{at school}
Chris: This weekend my dad took me and Buck to the park and I got to throw the ball as far as I could and then Buck would run and grab it and bring it back. Dad said he needed the exercise because of all the treats he’s been eating.
Chris: Ugh, I had to bring ham and cheese today because dad let Buck eat all of the peanut butter.
Chris: Buck usually sleeps on the couch but sometimes my dad lets him sleep in the bed with him.
{at parent-teacher conference}
Teacher: It’s so nice to finally meet you Mr. Diaz. Chris talks about you all the time, you and your dog.
Eddie: Dog? We don’t have a dog?
Teacher: … is Buck a cat then or ?
Buck: *bursts in* Hi! So sorry I’m late! *holds out hand* I’m Buck.
Teacher: …
Eddie: …
Buck: Also please don’t deduct any points from Chris’s solar system cake pop project. I didn’t know it was for school so I ate Neptune. It’s my fault, not his.
Eddie: You ATE his homework?!
