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Name: Maxton Maxwell Callahan Twenty-One British From Seattle WA @wheresmaxton

[itsmaxton]

Text ✉️ LAYLA

Layla: How can I refuse that? What did you get?

Max: It happens to be Chinese food.

[itsmaxton]

Text ✉️ OPEN

Max: I just bought enough take out t feed the city

Max:come over and help me eat it all

[jace-higgins]

"Don’t laugh, it’s a serious matter! You could do something that you weren’t even aware would piss them off! I think I pissed off Aphrodite. Clarissa had to put foundation on my nose to cover the monster zit that’s taking over my face." He shook his head. "Just watch out, dude. You don’t want to piss an even worse god off. Could be Zeus."

[itsmaxton]

Trying to stop his laughter he smiled at him. "Okay, I'm not laughing about this. I don't want to piss them off, I mean I don't know what they'll do. Greek Gods can be very scary to think about at times. A monster zit? That nothing to play around with at all." He said letting out another small laugh chuckle. "I'm gonna watch out don't worry, I won't want to piss off anyon that could make me ugly."

[jace-higgins]

"…you’re not listening, Maxxie. I’m tellin’ ya. If you’re not careful, you’re gonna piss one of those mythological Greek Gods off and it’s not gonna be pretty." He waved a hand across the other boy’s line of vision, trying to get his attention.

[itsmaxton]

Looking up from his phone he laughed lightly. "I was kind of listening. I heard like two parts of that. But I'll try not to piss of those mythological Greek Gods." He said, letting out a small laugh shaking his head. "No pissing off Greek Gods."

[itsmaxton]

 “Right, that makes sense.” He stated flatly before averting his attention to his phone, obviously not paying attention.

[itsmaxton]

[oliversykesfan]

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[itsmaxton]

[ivybolster]

I owe you one, thanks.

[itsmaxton]

You don't have to owe me anything. It's just the nice thing to do for people.

[ivybolster]

A pill would work, right?

[itsmaxton]

Yeah they usually help for the most. I have some headache stuff if you want some.

[jfcaldrik-deactivated20170408]

When will fat, ugly, old women learn that they aren’t sexy? They should get the fuck over whatever is causing them to get fat, go get some plastic surgery to fix up those wrinkles and long ass titties, and then maybe when they look like fucking Pamela, they can return and try again. Right now, I’m just          … bye.

[jfcaldrik-deactivated20170408]

[itsmaxton]

They just think they are damn sexy wearing crop tops and shit. It's one thing if you are much younger. But they wear these when there are in they are like mid-thirty it's not cute. Not even Pamela is that cute mate. Maybe if they looked like Jessica Alba.

[ivybolster]

I have like         the worst headache.

[ivybolster]

[itsmaxton]

Have you tried taking something for it?

[soufflegirlxfterall]

Five minutes? You kidding me? Maybe this girl is a little strange but you stayed there about five minutes, or more, Is more strange.

[itsmaxton]

Not really five minutes more like a minute. But I sat there so confused for the whole minute. I was trying to figure out if I knew but I didn't. She did leave though.

[uhoh-mia-deactivated20150421]

Really now? Nice to meet you. The name’s Dani.

[itsmaxton]

Nice to meet you Dani, I rather like that name.

[cannon-shannon]

You should have just pushed her off and crossed your legs

[itsmaxton]

I told her to get off after a minute which she did. Then I just got up and left the park.

[olliewtf-blog-deactivated202004]

"And… How did you get her off of you? And, furthermore, did you ever find out why she was sitting on you?"

[itsmaxton]

"I just kindly asked her to remove herself from my lap. She never actually told me, she just got up and walked away." 

[chemicalmusician-blog]

What did you do?

[itsmaxton]

I just sat there for a moment in shock. Then kindly asked her to remove herself from my lap.