I misplaced the key to my dorm room, this is not okay.
You should probably talk to the administration office.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@itscatherinerose
I misplaced the key to my dorm room, this is not okay.
You should probably talk to the administration office.
"Just for now? You’re my friend, you gotta believe me."
Why should I?
I mean I think we can pull this off , don’t you?
We're going to kick some butt.
So, our plan for life is to never go to jail.
Pretty much.
Yeah and be able to pee with privacy and stuff.
Yes. That would be great.
Yeah, from what I have heard staying long term isn’t very fun.
I would rather be able to eat what I want and go outside.
Okay, at least you wouldn’t be so mean about it , but still not really wanting to die right now , so I won’t take your stuff.
I don't want to go to jail. I won't kill you.
Would you be nice or brutal about it?
I would rather give you a quick death so that you don't suffer for a long period of time.
That is so sweet and I’ll never take yours away because I know it would suck.
I would probably kill you.
You wanted pizza.
Doesn't mean I don't want cookies.
Yes, though I hope it doesn’t come down to that.
I would never do that to you.
I didn’t think I was going to get any.
I was going to offer you some.
I promise not to make you regret it and if you do you may take away my kitchen stuff.
That sounds like a good idea.
Well fine then. I have my own food.
I guess you won't get my special mac and cheese then.
I bought cookies and a really huge salad today. I’m set.
You didn't care to share with me? Rude.
Yeah for sure, I like to think I’m pretty good so I promise not to destroy the pizza.
I'm putting my trust into you.
I could help you make some, I loved making pizza last year.
Really? That'd be awesome.