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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
The Legend of Vox Machina + Troubled Birds
actually im curious now. reblog and put in the tags if you knew clovers bloomed into flowers or not
they look like this btw
WDYM ??????? IVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFOR EWHAT
You’ve never seen it before bc everyone in Suburbia mows them down or uses weed killer to eradicate them, not realizing they naturally only grow 3-4” tall and make good lawns because they prevent erosion, foster bee populations, and nitrogenize the soil.
There’s a purple variety that’s larger.
I used to go pick wild flower bouquets as a kid, and I used these and the purple ones as filler all the time
My backyard was covered in these when I was a kid and I loved watching bumblebees bounce around all day
Sometimes I want to get people to listen to The Ballad of Bigfoot with no context whatsoever.
Not that I think the context makes things less chaotic and wild as fuck but still.
I want people to experience
"Bigfoot turns around... And he has a Gun."
With knowing even less about Bigfoot in this universe.
And we’ve got Merle, the last of our Tres Horny Boys, for a hypothetical Adventure Zone platform fighter moveset.
Merle is a tricky character, as several of his moves have an element of chance to them. He’s on the slower and heavier side, but if you’re good at playing the odds, he can be pretty hard to knock out.
Merle’s neutral special usually heals him for a small amount of damage. However there is a small chance of getting a critical failure, which will damage Merle (and anybody quite close to him) a decent amount. The odds of a crit fail increase the more frequently you use this move.
Merle’s up special causes him to shout “hang ten!” and fly upwards at an angle. Merle’s down special summons Della Reese, who will shadow Merle for a short time. Della will echo most of Merle’s standard attacks, essentially increasing his damage and range while she’s active.
Merle’s forward special let’s him swing forward with either Lil’ Choppy, Smusher, or the Adamant Spanner. Similar to his neutral special, you have decent odds of rolling the Adamant Spanner at first, but if you use the move too much, the weaker options become more common.
Merle’s finale summons Pan. Pan follows Merle around for a short time, healing him while also doing damage to anybody who gets too close.
If you are in need of dopamine, listen to Sawbones Ep. 101, Timestamp 20:35 about how Justin and Sydney met and fell in love. Does not disappoint
Wonderful! ep. 22 has a similar moment at 21:49 between Rachel and Griffin, cute as shit, would HIGHLY recommend listening.
Shmanners “First Dates” starting at 31:08 trav and teresa talk about getting together and it’s a mess but adorable
this is also how i became a leftist after being raising very traditional/conservative/catholic tbh
hearing them break down ‘bad’ leftist ideas and i was just sitting there waiting for the bad part that didn’t come…and i’m like….yes? you should probably give free lunches to kids when their parents can’t afford to feed them dinner? why do you not want this?
trying to figure out politics was me just moving further to the left the more i learned about pretty much every single issue because of the traditional/catholic parts of my upbringing which is why i’m so baffled that so much of my family falls much more red than blue and i’ll probably never understand how that happened
i’ve had family straight up ask me why i support programs like free lunch and i had to explain that i support them because they taught me that i should care about other people and try to make the world a better place and the golden rule…they never seem to have an answer for when i ask them back why they don’t support those same programs
Fan cast for taz amnesty
Nick Offerman as Duck Newton
Jack Black as Ned Chicane
Amandla Stenberg as Aubrey Little
Maybe part two later
This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this
I finally fixed the clock in the kitchen today
We’re gonna find that place you belong, and they’re gonna take real good care of you. Plus, I can’t train you. You’re too powerful. Don’t you wanna learn more about that Jedi stuff? THE MANDALORIAN (S2, Chapter 14 - The Tragedy)
Ya know that thing that they say about childhood trauma? How it tends to make you forget what actually happened in your childhood, or whatever? Because you're blocking it out. Or something like that. Whatever, Taako's not a mental health professional, he sure as hell doesn't know. But Taako does very much know that his childhood must have been super fucked up because he can barely remember having one, at all.
It's not like he has no memories of it. Like, he remembers his aunt. His aunt was good, she had a solid presence in his mind most of the time. There were a few cousins in between and, of course, Grandpa Tostada. He remembers being on the road and struggling to find food for him and- ...himself.
He remembers that one time he got really really sick and he doesn't know how he survived, just that he wound up in a hospital one day. Someone had their arms around his neck, and he didn't know who they were, but he felt like he could trust them as they said, "I didn't know what else to do, Taako, you were dying-"
He remembers not having to pay that bill. It wouldn't have been all that much, to begin with, but the staff let them Taako off the hook, probably because of how obvious it was that he really couldn't afford it.
The memories don't clear up until about six years ago. In fact, the earliest thing he could recall with clarity was-
...Clarity wasn't the word to describe it. Taako doesn't really know if it was real, or not. He had been kneeling on a polished floor, staring blankly over the rails of this high-up space, watching someone fall. He had his wand in his hand, and it was smoldering. There was a certainty that Taako has killed that man and he doesn't know why it didn't feel bad. There was something like relief in watching him fall. Knowing he doomed that person.
Taako was- he was kinda fucked up, but he wouldn't just kill someone without a purpose. He's convinced himself that that's where the relief comes from- that man was going to hurt him. He was doing himself a favor.
The next memory was him waking up in his stagecoach and, well, here he was.
"Taako," someone put a hand on his shoulder. Taako jumps and pushes his elbow back into their chest before drawing his wand, readying his spell-
Taako was not a murderer. Sazed startles, wheezing as he backs away with his hands up.
"Geez, Taako, calm down," he says, slowly lowering his hands to rub one of his ribs.
"My bad, my man," Taako says easily, shaking off the anxiety. He slips his wand back into its holster. "What's up?"
"Show starts in three minutes," Sazed says, checking his watch. Now that Taako was focused in again, he could hear the mild chatter from outside the wagon. "Everyone who bought a ticket is here-"
"All forty?" Taako asks. "Hell fuckin' yeah."
"Hell fuckin' yeah, indeed," Sazed says, with notably less enthusiasm. "Look, Taako, whatever happens out there just know that, uh. You've had a real good run so far. I'm sure this show will be just- just as fantastic as the rest, yeah?"
"Uh, yeah," Taako says. "Of course it'll be. I'm Taako? Ya know, f-"
"From TV, yeah," Sazed says tightly. "Just- go get 'em. I'll bring you stuff when you need me to."
"I know how my show works, compadre," Taako says.
The red curtains of the stagecoach opened wide and Taako thinks, just for a second, about the man falling away from him. He shuts it out with his best showman grin and shouts to the crowd,
"Is Glammer Springs ready to taste the most ah-mazing food they've ever had?!"
Taako's not a murderer. And he doesn't have time to think about memories that might not even be real as the crowd shouts back.
light em up
"hey are you still crying about Magnus Burnsides even though it's been literal years?" Me furiously wiping my eyes: no what the fuck
All exits are not made equal…
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Did it hurt? When you found out Griffin had a whole arc planned about Magnus and Kravitz traversing the astral plane?
The Director leans forward over her desk, her face drawn and intent. “So I suppose you’re wondering why I called you three in h–”
“Actually, Madam Director,” Taako interrupts, “I’m wondering how you got this lavender tea so right.”
The Director blinks. “I simmer the lavender blossoms in a saucepan with water and honey, because I’m not a fucking barbarian. Twenty minutes, dash of vanilla, the whole thing. Anyway–”
“It’s good tea,” Merle pipes up.
“Thanks, Merle. So–”
“Hold up, hold up. Holllld up.” Taako actually raises his hand. “How– okay, I mean, what the hell, that’s exactly how I make lavender tea, how’d you know?”
“I know everything, I’m the Director.”
“Are you spying on us?” Magnus says, suddenly interested.
“I can, uh, no, I can’t confirm that, or, deny, that horrific breach of employer-employee confidentiality. I probably just know that stuff because of all the cool superpowers you get when you’re in charge of a secret moon-based operation.”
Merle waves his hand enthusiastically. “Hey, what’s tattooed on my butt!”
“Kenny Chesney, which I know on account of you came into my actual office with your whole entire ass hanging out.”
“It was like three quarters, max,” Magnus says. “Hey, what’s my favorite tea?”
“You think tea is for chumps.”
“I do,” Magnus says, earnestly pleased.
“Does anyone have any non-tea related questions?”
Merle waves his hand again. “Do you know about our secret st—“
“Taped under Magnus’s bed. Yes.”
“Aw,” Magnus says to his tea.
“For someone with such extensive woodworking proficiency, I really thought you’d have, like, a secret drawer somewhere,” the Director says thoughtfully.
“Hey, taped under the mattress is a classic,” Taako says.
“It’s very, mm, very college hijinks, reminiscent, very Animal House.”
“Bullshit, you never watched Animal House,” Merle says.
“I may— I might have. You don’t know.”
“Name one— name one scene! Just one! Gimme a quote!”
“I don’t have to, because I’m your boss. Can I get back to telling you about your new incredibly important mission to save the whole— basically the whole entire world, already, or do you want to waste more time playing Fantasy fucking Trivia?”
The three Reclaimers look at each other, and then Taako uses mage hand to pour himself more lavender tea.
“What’s Merle’s favorite tea?” he asks, grinning, and the Director drops her face into her hands.
“Chamomile,” she says, in the grave, sorrowing tones of one who must bear the unbearable, year after thankless fucking year. “He thinks it’s sexy.”
