It's just KP.

I'm the one who reblogs a lot of stuff and puts a bunch of silly tags with it. I love video games and YouTube. I also love books, puns, dogs, and rain. I'm quite random, so be prepared. xD

[omghotmemes]

No, no it isn’t.

[moonlit-aura]

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

[thepassenger-deactivated2025121]

[givemearmstopraywith]

you are not unloveable you are just sad and a little bit angry. let’s go have some soup

[classycookiexo]

Hopefully this tip can help anyone

[beckitty]

As a student nurse, I will be delighted if you bring me paperwork like this. I can get all the information I need, and it shows me you are well informed and making active choices about your healthcare. It tells me exactly where you are in your care and some of what I need to do to help you. The helps me meet you where you are, without having to ask you questions you are tired of answering.

As someone who has chronic conditions and a husband with increasingly complex chronic conditions, I try to do this at home too.

[skellydun]

How do you feel about the whole Ned situation?

you mean the fact that he has to make a school survival guide? life's tough man especially middle school.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I know you didn't answer my asks because you were too scared of a genuine relationship with me

what

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anon is on a level of parasocial relationship not yet known to man

[itsjustkp007]

I don’t know if I want to know the questions anon asked before this one.

[faustandfurious]

Basic rules for analysing fiction, an incomprehensive list jotted down in a hurry:

The protagonist isn’t always right

The protagonist isn’t always good

The protagonist isn’t always written to be relatable or likeable

The narrator isn’t always right

The narrator isn’t always good

The narrator isn’t always telling the truth

The narrator isn’t always the author

The protagonist’s moral compass, the narrator’s moral compass and the author’s moral compass are three entirely different things that only occasionally overlap

Pay attention to what characters do and not just what they say

Pay special attention when what the characters do is at odds with what they say

A lot of the time the curtains are blue for a reason. If they aren’t, you should read better books

[itsjustkp007]

Mark Cannot Be Trusted

@markiplier I know this feeling is gonna go away in like five minutes, but OH MY GOD I AM SO MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Ex-Disney star Dylan Sprouse spends 6 months learning Mandarin for Chinese film debut

People are stunned to see actor Dylan Sprouse join the Chinese entertainment industry as a new trailer for an upcoming film shows the former

No offense, and I didn't have this on my bingo card ever, but Dylan Sprouse was born for the role of a prince.

[lierdumoa]

If he looks familiar, it's because he's the identical twin brother of the actor who plays Jughead in the CW's Riverdale.

[cause-its-3am]

Excuse me. Dylan Sprouts did not star in 87 episodes of Suite Life of Zack and Cody followed by 71 episodes of Suite Life on Deck to be known as “the identical twin brother of the actor who plays Jughead”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

They're both Ben from Friends!!

[itsjustkp007]

What?

Mark: Everything has to end.

Me: What?

Mark: *posts trailer/video for In Space with Markiplier*

Me: ...I love space, but WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

[tony-hawks-underground]

[sandersstudies]

Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

[sandersstudies]

And then they’re like “we took my ill wife to the seaside and her condition improved remarkably” and it’s like Edward your house has seven time bombs in it please just leave your wife at the seaside and she’ll do very well not getting mesothelioma.

[under-the-arch]

Edward your wife may be entitled to financial compensation

[itsjustkp007]

You say the whole world’s ending? Honey, it already did.

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Heads up, my nonbinary pals.

Old pronouns just dropped!

Here’s a link and a screenshot to the old pronouns.

Transphobes can’t take this from us. These are literally old English pronouns.

-fae

[quailfence]

[video transcript:you’ve heard of neopronouns, but what about archeopronouns? These are the pronouns used in old English. As you can here, the third person pronouns are pretty different on all accounts, but let’s take a look at the neuter pronouns: hit [pronounced heet], hit, him [pronounced heem], and his [pronounced hees]. Hit was the old English precursor to it, also old English also has wit and gif, so it doesn’t feel as impersonal as it can. Let’s try using hit in modern English scentences! Hit is my friend. I saw hit yesterday. I borrowed his car. I gave him a car. These are pretty similar to the modern he/him pronouns, so they may not be for everyone, but these also feminine archeopronouns, so let’s hear them. Hēo is my friend. [pronounced heyo] I saw hī yesterday. [pronunced he] I borrowed hire car. [pronounced here-ay] I gave hire a hug. Transphobes cannot get me. I know too much about grammar. Feel free to ask me more questions! /end transcript.] image description: the text “third person. Third person pronouns refer to another person involved in a conversation, like modern English “he”, “she”, “it”, and “they”.” Below that is a table of the Old English pronouns. /end description]

@a-captions-blog @can-i-make-image-descriptions

[liongoatsnake]

Fun personal, nerdy fact: The alternative gender neutral pronouns we use is hie/hem/hir. These pronouns was brought to our attention when we took a History of The English Language class. For exact citation from A History of the English Language, page 319-320 :  

“Writers at the end of the twentieth and the beginning of the twenty-first century have generally found it easy to substitute people, person, or human beings for man and mankind, though the problem of the pronoun has proved thornier. In the sentence, “Everybody should button their coat,” males and females are treated equally, but the plural pronoun their has as its antecedent the singular noun everybody. English does not have a gender-neutral, or epicene, pronoun for persons. For more than a century proposals have been suggested to remedy this lack including thon; e, es, em; heshe, hes,hem; shey, shem, sheir, and many others. None of these has gained general acceptance, and it is clear that none will. The closed class of personal pronouns is much more resistant to additions and substitutions than the open classes of nouns and adjectives. We have seen during the late medieval period the plural pronouns in h- (hie, hem, hir) replaced by borrowings from Old Norse (Present-day they, them, their) and the rise of analogical its during the Renaissance. However, most of the changes in pronouns have simply been losses in number and case, and it would be unprecedented for a consciously constructed pronoun to come into general use.”

Source:

Baugh, Albert C. and Thomas Cable.  A History of the English Language. London: Routledge & Kegan Paul, 2002. Page 319-320.

So yeah, another set of pronouns based on how the English language used to work or at least based on scholars trying to record how the English language used to work.

[markiplier]

[itsjustkp007]

What the cucumber is going on here?

[iamliteraltrash1]

Can we start a hug thread for Sean

[itsjustkp007]

I just wanna give Seán a hug.