Wildest Dreams.

Baylor Davis. Some people are just beautifully wrapped boxes of bullshit.

[itsbaylorffs]

That’s good. I like having you around. It’s really good plus Matt Bomer is beautiful.

Aw, I like being around here. Oh my gosh, Matt Bomer is so gorgeous.

[itsbaylorffs]

Oh so now you’d like my advice?

Yes, I thought that it could turn this conversation into something worth continuing.

[itsbaylorffs]

She was 1-2 at the time.

Wow, that’s incredible. Did the father watch her while you took your classes or did you have to do everything on your own?

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[itsbaylorffs]

Fuck yeah! I’m original, haha. Alexander but I prefer Xander.

Yes, originality at its finest! Hm, Xander fits you better, I must say. Is it alright if I call you Xan?

[itsbaylorffs]

Darling it is. Now why not do something more entertaining if you are so tired of your class?

Well considering my class is over with, but there’s nothing exciting going on around here, what exactly do you suggest I do?

[itsbaylorffs]

It’s not the length of the name it’s the fact that I must remember it. Quite a useless thing to store in my mind when I could just call you darling.

You know what, this conversation is about as useless as taking a summer class, so call me whatever the hell you want just don’t dare call me Blondie.

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[itsbaylorffs]

Oh but darling is much simpler, sweetheart.

Baylor is a six letter word, how difficult can it get?

[itsbaylorffs]

Lots has happened at Newport. Well it’s this white collar felon who basically gets out of jail by convincing the FBI that he can find other criminals. So it’s basically them solving crimes and such. But it’s really cool.

Yes, apparently. I’m never disappearing for more than a couple days ever again. Oh my gosh, that sounds so cool. I’ll have to definitely start watching it.

[itsbaylorffs]

Haha thank you. I think I’ll call you dimples. Do you like that?… Dimples. Promise I won’t.

It’s my pleasure. Dimples? I’ve never heard that one before, but yeah it works for me. Um, what’s your name?

[itsbaylorffs]

And why’s that?

Because I’m seriously getting pissed at you. Darling isn’t my name, it’s Baylor, so use it.

[itsbaylorffs]

[itsbaylorffs]

[itsbaylorffs]

Me too, it’s really been forever since I’ve seen you! That sounds amazing. I recommend you watch white collar, it’s not the BAU but it’s still got some cool FBI stuff in it, I think you’d like it.

I know! I feel like I’ve been in hiding forever and have missed shit go down. I’ll have to add it to my list of things to watch. What’s it about?

[itsbaylorffs]

Well the assumption was incorrect darling. My mother has nothing to do with the way I behave.

If you call me darling one more fucking time, I’m going to punch you in your damn throat. 

[itsbaylorffs]

I’m kidding, but you’re so pretty. Can I know your name?

Well, thank you very much. You aren’t so bad yourself. My name is Baylor, but you can call me Bay or whatever, just don’t fucking call me Blondie.