ITS DJ SNUGGLES!!!

I'm just some guy who makes music and loves to Dj. If you like what I make, thank you :) if not... well you have horrible taste in music then.

[itsdjsnuggles]

Looking for an old friend

Used to talk to a friend from middle school here, she went by kingdiamondeyes. Ariba if you're still around... Let's talk lol

[notdavidfincher]

The Force will be with you, always.

Star Wars (1977), dir. George Lucas

[shouldnt]

Is it too late now to say soooorry

[fair-dinkum-mechanic]

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

…

we need to talk about this.

[itsdjsnuggles]

*walks into room labelled employees only*

Employee: hey this room is for employees only

Me: then how am I standing here?

Manager: damn ur hired

[kateoplis]

Bernie Sanders has broken the individual contribution record, “officially receiving two million contributions, putting him ahead—at this point in the election season—of every other candidate in U.S. history who was not a sitting president.”

Sanders Is Making Presidential Campaign History

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[shouldnt]

Going to have to check these bags under my eyes, they’re too big to fit in the overhead compartment

[hopsam]

I didn’t wanna fall in love, not at all. But at some point you smiled, and, holy shit, I blew it

(via girlchoking)

[ethioprah-blog1]

person: my boyfriend just- me: dump them person: no he did something good me: suck their dick

[kraftwerker-deactivated20161204]

What your favorite 90's band says about you

Oasis: I have lots of anger and sunglasses what’s sobriety

Smashing Pumpkins: I am sad and doodle stars on all of my paper, total film hipster who owns too much black clothing and is obsessed with dystopia

Lush: DAMN IT MY RED HAIR IS FADING i like flange pedal

Foo fighters: up at 3 am eating Cheetos and texting friends dick jokes

Blur: I like cheese and Damon Albarn’s naked chest, I like sunlight and sexual ambiguity

Placebo: I’m sad but not sad enough for Smashing Pumpkins, My jeans are THE TIGHEST OF JEANS wheres my hair gel

Hole: I’ve got a closet full of baby doll dresses if you cross me I’ll strangle you with a pair of fishnet tights

Sublime: i like beards and intoxication almost as much as i like petting dogs

Weezer: mom u ruined my favorite sweater in the wash ; I have a huge crush on this girl…

[orangeis]

[indestructible-manifestations]

[4gifs]

[pure]

when u follow marxist-leninists and anarchists and they start beefin

[vinstage]

[hooray-for-annie-may-deactivate]

Just sitting and chilling