Rae of Jazz

My name is Jasmine and I think I'm pretty cool. I'm a Virgo trying to live my life in NC. My photos are tagged under my face.

[qoa]

remember on cycle 6 of antm when Furonda passed out her house rules to all the girls in the house

[qoa]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[everythingfox]

Such a good boy

[jehovahhthickness]

I’ve been saying this for years now.

[oknope]

when i was younger, i used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper every time. 

[oraclesowl]

I remember in my high school junior year psych class, my teacher explained to us if you drew the sun like that, then you had an absent father figure. Crazy.

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

I came out for a good time and honestly I feel so attacked right now

[pretty-odd-potato-deactivated20]

oOF

[misandry-and-reverseracism]

Shut the fuck up I hate this

[alternativeblkgal]

is this true cause like…mood

[cosmic-noir]

IS THAT TRUE BITCH WAAAAAAIT A MINUTE

[cosmic-noir]

Omg y’all better check ya kids art AND FUCKING MEAN IT

[queenhomeslices-blog]

Oh GOD this explains literally everything

[burgundydahlia]

I have been called out

[thepumpkinlit]

WELP that explains a lot

[najd-social-club]

[imawar]

ATTACKED, I FEEL ATTACKED

[ohhaicody-deactivated20200724]

LOL

[looneytoonz242]

Yessss 😂😂😂😂

[inaminadikaaa]

[miiriya]

[with-practice]

Male thot jobs.

Barber Dj Personal Trainer Plug Club Promoter Tattoo Artist Mechanic Foot Locker Fedex/UPS Photographer Warehouse Overnight Stocker @ Grocery Stores Construction Worker EMT Sprint/TMobile Comcast

[darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20]

An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” says the tailor.

“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

[thiswillonlyhurtalittle]

This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

i hate this fucking website because every time this appears

my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

[oli-nerd]

Tumblr mobile really enhances the experience of this post

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

I tried pressing the reblog button on the picture

[jesus-the-son-of-mary]

[enisco]

YG 400 as MJ is making my whole Halloween 🎃 tho

[jehovahhthickness]

This grew my edges back.

[prostylgel]

Micheal Jackson blood!

[mochacondaddy]

I’m died bc you know he’s already had the dress shoes and white socks prepared 😭😂

[tennantbutt]

i dont need to go clubbing anymore i just go to the local grocery store that plays 80s music and stand there

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

wtf is a gotye 

[maliciousmelons]

somebody that i used to know

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[c-bassmeow]