EXCELSIOR

She/Her, 20s Lazy and uneducated, the protagonist spends her time completing meaningless side-quests and hoarding gold.

[dogpuppy]

[viralfrog]

[wormpton]

[ID: An image with four frames from the film The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. The first frame is edited to depict a gloved hand holding an Allen wrench in a bag. The second frame depicts Elrond saying: "Cast it into the fire. Destroy it!" The third frame depicts Isildur saying: "No." The fourth frame depicts a gloved hand placing an Allen wrench into a container filled with Allen wrenches. End ID]

[moon111111]

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[pukicho]

i named my baby after you

aww baby pukicho, destined for a life of misery

[pukicho]

[orrnament]

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

[sevinohl]

Every fanart i see of rocky and adrian is just this and i love it

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[margottenenbaum222]

the bf she deserves

[tall]

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[9ieme]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts