it’s a real song

and i LOVE it it’s so funny i sing it all the tik

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the secret to being a vegetarian for 10 years?

spite

you tell me i couldn’t do it?

bitch, watch me

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when did you guys start to realize that buzzfeed unsolved: supernatural was going to become absolutely unhinged?

for me it was the Bobby Mackey’s episode with the devil hole.

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i’m not saying my life has been pretty shit since jenna marbles left youtube

but

my life has been pretty shit since jenna marbles left youtube

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i start a new job on monday

please send me all the positive vibezzzz you can it’s be much appreciated

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Job Update!!!

Things are great, people are nice, they have taco salads in the cafeteria every Thursday. What more could a girl ask for?

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this may be tmi but does anyone wear pants that are like so tight (accidentally or whatever) and like the shit feels like it’s being squeezed out of you?

Yeah it’s probably just me

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i start a new job on monday

please send me all the positive vibezzzz you can it’s be much appreciated

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i love a good summer thunderstorm except when it brings SEVERE TORNADO WARNINGS and gives me crippling anxiety that builds on top of my already developed anxiety to make it ✨spicy✨ anxiety

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i have watched avengers endgame so many times and i still cry at tony’s death and funeral scenes like a little bitch ass baby every. single. time.

and then i can’t finish the movie so i don’t actually remember anything that happens after the funeral scene

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anybody else just feel absolutely betrayed and fucking wrecked by their cats after you’ve spent like ten minutes pouring your heart and soul into telling them how much you love them and shot and then they just fucking smack you with their paw and run away like wtf is up with that

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my toxic trait is looking through my snap memories and smiling at pictures of my cat and missing her sweet face even though she’s downstairs