Misha

Misha - they/them - bunny aficionado and touhou nerd

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[ggnnbvfgbjmbfgj-deactivated2020]

you ever see a character design that SO STRONGLY caters to your tastes you just go

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

remember when Gravity Falls swept in, told its story in exactly how long it needed to tell it, and then ended in triumph and people still talk about it? I think abt that a lot

[nightlifemingus]

a really good genre of tumblr post is the ones that claim “THIS 15-YEAR-OLD HAS DISCOVERED A CURE FOR CANCER” with no source link, and the first comment is “HIS NAME IS _______” and the second comment is “figures that so few results come up on google, no one is talking about this. spread the word!”

and then you google it and the only results are websites called like ‘youshare.buzz’ and ‘trendcatch.ly’ linking back to the original post, and the picture attached to the original post is from an unrelated huffpo article from 2011, and you google the name given and it’s a famous haitian accordionist

[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[thehotgirlproject]

The mom friend override

[daiseokkie-deactivated20190730]

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

[valtsv]

“tall/small couples are problematic because there’s a power imbalance” is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,

[valtsv]

*breaking up with my s.o.* it’s not you, it’s just you’re 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,

[obvious-apostate]

Y’all this is the best kill cam/screen cap I’m ever gonna get from red dead.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[rabbiteclair]

older coworker keeps talking about “ahh, those young'uns are probably late because they were up all night playing that new game. You know. Uh. Mash Brothers: the Melee”

[guantanamo-bae]

Almost like some 60’s loony toons character

[aethosart-user]

Doremy Sweet

DA - Twitter - Facebook

[mirrorfalls]

Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.

[rabbiteclair]

I want to start a conspiracy theory that farming and agriculture in general is fake. “There are 325,000,000 people in America. It would take like a billion chickens a year just to keep the stores stocked. And have you seen these millions of chickens anywhere? I didn’t think so. Checkmate, “farmers”.“

I feel like I could convince a lot of people who don’t live in the Midwest

[rabbiteclair]

chickens come from beneath the flat earth. the government doesn’t want you to know that the earth is flat and surfs through space on a layer of chickens, because if everybody knew they could mine their own chickens and not pay taxes

[seijass]

[sneakybats]

[supportsaber]

Give Me Your iPad

[hotvampireadjacent]

gilgamesh steals your ipad asmr