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I just love what I do, trying new things and scaring myself once in a while. It’s so nice to try different characters and explore different things.

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‘murica!!!!

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Eddie Izzard [Stripped] | Cake Mix

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EXACTLY

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100 aesthetic summer challenge

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Spy (2015) dir. Paul Feig

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Phi Phi O’Hara icons because she’s an angel

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RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars 2: Episode 4 ‘Drag Movie Shequels’.

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Describe your perfect date in detail.

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ideal date: it happens

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What is my perfect date? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years; she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.