humandoritos:
Oh, and she didn’t pay for you? She’s getting the big bucks now and still a cheapskate! Glad you had fun, Lils! Wish I was there. Did you drink too much? Do you have awkward pictures of Hayley? I need to know. Hahaha, of course, you do. What would you like to have?
Free alcohol was the easiest way to attract everybody at my party. I was ready to do some begging, though. I do have embarrassing photographs of everybody, Chris, but I’m afraid I’m going to keep them for myself until they do me wrong. Not even your Cap charm will convince me to share Hayley’s. Well, what about you take Natalie to see my play one of these evenings.












