☁︎ AILEON’S ABODE ☁︎

😎 AILEON STENDAHL | 🤟 HE/THEY | 🙁 MINOR | 🧠 STENDAHL AGENT (ARAVIS STANS WILL BE BANNED ARRESTED THEN SENT TO HELL!!!)

[itsayyleon]

Well At Least He Is Not Texting Here

#AravisSucks #Hater

[itsayyleon]

WHY ARE ALL THE ADULTS AROUND ME SO OBSESSED WITH MY LOVE LIFE????!

my grandpops and grandma came to visit and i KID YOU NOT THR FIRST THING GRANDMA SAY S TO Me iS “so Adreon 🤨 do you have a girlfriend? 🤭” that is NOT my name!!!!!!!!

its okay though because ARAVIS WAS THE NEXT TO BE QUESTIONED AND IT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS DIABOLIFCAL SHIT EVAR 😂😂🤣🤣😂 “how about you arvis? where is your girlfriend? 😊” this BITCH JUST STANDS RHERE MOUTH WIDE OPEN LOOKING AT AUDRIN and auds my man my favorite older brother auds doez NOT help this guy OUT LMAO

its ok becaseus arvis has ME so i go “No but he has a BOYFRIEND!” and my granny is like “oh…. Okay! I did not expect that but i hope we can meet him soon! 🙂” How could ya not expect that this guy is zestful all throughout.

and its NOT FUCKING OVERR because while we’re eating my grandpops asks me “AILEON. WHY DOES A HANDSOME SMART YOUNG MAN LIKE YOU NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.” and while I AM HANDSOME AND SMART i just think these wuesrions are annoying as fuck 😐😑😐 what am i SUPPOPSEJED TO SAY TO THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 so i just go “I DONT KNOW GRANDPOPS!!!! BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE ROMANCE IS FOR LOSERS!” and i think he nearly had a heart attack

he’s okay though bevause five minutes after he goes “HEY what about that NYGAARD GIRL?” and at this point i will temporarily take back every bad thing ive said abuot audsy because my SAVIOUR he says “Grandpops. Aileon has been too busy working on the missing cases to be focusing on other things.” How TRUE!!!

[kirottu-x]

kompis, i believe you might be at that stage in your life where it’s expected to have “crushes” and to be in relationships.

[itsayyleon]

ITS SO STUPID 😭😭😭😭😭😭 SORRY GRANDPARENTS BUT APPARENTLY I AM JUST INCAPABLE OF LOVING PEOPLE 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

[kirottu-x]

do not worry, kompis. when i was not much younger than you, there was someone who had these types of feelings for me. i didnt realize at all. until it was too late.

through all my travels, ive grown to believe that no mortal (or immortal, for that matter) is incapable of love. there are different types of love, and we may feel those differently. but love as a whole? it exists in all of us. i’m certain you will find it one day, kompis— even if it is not in the form you expect.

[itsayyleon]

🥺

[itsayyleon]

whyd i do that EW. THANKZ THO KOMPIS! you should be a poet or something

[itsayyleon]

WHY ARE ALL THE ADULTS AROUND ME SO OBSESSED WITH MY LOVE LIFE????!

my grandpops and grandma came to visit and i KID YOU NOT THR FIRST THING GRANDMA SAY S TO Me iS “so Adreon 🤨 do you have a girlfriend? 🤭” that is NOT my name!!!!!!!!

its okay though because ARAVIS WAS THE NEXT TO BE QUESTIONED AND IT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS DIABOLIFCAL SHIT EVAR 😂😂🤣🤣😂 “how about you arvis? where is your girlfriend? 😊” this BITCH JUST STANDS RHERE MOUTH WIDE OPEN LOOKING AT AUDRIN and auds my man my favorite older brother auds doez NOT help this guy OUT LMAO

its ok becaseus arvis has ME so i go “No but he has a BOYFRIEND!” and my granny is like “oh…. Okay! I did not expect that but i hope we can meet him soon! 🙂” How could ya not expect that this guy is zestful all throughout.

and its NOT FUCKING OVERR because while we’re eating my grandpops asks me “AILEON. WHY DOES A HANDSOME SMART YOUNG MAN LIKE YOU NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.” and while I AM HANDSOME AND SMART i just think these wuesrions are annoying as fuck 😐😑😐 what am i SUPPOPSEJED TO SAY TO THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 so i just go “I DONT KNOW GRANDPOPS!!!! BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE ROMANCE IS FOR LOSERS!” and i think he nearly had a heart attack

he’s okay though bevause five minutes after he goes “HEY what about that NYGAARD GIRL?” and at this point i will temporarily take back every bad thing ive said abuot audsy because my SAVIOUR he says “Grandpops. Aileon has been too busy working on the missing cases to be focusing on other things.” How TRUE!!!

[kirottu-x]

kompis, i believe you might be at that stage in your life where it’s expected to have “crushes” and to be in relationships.

[itsayyleon]

ITS SO STUPID 😭😭😭😭😭😭 SORRY GRANDPARENTS BUT APPARENTLY I AM JUST INCAPABLE OF LOVING PEOPLE 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

[kirottu-x]

do not worry, kompis. when i was not much younger than you, there was someone who had these types of feelings for me. i didnt realize at all. until it was too late.

through all my travels, ive grown to believe that no mortal (or immortal, for that matter) is incapable of love. there are different types of love, and we may feel those differently. but love as a whole? it exists in all of us. i’m certain you will find it one day, kompis— even if it is not in the form you expect.

[itsayyleon]

🥺

[itsayyleon]

WHY ARE ALL THE ADULTS AROUND ME SO OBSESSED WITH MY LOVE LIFE????!

my grandpops and grandma came to visit and i KID YOU NOT THR FIRST THING GRANDMA SAY S TO Me iS “so Adreon 🤨 do you have a girlfriend? 🤭” that is NOT my name!!!!!!!!

its okay though because ARAVIS WAS THE NEXT TO BE QUESTIONED AND IT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS DIABOLIFCAL SHIT EVAR 😂😂🤣🤣😂 “how about you arvis? where is your girlfriend? 😊” this BITCH JUST STANDS RHERE MOUTH WIDE OPEN LOOKING AT AUDRIN and auds my man my favorite older brother auds doez NOT help this guy OUT LMAO

its ok becaseus arvis has ME so i go “No but he has a BOYFRIEND!” and my granny is like “oh…. Okay! I did not expect that but i hope we can meet him soon! 🙂” How could ya not expect that this guy is zestful all throughout.

and its NOT FUCKING OVERR because while we’re eating my grandpops asks me “AILEON. WHY DOES A HANDSOME SMART YOUNG MAN LIKE YOU NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.” and while I AM HANDSOME AND SMART i just think these wuesrions are annoying as fuck 😐😑😐 what am i SUPPOPSEJED TO SAY TO THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 so i just go “I DONT KNOW GRANDPOPS!!!! BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE ROMANCE IS FOR LOSERS!” and i think he nearly had a heart attack

he’s okay though bevause five minutes after he goes “HEY what about that NYGAARD GIRL?” and at this point i will temporarily take back every bad thing ive said abuot audsy because my SAVIOUR he says “Grandpops. Aileon has been too busy working on the missing cases to be focusing on other things.” How TRUE!!!

[kirottu-x]

kompis, i believe you might be at that stage in your life where it’s expected to have “crushes” and to be in relationships.

[itsayyleon]

ITS SO STUPID 😭😭😭😭😭😭 SORRY GRANDPARENTS BUT APPARENTLY I AM JUST INCAPABLE OF LOVING PEOPLE 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

[itsayyleon]

WHY ARE ALL THE ADULTS AROUND ME SO OBSESSED WITH MY LOVE LIFE????!

my grandpops and grandma came to visit and i KID YOU NOT THR FIRST THING GRANDMA SAY S TO Me iS “so Adreon 🤨 do you have a girlfriend? 🤭” that is NOT my name!!!!!!!!

its okay though because ARAVIS WAS THE NEXT TO BE QUESTIONED AND IT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS DIABOLIFCAL SHIT EVAR 😂😂🤣🤣😂 “how about you arvis? where is your girlfriend? 😊” this BITCH JUST STANDS RHERE MOUTH WIDE OPEN LOOKING AT AUDRIN and auds my man my favorite older brother auds doez NOT help this guy OUT LMAO

its ok becaseus arvis has ME so i go “No but he has a BOYFRIEND!” and my granny is like “oh…. Okay! I did not expect that but i hope we can meet him soon! 🙂” How could ya not expect that this guy is zestful all throughout.

and its NOT FUCKING OVERR because while we’re eating my grandpops asks me “AILEON. WHY DOES A HANDSOME SMART YOUNG MAN LIKE YOU NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.” and while I AM HANDSOME AND SMART i just think these wuesrions are annoying as fuck 😐😑😐 what am i SUPPOPSEJED TO SAY TO THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 so i just go “I DONT KNOW GRANDPOPS!!!! BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE ROMANCE IS FOR LOSERS!” and i think he nearly had a heart attack

he’s okay though bevause five minutes after he goes “HEY what about that NYGAARD GIRL?” and at this point i will temporarily take back every bad thing ive said abuot audsy because my SAVIOUR he says “Grandpops. Aileon has been too busy working on the missing cases to be focusing on other things.” How TRUE!!!

[itsayyleon]

@kirottu-x hey i’ve always wondered, what’s up with the pfp??? Is that what you look like

[itsayyleon]

could someone explain why women are so awesome and audrin stendahl is not?? We were at dinner with some of mom’s friends and i just wanted ONE DRINK ONE LITTLE SIP OF HALMSTEAD VODKA and mister favorite son goes “No Aileon 😠, you’ll have to wait two more years 🤓” AS IF THIS GUY DIDN’T CONSUME A WHOLE GLASS OF THIS STUFF WHEN HE WAS SIX???????? (I know your secrets golden boy.) well thank the gods this guy had to go to the loo, and calliope my FAVORITE SISTER IN LAW 🤞 and my only ever sister in law because the other guy is gay but She handed me aud’s glass and we did a cheers! 🥂 uhh in audrin’s credit he did carry me back to my room after i threw up and blacked out but ITS AWESOME because CAL TOOK ALL THE BLAME and HE CANT GET MAD AT CAL 😝😝😝 put a ring on that girl auds

Also aravis woulD NOT STOP TELLING OUR GUESTS ABOUT HIS BOYFRIEN??D?? MADE HIM SOUND LIKE SUCH AN ANGEL TOO. “He’s a brave and handsome adventurer who’s working diligently to solve the missing cases~” ONLY BECAUSE I PAY HIM BITCH??

[twistyerguts]

aravis actually said that?

[itsayyleon]

Would it stop you from swooning if i told you that he also said you have severely embarrassed him before

[twistyerguts]

oh..

[itsayyleon]

its okay twigs. he also politely implied that having me as a brother was the most embarrassing thing ever 😔

[itsayyleon]

could someone explain why women are so awesome and audrin stendahl is not?? We were at dinner with some of mom’s friends and i just wanted ONE DRINK ONE LITTLE SIP OF HALMSTEAD VODKA and mister favorite son goes “No Aileon 😠, you’ll have to wait two more years 🤓” AS IF THIS GUY DIDN’T CONSUME A WHOLE GLASS OF THIS STUFF WHEN HE WAS SIX???????? (I know your secrets golden boy.) well thank the gods this guy had to go to the loo, and calliope my FAVORITE SISTER IN LAW 🤞 and my only ever sister in law because the other guy is gay but She handed me aud’s glass and we did a cheers! 🥂 uhh in audrin’s credit he did carry me back to my room after i threw up and blacked out but ITS AWESOME because CAL TOOK ALL THE BLAME and HE CANT GET MAD AT CAL 😝😝😝 put a ring on that girl auds

Also aravis woulD NOT STOP TELLING OUR GUESTS ABOUT HIS BOYFRIEN??D?? MADE HIM SOUND LIKE SUCH AN ANGEL TOO. “He’s a brave and handsome adventurer who’s working diligently to solve the missing cases~” ONLY BECAUSE I PAY HIM BITCH??

[twistyerguts]

aravis actually said that?

[itsayyleon]

Would it stop you from swooning if i told you that he also said you have severely embarrassed him before

[itsayyleon]

could someone explain why women are so awesome and audrin stendahl is not?? We were at dinner with some of mom’s friends and i just wanted ONE DRINK ONE LITTLE SIP OF HALMSTEAD VODKA and mister favorite son goes “No Aileon 😠, you’ll have to wait two more years 🤓” AS IF THIS GUY DIDN’T CONSUME A WHOLE GLASS OF THIS STUFF WHEN HE WAS SIX???????? (I know your secrets golden boy.) well thank the gods this guy had to go to the loo, and calliope my FAVORITE SISTER IN LAW 🤞 and my only ever sister in law because the other guy is gay but She handed me aud’s glass and we did a cheers! 🥂 uhh in audrin’s credit he did carry me back to my room after i threw up and blacked out but ITS AWESOME because CAL TOOK ALL THE BLAME and HE CANT GET MAD AT CAL 😝😝😝 put a ring on that girl auds

Also aravis woulD NOT STOP TELLING OUR GUESTS ABOUT HIS BOYFRIEN??D?? MADE HIM SOUND LIKE SUCH AN ANGEL TOO. “He’s a brave and handsome adventurer who’s working diligently to solve the missing cases~” ONLY BECAUSE I PAY HIM BITCH??

[itsayyleon]

there comes a time in a man’s life wherein he realizes while lying on the floor in pain that after his sixteenth birthday his older brother will continue to beat him up, except now it’s due to attachment issues 😮

[kirottu-x]

i heard from a friend that they were developing this new technology in Hornslet. apparently, you’d be able to ‘capture’ a moment or a landscape using this device, and it will be printed out to you just as it was, like a very fast painting. i’m not quite sure how it works, but i believe that they call this concept ‘photography’.

[itsayyleon]

That’s some crazy magic right there

[itsayyleon]

Lately I’ve been, I’ve been losing sleep

Dreaming about the things that we could be

But Juhla I’ve been, I’ve been working hard

Said no more counting cases, we’ll be counting stars

Yeah we’ll be counting stars~ ✨ :(

[kirottu-x]

aw, that’s adorable, kompis.

please figure out who’s behind the missing cases as soon as possible.

[itsayyleon]

WHAG WHEND DI I EVEHR PSOR THIS I THOGUT I WROTE RHSI ON MY NOETES?????!!]}^! fuCK of how Do i delete posts?

[twistyerguts]

We’ll make sure to pass the message on before we return! :)

[itsayyleon]

fuck off sky guy or i’ll tell my dad aravis is dating a hobo

[itsayyleon]

Lately I’ve been, I’ve been losing sleep

Dreaming about the things that we could be

But Juhla I’ve been, I’ve been working hard

Said no more counting cases, we’ll be counting stars

Yeah we’ll be counting stars~ ✨ :(

[kirottu-x]

aw, that’s adorable, kompis.

please figure out who’s behind the missing cases as soon as possible.

[itsayyleon]

WHAG WHEND DI I EVEHR PSOR THIS I THOGUT I WROTE RHSI ON MY NOETES?????!!]}^! fuCK of how Do i delete posts?

[itsayyleon]

Lately I’ve been, I’ve been losing sleep

Dreaming about the things that we could be

But Juhla I’ve been, I’ve been working hard

Said no more counting cases, we’ll be counting stars

Yeah we’ll be counting stars~ ✨ :(

[itsayyleon]

ya’ know that sad painful feeling in your chest when you wake up and something is just missing

[itsayyleon]

i mean the people are missing obviously i aM WORKING ON THAT BUT LIKE ITS DIFFERENT

[itsayyleon]

ya’ know that sad painful feeling in your chest when you wake up and something is just missing

[itsayyleon]

i am sad today. :(