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[heyget]

Dick, who keeps trying to introduce Jason to people, and Jason, who does not need introductions

Dick: And this is my close friend, Roy! I think you'll like him.

Jason, sweating, trying to keep a secret: Hey man

Roy: Hey babe

[two-bees-poetry]

so soft it hurts

[lesbiansforboromir]

You actually cannot skip to being good at a creative endeavour that you haven't put much practice into. You cannot trick your way out of the 'knows that your work is not what you want it to be but don't know how to improve it' stage by planning or reading or talking about it really really hard. At some point you just have to craft through it until your brain finds it's own unique way back to the 'everything I make slaps' stage and be prepared to start the cycle all over again. You just have to make that project you're excited about slightly less good than you want it to be. (Says this standing in a pool of blood and covered in blood and also coughing up a little blood)

[mmrboobs]

My true dream

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[more-like-notome]

I’ve never drawn him twice the same way huh

[majunju]

yuzurin

[hunternon]

Sometimes I remember to post here too

[what-even-is-thiss]

I recently confessed to my dad that for my whole life I’ve felt like there’s something wrong with me that makes me unlikable that everyone else can see but I can’t because I’ve always had a hard time making friends and he was like “well I didn’t know that and I genuinely can’t think of what it would be that people don’t like about you” so the mystery continues I guess

[majunju]

yuzurin

[hrtzbeat]

a rework of my older yuulisa design. my babyyyyy

[more-like-notome]

If he doesn’t stop doing stupid shit I swear

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sorry to talk about Harry Potter again but when it comes to the slave race that Rowling put in her books, she said she based the house elves off of brownies. You know, those creatures in British folklore that clean your house for you because they like doing it and are offended if you try to pay them?

Why not just put brownies in your story then? Almost identical effect without all the slavery.

If you wanna make the Malfoys look worse just idk maybe they put a spell on Dobby to bind him to their house and he can’t leave unless the malfoys break the rules and they’re bad to him but don’t technically try to break the rules until Harry tricks them into paying dobby with some clothes.

There. Problem solved. You can have hundreds of brownies living at hogwarts even. And when Hermione misinterprets their situation and tries to thank them and start paying them the brownies start getting offended and leaving and this causes an actual problem for the school. Much easier to make a subplot about not listening to the people that you’re trying to help.

Just another way you realize as an adult that these books weren’t really thought through very well.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[wtf-drawing]

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

[kamuyagi]

Happy Belated Birthday my beloved Twin Stars (´∇ﾉ｀*)ノ☆ ☆･ﾟ::ﾟ

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know people who are against birthright citizenship are always like “oh people take vacations here to give their kids citizenship”

Okay. Who gives a fuck?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh no that kid might move here when they’re older, offsetting our low birth rate and paying taxes, oh no.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Immigrants almost always make a place more interesting so I just shrimply do not give a fuck

[harunayuuka]

MC: Every bit of romantic affection I've received so far has been superficial.

Floyd: So you've just been an eye candy?

MC: Yeah.

Floyd: Aw, poor you.

Azul and Jade: ...

Azul: Floyd, do try to exercise a little more empathy.

Jade: But I believe Floyd has shown enough empathy to persuade them to sign a contract with us, has he not?

MC: *nods*

Azul: *in disbelief*